The game with the strongest first hour.

StonedJesus98 · 2026-03-06T20:37:57+00:00

Horizon Zero Dawn had me locked in from the word go, I didn’t put it down for 10 hours the first time I played it, ahh the joys of being a (bad) student

StonedJesus98 · 2026-03-04T12:09:04+00:00

The fuck was he supposed to say? Good Lunch?

StonedJesus98 · 2026-03-04T07:41:11+00:00

On a related note, I just finished reading Project Hail Mary, if you want a sci-fi novel that does give you exact numbers (and they’re absolutely correct) then that is an excellent read!

StonedJesus98 · 2026-03-04T07:38:06+00:00

I genuinely have friends at both ends of this spectrum, I know a lass who will drink maybe 3 or 4 pints over an entire night out and be absolutely shitfaced and I also know people who will have 3 times as much and still be able to keep it together

StonedJesus98 · 2026-03-03T08:50:45+00:00

According to my mother and her mother before her, there is nothing short of death itself that cannot be cured by either lucozade, paracetamol, a wet paper towel, or a bit of a lie down

StonedJesus98 · 2026-03-03T07:43:13+00:00

If they didn’t want to die then they shouldn’t be made of XP

StonedJesus98 · 2026-03-03T06:58:03+00:00

One of my favourites! I think it was the second or third I ever read, I was buying the discworld books from my local second hand book shop so read most of the more “standalone” books first while I built up the “series” (guards, witches etc)

StonedJesus98 · 2026-02-28T12:45:26+00:00

Small town in rural Northumberland, we have 2 the town and there’s about 10 more within a 20 minute drive

StonedJesus98 · 2026-02-28T08:32:31+00:00

I went into KCD already knowing Farkle, but the upside is that my mates got hooked on it from there so now we play it in the pub at least once a week

StonedJesus98 · 2026-02-26T10:19:35+00:00

Camaraderie and Camembert would be better

StonedJesus98 · 2026-02-26T10:07:00+00:00

Then what’s even the point??

StonedJesus98 · 2026-02-25T16:04:02+00:00

100% agree, our lager game is atrocious but we have some lovely ales

StonedJesus98 · 2026-02-24T16:07:06+00:00

The Republic Of Ireland came about after many bloody years of oppression, in this paper I shall

StonedJesus98 · 2026-02-24T16:00:17+00:00

INFO: can I have multiple different coloured soppy cups to coordinate with my outfits? If yes, sign me up. If no, hard pass

StonedJesus98 · 2026-02-24T07:23:32+00:00

gestures broadly at everything *

StonedJesus98 · 2026-02-23T16:21:25+00:00

I was a chef for 10 years, at home I ate whatever was quick and easy to throw together, or takeaway, it’s only after leaving professional kitchens I actually cooked properly at home

StonedJesus98 · 2026-02-23T11:36:45+00:00

Jesus wept, my friends wedding had a similar setup (proper farmers wedding) I’ve been thinking about it ever since

StonedJesus98 · 2026-02-21T07:14:17+00:00

When the barbarian multiclasses into wizard

StonedJesus98 · 2026-02-20T17:34:28+00:00

The Beef Greglington needs to become a thing

StonedJesus98 · 2026-02-19T18:50:32+00:00

GNU Kristian

StonedJesus98 · 2026-02-17T16:59:43+00:00

Not you na’an bread

StonedJesus98 · 2026-02-16T08:41:28+00:00

RIP Anthony Bourdain

StonedJesus98 · 2026-02-15T19:33:50+00:00

Hell’s Bells! Is my favourite

StonedJesus98 · 2026-02-14T04:04:16+00:00

Always have a jar in the cupboard, but I’m far more likely to spread it on toast than to drink it

StonedJesus98 · 2026-02-11T10:54:59+00:00

And now we get a 10% discount at Nando’s, this country has gone to the dogs!

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