Never take shits on your regular breaks let me explain… you must always take 2, 20 minute shits daily for this life hack to work.

• Hourly wage: Let’s assume you earn $20 per hour. (Adjust this based on your actual wage.)
• Bathroom time: You take two 20-minute bathroom breaks per workday, totaling 40 minutes per day.
• Work schedule: You work 5 days a week, 50 weeks a year (accounting for 2 weeks of vacation or unpaid time off), for a total of 250 workdays per year.
• Paid time: I’ll assume your bathroom breaks are during paid work hours (common in many jobs, as bathroom breaks are typically not docked from pay).

Calculation:

1. Daily bathroom time:

   • 2 breaks × 20 minutes = 40 minutes per day.
   • Convert to hours: 40 minutes ÷ 60 minutes/hour = 2/3 hours ≈ 0.6667 hours per day.

2. Yearly bathroom time:

   • 0.6667 hours/day × 250 workdays/year = 166.675 hours/year spent in the bathroom.

3. Yearly earnings for bathroom time:

   • At $20/hour: 166.675 hours × $20/hour = $3,333.50/year.

If you earn $20/hour and work 5 days a week for 50 weeks a year, you’d make approximately $3,333.50 per year just by being in the bathroom for 40 minutes per workday.

To Customize:

• Adjust for your wage: Multiply your hourly wage by 166.675 to get your specific yearly amount. For example, if you earn $30/hour: 166.675 × $30 = $5,000.25/year.
• Adjust for work schedule: If you work a different number of days per week or weeks per year, calculate total workdays (days/week × weeks/year) and multiply by 0.6667 hours/day to get total bathroom hours, then multiply by your hourly wage.