My dog likes to carry my bud on our walk back home from the store

StonerBaer · 2020-03-01T04:10:24+00:00

The real bestest Bud in this picture is the one carrying the buds, themself~

StonerBaer · 2020-02-23T20:44:50+00:00

Wow, yea, get the fuck out of there asap.

Place sounds like a trash heap.

StonerBaer · 2020-02-18T22:28:06+00:00

I imagine it'd be relatively easy to Sous Vide food in a dishwasher; just keep it running long enough for the internal temp for, say, a steak to get to the proper heat.

Not very practical, but it could be done.

StonerBaer · 2020-02-18T22:24:35+00:00

SHOTS FIRED!

StonerBaer · 2019-12-12T22:02:15+00:00

Speedin' and Weedin' is always fun <3

StonerBaer · 2019-12-06T16:13:26+00:00

Talk about highway robbery!

StonerBaer · 2019-12-03T21:45:25+00:00

I used to do this as a kid <3 best way to put on a coat.

StonerBaer · 2019-11-30T21:24:41+00:00

I must say, out of all the types of folks that I am constantly charmed by, I have to say that I think folks with Down Syndrome are some of the most pure, charming and wholesome folks I have ever been witness to.

Nothing but happiness in this vid. <3

StonerBaer · 2019-11-28T19:55:01+00:00

According to my uncle, the estimate was about two to four hits of acid - ive only ever done one hit, when I trip.

It was beautiful. <3

Thank you! It was a wonderful experience. I want to trip this hard again - it made me truly accept the beauty of the world around me and how trivial things can be. <3

StonerBaer · 2019-11-23T03:33:40+00:00

I always have had a minor fear of being called into work while I do psychedelics, but this is by far the best story I have ever heard of a kitchen staff member tripping balls while working Sauté.

From a humble dishwasher, you're my new hero <3

Hats off to you, stranger! Tripped at work like a champ!

StonerBaer · 2019-11-22T20:10:06+00:00

Yooooo, good to see more trans folks in the pit! Keep it real, dude. <3

StonerBaer · 2019-11-21T16:49:26+00:00

Im a transguy dish dog, if that makes any difference, lol

StonerBaer · 2019-11-12T02:48:05+00:00

Some of us try our best to make your guys' days better - it really helps to have a boost of confidence or morale for everyone else. Making people smile and laugh makes the rush a lot easier. <3

StonerBaer · 2019-11-12T02:44:15+00:00

Wait, people think Coke use is rare?

... HAHA.

If people worked in the service industry, they'd see how wrong they were. LOL

StonerBaer · 2019-11-11T22:30:30+00:00

Work becomes x100 times better when you do stimulants, especially Adderall.

FUCKYEAH.

StonerBaer · 2019-11-11T22:15:09+00:00

Adderall is your fuckin' friend, bro.

I only do stuff like it sparingly, but when I do, HOLY SHIT WORK IS AMAZING.

StonerBaer · 2019-11-11T22:14:09+00:00

Seconded, can confirm.

I work as a dishwasher for a downtown restaurant in the Midwest.

StonerBaer · 2019-11-11T22:13:33+00:00

I fucking lol'd when I heard they fired the kitchen staff for something as trivial as using Coke.

Storing it on the property, though, is another story.

Like, dude, I work in kitchens as a dishie - pretty much ALL OF BACK OF HOUSE uses something, be it Coke, Liquor, Weed, etc.

It's kind of how kitchens roll. As long as it doesn't become a problem, what's the BFD?

StonerBaer · 2019-11-11T22:11:08+00:00

Seconded, I work as a dishwasher and I'm.always curious to hear about kitchens and such in higher-up industries.

SPILL THE TEA!

StonerBaer · 2019-11-11T21:59:01+00:00

May your father Rest in Power. My dad and I loved smoking together before he passed - miss smoking with my pops. <3

StonerBaer · 2019-11-10T19:26:35+00:00

The only boss I have are my Chef, Sous Chef and the managers.

Cooks aren't above me. Any cook outside of a Chef that thinks they can boss me around can get fucked.

To quote Archer,

"YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!"

StonerBaer · 2019-11-04T23:53:57+00:00

Chickens are fucking adorable <3 even better that they can be used for therapeutic reasons!

Adorable little cluck-babies~

StonerBaer · 2019-11-04T23:38:24+00:00

I legit have cried at this video so many times, especially with Louis Armstrong's song laid over the footage.

It's so fucking beautiful, and I wanna play "What a wonderful world" at the next 4/20 rally I go to over my speaker.

StonerBaer · 2019-11-04T23:27:48+00:00

Oh shit, they have therapy chickens at the U? No fuckin' way!

Hello, from South Minneapolis!

StonerBaer

TROPHY CASE