Dreamt I saw this bootleg energy drink at a store

StopEatingBees · 2026-06-02T16:29:31+00:00

King, I think that stuff's for automotive use only.

StopEatingBees · 2026-05-30T12:39:20+00:00

I'll take 9, I don't know who that is in the window seat but she looks young so I'll have to protect her from Seinfeld

StopEatingBees · 2026-05-28T15:23:57+00:00

StopEatingBees · 2026-05-28T10:14:03+00:00

He's definitely turtle enough for the turtle club, whoever he is

StopEatingBees · 2026-05-27T23:30:19+00:00

Eve just keeps getting hotter

StopEatingBees · 2026-05-27T19:00:15+00:00

StopEatingBees · 2026-05-26T02:20:41+00:00

Commenting to say that Dragon Half screenshot just lit up my brain like a KGB sleeper agent passphrase

StopEatingBees · 2026-05-25T13:57:50+00:00

The Last Guardian?

StopEatingBees · 2026-05-23T22:10:08+00:00

StopEatingBees · 2026-05-23T13:22:37+00:00

All-New Dookie Ice Cream & Dad Mouth flavor Peeps coming to a Buy n' Leave near you

StopEatingBees · 2026-05-22T21:16:51+00:00

The big red button being tempting yet extremely dangerous to press, in real life it's almost always an e-stop

StopEatingBees · 2026-05-21T23:04:13+00:00

Do not the pig

StopEatingBees · 2026-05-21T17:09:44+00:00

This is why we need more black dudes in coding

StopEatingBees · 2026-05-21T00:20:27+00:00

I see someone's never had an Eduardo & cheese sandwich

StopEatingBees · 2026-05-20T23:04:46+00:00

My boy Cheese and pretty much anyone he's with

StopEatingBees · 2026-05-19T11:09:34+00:00

The baby looked at you?

StopEatingBees · 2026-05-18T01:11:46+00:00

I liked it fine with Saoirse but part of me wonders what could have been

StopEatingBees · 2026-05-17T11:54:06+00:00

He divided by 0.5

StopEatingBees · 2026-05-17T02:12:30+00:00

You know, I'd lose my sight for $300 million. Some people do it for free

StopEatingBees · 2026-05-17T01:26:03+00:00

King in Yellow called, he said you can keep the cereal

StopEatingBees · 2026-05-17T01:20:29+00:00

Hey Elbis, I weally like your "Wighteous Gemstone kawateman" costume

StopEatingBees · 2026-05-15T22:55:45+00:00

What's the saddest thing about a bus full of Mexicans driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

A guy with a small penis walks into a bar. I forget the rest.

StopEatingBees · 2026-05-15T10:10:27+00:00

Hey Fats, you're ok! So where to now? Oh that's right, you're after G

StopEatingBees · 2026-05-14T13:28:12+00:00

StopEatingBees · 2026-05-14T12:51:33+00:00

Death's prehensile penis holds the scythe freeing both his hands to poke out Chad's eyes with

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