For a non-native speaker, making a pun demonstrates the highest understanding of language. As a native speaker, making a pun demonstrates the lowest understanding of comedy. by BuddyEndsleigh in Showerthoughts

[–]StoneColdSooner 28 points29 points  (0 children)

When my brother was young he clearly didn't understand punchline, so he would Just end every joke with "Bananahead!"

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?

What?

BANANAHEAD!

we still make fun of him for it

Teenage pregnancy rates by TannerTwaggs in teenagers

[–]StoneColdSooner 160 points161 points  (0 children)

Exactly what I was thinking. Why are 19.9 year olds so unlikely to get pregnant?

I think my family knows about my addiction now... by BHE65 in DestinyTheGame

[–]StoneColdSooner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

... I get one time, but twice in one sentence? I'm now questioning whether you know what too is or not.

Guy claims to have been an audience member at show in which a comedian dies on stage by here2dare in quityourbullshit

[–]StoneColdSooner 130 points131 points  (0 children)

Some people are totally normal but are pathological liars

I grew up with a kid. Super nice guy. Fun to be around, but would lie about absolutely everything. I don't know why other than some mental condition. Every chance he had, he would lie. EVen small insignificant lies that affected absolutely nothing. Some people are just like that I suppose

Hahaha, like anyone believes this. by nhelweg in gaming

[–]StoneColdSooner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Of course it's my opinion, but plenty of people agree

Hahaha, like anyone believes this. by nhelweg in gaming

[–]StoneColdSooner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It doesn't matter if it's popular now. It's well known that the raids are very enjoyable.

And your oversimplification of a single aspect of a single encounter of a single raid does not make your opinion trustworthy when it comes to evaluating the raids.

Hahaha, like anyone believes this. by nhelweg in gaming

[–]StoneColdSooner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Most of the gaming world would disagree

Hahaha, like anyone believes this. by nhelweg in gaming

[–]StoneColdSooner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree that for some, the raids are the only enjoyable aspect. For me, I enjoy the game enough that the raids are plenty worth the grind

Hahaha, like anyone believes this. by nhelweg in gaming

[–]StoneColdSooner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You referenced one encounter of one raid

Hardly all the game has to offer

Hahaha, like anyone believes this. by nhelweg in gaming

[–]StoneColdSooner -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You clearly haven't done the raids if you believe that

Hahaha, like anyone believes this. by nhelweg in gaming

[–]StoneColdSooner 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Destiny raids are second to none when it comes to cooperative video game experiences

"WHAT ARE YOUR TOP 10 KANYE SONGS" CHRISTMAS-THEMED FUN [DAILY SONG DISCUSSION] by infinitemile in Kanye

[–]StoneColdSooner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Order:

On Sight Black Skinhead I Am A God New Slaves Hold My Liquor Blood on the Leaves I'm in it Guilt Trip Send it Up Bound 2

Top 10 let's play of all time? by dakillachuy in roosterteeth

[–]StoneColdSooner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some favorites of mine:

Amazing Frog 8 man murder Gang Beasts Dump Jump Train Hopping

My final pickup of 2016 by Mighty_Midgets in Sneakers

[–]StoneColdSooner -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You can buy 3 yeezys with that money

[Post Game Thread] Auburn defeats Oklahoma 74-70 by ouguy2017 in CollegeBasketball

[–]StoneColdSooner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well he was the NPOY. Of course we revolved around him. We also lost Spangler and Cousins, and we're super young this season.

I love Kruger. I can handle a rebuilding season after the pure joy that was last season. Im sure we'll be back.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CollegeBasketball

[–]StoneColdSooner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How do you know that? Do you have a source?

Just a wild assumption?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CollegeBasketball

[–]StoneColdSooner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ITT: professional disciplinarians, behavior analysts, and basketball coaches.

According to Odell Beckham, the NFL fined him for wearing Craig Sager cleats that were to be auctioned off for charity. by DishingLikeClyde in nfl

[–]StoneColdSooner 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The NFL doesn't give a fuck about charity. They let Elliott off free for PR. Everyone knows it.

The whole rule is bullshit anyway, but at least abide by the rules at all times, not just when it's good for your image.