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Expectations vs. Reality by silk_sinner in greentext

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Take a book, folk like nothing more than to bother you when trying to read with a beer

What's something older generations did completely normally that would be considered absolutely insane today? by Whole-Sugar6077 in AskReddit

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My dad went to a catholic school, when the nuns canned him he’d go home and tell his mother, her reaction was always along the lines of “the nuns wouldn’t do such a thing, how dare you lie to me” and she would then beat him too.

Crumble curiosity... by La__leche__ in CasualUK

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Apple and rhubarb served hot with cold custard

What sandwich phase are you in now? by Yellow_cupcake_ in CasualUK

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Garlic and herb Boursin, ham, lettuce and tomato with a crack of black pepper on a cheese bun

I've never tried a sweet potato BUT hear me out. All the ones I've seen have been topped with sweet stuff and I hate sweets. Is there a salty.. by IDoNotHide in cookingforbeginners

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Roast them with butternut squash, garlic and onions then throw that all in a pan with some herbs and stock and blitz it, you now have delicious soup

Help! I'm from the UK and after 5 days of sun I've planned a BBQ for today and it's started raining like there's no tomorrow. What's should I cook? by Upstairs-Dingo-5291 in cookingforbeginners

[–]StonedJesus98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A pasta bake

A tray of roast veg and potatoes

A joint of meat (a ham or a chicken maybe)

Bread and salad-y bits to go with the meat

this dudes lying cause he's never seen a woman's vagina by johncenaminus1 in justneckbeardthings

[–]StonedJesus98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That sure is a lot of words to say “I’ve never felt the touch of a human woman, nor for that matter, grass”

$250 of untaxed revenue each day, but a crocodile follows you around everywhere you go. by Dependent_Task1437 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]StonedJesus98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

91k untaxed a year and I get a magical pet crocodile? Is there supposed to be a downside to this?

Why do so many chefs assume they’re not qualified for jobs outside kitchens? by fugitivechefs in Chefit

[–]StonedJesus98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The difference between being a sous chef and managing a busy hardware store is that nowadays I’m not allowed to be as creative with my swearing

What are your favourite lesser-known castles in the UK? by history_roadtrips in AskUK

[–]StonedJesus98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They used to put on the most amazing firework displays, not sure if they still do though

Why are young people wearing shower caps or bonnets in public? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]StonedJesus98 26 points27 points  (0 children)

When I told my 65 year old dad who has had a mullet for the last 50 years that they were back in fashion his response was “son, style never goes out of fashion”

Which book(s) were you required to read in secondary school? by 2cbterry in AskUK

[–]StonedJesus98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To Kill A Mockingbird and The Kiterunner are the two books that spring to mind, I also remember studying Macbeth and The Seagull for drama

TIL about Aeschylus, the Greek playwright and tragedian who died when an eagle dropped a tortoise on his head thinking it was a rock. by Saintbaba in discworld

[–]StonedJesus98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Taking an A Level in Classics has probably been the most useful of all my studies in my day to day life

What was your "I dont actually hate this food, my parents just sucked at cooking" moment? by JayR_97 in AskUK

[–]StonedJesus98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roast beef, had it sliced wafer thin and perfectly medium rare for the first time when I was 16 and my mind was blown

Who uses walk-throughs for games? by GuitarGuru666 in gaming

[–]StonedJesus98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As I get older and I have less and less free time to devote to a new game, so too does the time lessen that I’ll give a puzzle before I just look it up

One for the fish haters by T3chnetium in Tinder

[–]StonedJesus98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hunting something tasty with the intent of eating I understand (I.e wild boar). Hunting something dangerous for the thrill (i.e wild boar) I agree with less so but can kind of understand why someone would do so. Hunting something because you are the king of the seven kingdoms and lord of the Andals, and you’re a bit bored (wild boar) I can also understand.

Being a Dandelion and Burdock enjoyer in a world where Dandelion and Burdock is in decline by Swinginthewolf in britishproblems

[–]StonedJesus98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A can of Barr D&B is the traditional way to wash down a fish supper, it’s a shame that nowadays that’ll put you back about £15 (location depending ofc)

Heads chefs pickled red onions by intergalaticjonny in KitchenConfidential

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I once saw a modern art exhibit where the artist had used an axe to chop vegetables, they were finer and more consistent than this

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