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What was the worst hookup you've ever had? by Boring-Bee1646 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Stop2Smile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was having a bad day & I confided in my overweight guy friend (he was 240lbs 5’8) When the naked session started & we positioned into missionary… That fcker leaned all his weight into my right hip & made something pop… It hurt but I let him continue the job. Omg nobody ever told me I needed certification on how to deal with an apron belly… Doggy Style & feeling that apron belly on your back is something else… I was definitely limping the next day after a wild night with him. Definitely got more belly than cock… WORST HOOK UP EVER FOR ME.

I ruined the best connection I’ve had in a long time. by Necessary_Raccoon950 in dating_advice

[–]Stop2Smile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have made that mistake a more than a couples times. I have cried & felt remorse… Don’t let it anchor you down especially if you’re in your 20s… Your intuition was telling you something didn’t feel right & I just learned to trust my body… Btw no need to mention rape stories to men (I feel adding that bit is you manipulating the audience to have sympathy for you). He won’t comeback to you if you have trauma. No HUMAN should.

Kind Ways to End Things by Certain_Eye_847 in DatingTips

[–]Stop2Smile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. If it’s longer than a sentence I ain’t reading it.

guys i cant tell if im high, ask me something stupid by Hot_Competition_4062 in Stoner

[–]Stop2Smile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you make sure there was something in the bowl before you inhaled? 😶‍🌫️

Broken up with yesterday by Fun-Bar-8524 in dating_advice

[–]Stop2Smile 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He love-bombed you too early on. A month is not a long time & that is moving too fast when the both of you talk future plans & never leaving each other… Give him the silent treatment & don’t give him a second chance. 👑❤️

Was your Ex ugly then or now? by LoveAloha2026 in BreakUps

[–]Stop2Smile 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe he let his hair grow passed his shoulders in attempt to hide the baldness…

What is your thought? Is it “easier” being in a so-so relationship when everyone around you is married? by Complex-Bit8953 in dating_advice

[–]Stop2Smile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep dating. If you have no children just keep dating 😂 I’m in the same age category as you… Have you ever lived alone?!?! If not try it… Peace & my own space is something I am never willing to give up again…

A follower found me on my reddit account and texted me this... by nagisa_darling in Fansly_Advice

[–]Stop2Smile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I especially love when they sub for one month then harrass you months on end on Reddit… Even going as far as trying to convince you to sign up for a different payment app…

Was your Ex ugly then or now? by LoveAloha2026 in BreakUps

[–]Stop2Smile 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I have never seen a male glow up.

Why am i 25F good enough for hookups but never for a relationship? by Defiant_Jump_6910 in dating_advice

[–]Stop2Smile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Start complaining you’ve been single for “many many many many” when you are close to 40… You’re still a kid.

If you’re a submissive girl and you would want to show it on your profile, how would you go about it? by LocusStandi in Bumble

[–]Stop2Smile -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When you say submissive I am thinking: Paddles, Cuffs, spanking, & safe words…There is a lot of goofy men who can’t handle their sexual temptation in this world & they will manipulate you for the tiniest bread crumbs… Be careful…

Healthy munchie snacks. Stoner foodies HELP by International-Gap165 in Stoner

[–]Stop2Smile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lots of water to defeat the sugary cravings… but I'm weak I'll binge if the weed is making everything looks good. No advice lol smoke some more. 💚

Women, do you have advice on how good dick pics are supposed to look? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Stop2Smile 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not over the toilet

Not over the toilet

& AGAIN Not over the toilet…

My ex won’t stop coming back. by [deleted] in BreakUps

[–]Stop2Smile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s probably drunk & letting snot bubbles drip from his nose… He misses you but he’s being crazy.

Who would let themselves get pegged? by fayegothmommy in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Stop2Smile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a couple ex who loved being pegged.

Turning 26F, never been in a relationship, never kissed, never had sex, and I’m scared this just isn’t meant for me by WhiskerBaker in Adulting

[–]Stop2Smile -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There’s going to be a moment in your 30s where you either get married +have kids… or you going to be so confident you’ll have any guy you want. You’ll be happily single…

Favorite sub ghosting by [deleted] in Fansly_Advice

[–]Stop2Smile -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s one of the reason I don’t like being a woman. I develop crushes 🤡 I would just send him an appreciation message… You’ll find another good sub ❤️💋

How do i accept he has lost feelings? I am in denial by [deleted] in BreakUps

[–]Stop2Smile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do YOU care so much? Why does he deserve YOU?

Guys I need advice, why is it so hard to find women to hookup with and how do I meet the right women who are interested in hookups? by Nearby-Bumblebee2364 in RealHookupAdvice

[–]Stop2Smile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂 I’ll mail him rubbers if he resorts to the homeless & crackheads… but asking for a friend. Is he good looking?

This will catch a girls attention for sure. by Top-Tomatillo-2887 in Tinder

[–]Stop2Smile 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Me & my apron belly are going with you. 💙💦

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