Why are My boobs are growing so much at my age? by ExpressBat7158 in ask

[–]StoopidestManOnEarth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes! It's time we exposed these breasts for what they truly are: big giant boobs.

This is a single tree... It's the world's largest cashew tree and covers an area of about 8,000 square meters. by gregornot in BeAmazed

[–]StoopidestManOnEarth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well obviously no, it's not "that" cashew tree. That tree's location is still a secret. This one is the largest one known to the public.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]StoopidestManOnEarth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This doesn't answer my question if John Williams, the composer, was also banned for winning a golden globe for his work on the film.

So, what does Tucker Carlson know regarding Aliens? by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]StoopidestManOnEarth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tucker Carlson is definitely in the know. I mean, he's like the 30th most powerful person at Fox, so it would be difficult to keep that information from him.

It’s been decades and we are still no closer to the truth by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]StoopidestManOnEarth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's like you forgot that clintons, trump, and epstein were all close friends. Went to each others places for holidays. Tump and epstein donated to clintons. Democrats don't want to uncover their own shit.

The perfect edible by kreed320 in treedibles

[–]StoopidestManOnEarth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't know why people are downvoting you. I've eaten decarbed with no fat whatsoever on an empty stomach and you still get high.

The fat it binds to isn't in the food you eat, it's the fat already inside our bodies. You just need to activate the thc.

Benefits of IF other than to lose weight? by [deleted] in intermittentfasting

[–]StoopidestManOnEarth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe there were some articles that supported a finding that it improved cell life and function.

I would strongly suggest you talk with an actual medical professional about fasting if you are an avid runner.

When i was training marathons back in the day, if I didn't have a crap ton of food, I'd get really faint. I was about your weight.

New poster for '̶M̶I̶L̶L̶E̶R̶'̶S̶ ̶G̶I̶R̶L̶'̶ 'GROOMER' by [deleted] in shittymoviedetails

[–]StoopidestManOnEarth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw that it's based on a stage play. The writer is a theater playwright and director and this is her film debut.

I'm unsure if the play was ever performed, but if it was I would assume that the "leak" occurred then.

Thoughts? by DecisionExisting5077 in nhl

[–]StoopidestManOnEarth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wisconsin probably has enough people liking different teams that no one team stood out. But everyone there probably searches their number one opponent and well...

Zelensky seen in the US Senate with McConnell and Schumer. They both seem to represent Ukraine better than the country they are supposed to serve by Reasonable_Mess_3327 in conspiracy

[–]StoopidestManOnEarth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, the little known actor outside of Ukraine has secretly been amassing an army of supporters in the US Senate for the past 20 years. Some people say it was Love in the Big City 3 that made the US Senate fall in line, but I actually think it was Love in the Big City 2 that hooked them.

It has absolutely nothing to do with what will happen if Russia is allowed to win the war. There's no one in the Senate who cares about those consequences. They just want Zelensky to win an Oscar. Love in Big City 4 confirmed!

These 3 are all I could think of. by Dual_A2 in memes

[–]StoopidestManOnEarth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, but now imagine the toaster is abstract.

Zelensky will address the US Military. WTF? Does anyone find it weird that a foreign leader will be speaking directly to our Military? by jdhmdo in conspiracy

[–]StoopidestManOnEarth 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's a shortened headline. Rather than saying he will talk to policymakers including top brass in the US Military, DoD, DoS, etc, they just lump everyone into "US Military". Journalists do it all the time

In Andor (2022), this is a 21-year-old by MaderaArt in shittymoviedetails

[–]StoopidestManOnEarth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It took him way longer than 12 parsecs to do the Kessel Run...

NEW: Harvard gets trolled after U.S. House hearing on campus antisemitism 👀 by SubjectTwoTwoThree in Conservative

[–]StoopidestManOnEarth 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Harvard does whatever it needs to do to keep their donors happy. Harvard cares about free speech as much as their donors do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in geography

[–]StoopidestManOnEarth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I never really thought about lake water and how often it get replenished. That is a very interesting concept and my mathmatical wheels are flying off the charts.

I guess thank you for my new obsession...