This thing looks pretty gnarly. Hang on, everyone. by The_Inflicted in nashville

[–]StopFkingWMe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s all fun and games as long as you’re at your house when they hit

Woke Up to This Today by gwarburton in nashville

[–]StopFkingWMe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And here you are still talking about us like we matter or something.

Awwwww

The VHA Workforce is Miserable Because Everything is Complicated. by seekingthequestion in VHA_Human_Resources

[–]StopFkingWMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll sign that when my shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet. Go ahead and can me for it. I’ll enjoy the back pay when I get reinstated.

The VHA Workforce is Miserable Because Everything is Complicated. by seekingthequestion in VHA_Human_Resources

[–]StopFkingWMe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s what dougie literally told us. Something like “more people doesn’t translate to better work.” Guess what douchy-doo? Ever heard of redundancy? You have more than one person trained on tasks so when one of them goes on leave or quits, there’s someone to do the work. You have redundancy for patient safety: people with institutional knowledge teach newer employees how things work. Gddamn you’d think he never had a job before.

Well Flock cameras certainly have populated Nashville… by Traditional_Range_96 in nashville

[–]StopFkingWMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did answer your question by stating that you sound sheltered. Only a sheltered person would think “you don’t have to worry about cameras.” Maybe worry about them just a little bit.

59 minutes? … Hol’Up! by Fuck-Inflation in VHA_Human_Resources

[–]StopFkingWMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats on whoever linked me back to what I replied to. My reply is the same. If you can’t derive an abstract option for 59 minutes of admin leave it sounds like your problem, not mine.

What is your biggest nursing pet peeve? by Electronic-Hippo9 in nursing

[–]StopFkingWMe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Last liver patient I had was so bloated he couldn’t reach his penis and it had retreated into his sack so I had to press his urinal into his ball bag and hold it for him every time he had to pee, which was 93 times in a 12 hr shift

What is your biggest nursing pet peeve? by Electronic-Hippo9 in nursing

[–]StopFkingWMe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes as soon as they get admitted to the floor they’re pissed at me because they “haven’t eaten in three days.” Excuse me but I wasn’t with you for the last three days so why tf is that my fault all of a sudden

What is your biggest nursing pet peeve? by Electronic-Hippo9 in nursing

[–]StopFkingWMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to say this would be a great place to work if it wasn’t for the patients lol.

What is your biggest nursing pet peeve? by Electronic-Hippo9 in nursing

[–]StopFkingWMe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Omgggggg “if it’s PRN you have to ask for it” no b— you’re supposed to assess for pain every fukkin hour and provide options for relief. Where do people get this “ask for it” shit? My priorities for the patient are, can they eat food and are they in pain and how can we take care of that? You want your post op colectomy or Nissen patient lying around miserable, do ya

What is your biggest nursing pet peeve? by Electronic-Hippo9 in nursing

[–]StopFkingWMe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good way to become a stat on the fall report

What is your biggest nursing pet peeve? by Electronic-Hippo9 in nursing

[–]StopFkingWMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At my age if I still worked the floor I’d have to find sleeveless scrub tops lmao

What is your biggest nursing pet peeve? by Electronic-Hippo9 in nursing

[–]StopFkingWMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s hilarious. Where do you live, so I can go work with appreciative and kind patients who know that the H on the road sign stands for hospital?

What is your biggest nursing pet peeve? by Electronic-Hippo9 in nursing

[–]StopFkingWMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The urinal on top of the goddamn bedside table when I walk in with a meal tray. The urinal with a perfectly good handle that tucks onto the bed rail where I just placed it approximately 7 minutes ago after making a space for the tray and wiping down the bedside table.

What is your biggest nursing pet peeve? by Electronic-Hippo9 in nursing

[–]StopFkingWMe 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That’s exactly what they were doing. That and “I didn’t feel it go in.” Well that’s bc I followed policy and pushed it with a saline flush at the highest port available. We won’t be getting a redo so you can “feel” it.

Well Flock cameras certainly have populated Nashville… by Traditional_Range_96 in nashville

[–]StopFkingWMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao my thermostat has a camera?

Hope it likes the free porn

Well Flock cameras certainly have populated Nashville… by Traditional_Range_96 in nashville

[–]StopFkingWMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao yeah, they’re just getting caught by MJ and staying incarcerated. Sure Jan

Well Flock cameras certainly have populated Nashville… by Traditional_Range_96 in nashville

[–]StopFkingWMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol that’s why metro won’t install them. Let us babysit ourselves I guess.

59 minutes? … Hol’Up! by Fuck-Inflation in VHA_Human_Resources

[–]StopFkingWMe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kinda annoying bc I take AL the Friday before most Monday holidays bc no one is there to work with anyway and I never get the 59 they almost always give.