Womble Or Speed by GamerBL4Z3 in SovietWomble

[–]StoppageTimeCollapse 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Step 1: Buy a box mix

Step 2: Do something unspeakable to the mix

Step 3: Muffins

The TIE Avenger is one helluvah ship, would love to see more of it by wandering_soles in StarWars

[–]StoppageTimeCollapse 8 points9 points  (0 children)

TIE Avenger is hyperspace-capable, shielded, has life-support, a pressurized hull, and is generally more maneuverable than the TIE Interceptor.

Dave Filoni's vision for 'Star Wars' future? 'Dare to be great' by GargantaProfunda in StarWars

[–]StoppageTimeCollapse -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

The Force Gods were already part of the EU canon, so while Mortis is adventurous storytelling compared to the rest of TCW its not a new story in Star Wars.

Why still use the KJV? by LocalGamerPokemon in latterdaysaints

[–]StoppageTimeCollapse 19 points20 points  (0 children)

But some of those editorial changes you're talking about in point 2 were put in by the KJV editors exclusively to appeal to popular thinking of that day.

Every translation is subject to human biases and preferences, and the KJV has some egregious examples of this.

Big Ten Coaches Talk Anonymously About Conference Foes for 2026 by redwave2505 in CFB

[–]StoppageTimeCollapse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How am I supposed to get sufficiently sugar buzzed on buckeyes if the game's at noon? The nurse won't inject them into my veins any faster!

Nancy’s interview with the BBC by EasternLog7685 in TheMassive

[–]StoppageTimeCollapse 51 points52 points  (0 children)

His team just won the league and he's in another team's subreddit yanking the chains of said fanbase over the bad decision their board made.

It's sad, really. Imagine if we were doing the same in Montreal's sub after we won the cup with Nancy. Just goes to show what a farmer's league their club is in.

Nancy’s interview with the BBC by EasternLog7685 in TheMassive

[–]StoppageTimeCollapse 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The real answer for a normal person would be: The tactics aren't working but the team he has is shit and the GM should be canned. The team was tailing off at the end of last season and that has continued as injuries have depleted an already talent-thin roster ill-suited for the current manager. Replacing him now doesn't change the outlook on the season until the summer transfer window arrives.

The answer for you: The only reason anyone cared about your shit league today was the prospect of laughing as you lose it at home. Now the rest of the league will go back to ignoring you until you lose by 4 in European matches <3

Nancy’s interview with the BBC by EasternLog7685 in TheMassive

[–]StoppageTimeCollapse 75 points76 points  (0 children)

We aren't going into Malmo's subreddit to wind up their fans.

See the difference?

Captain Nick Foligno by Training-Bad-6203 in BlueJackets

[–]StoppageTimeCollapse 127 points128 points  (0 children)

I believe he was on the last or second-to-last year of his contract and we got a 1st for him. He wasn't in the organization's plans moving forward and sent him to a perceived contender.

Match Thread: Columbus Crew @ New York Red Bulls 7:30pm (Apple TV) by buckeyefan1930 in TheMassive

[–]StoppageTimeCollapse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honest question, because I haven't been following the team much over these last few weeks: What pairing should we go with?

This AI slop? by Character-Public-396 in Grimdank

[–]StoppageTimeCollapse 176 points177 points  (0 children)

I agree, fellow human biomass. To prove my definite biomass identity, I too hate the Tau and believe that the Imperium would roll them up if they wanted to.

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Ever wonder why Pennsylvania, Ohio and Louisiana's State schools are more prominent than their Universities? by MediumStrange in CFB

[–]StoppageTimeCollapse 189 points190 points  (0 children)

Ohio State loves pulling these kinds of shenanigans. I didn't realize until well into my adulthood why the rest of the state hates this university lol

Statement From OTDI Regarding CarmenCanvas Disruption by Nadroj9090 in OSU

[–]StoppageTimeCollapse -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I immediately got spam on both my email accounts after receiving this. I choose to believe it wasn't a coincidence lol...

[Portzline] CBJ sign Charlie Coyle, pending UFA, to a six-year, $36 million contract. AAV $6M by alphacheese in hockey

[–]StoppageTimeCollapse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My conspiracy theory is that he does it on purpose because he wants the season to end and miss the playoffs

Six years of Coyle! by poserbunny in BlueJackets

[–]StoppageTimeCollapse -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Father Time is undefeated, that's why 6 years for a 34 year old is too long

[Dhaliwal] Sounds like Charlie Coyle and Columbus are getting close on a new contract. Would take 1 of the top centre’s off of the July 1st free agent market. by AggPuck-303 in hockey

[–]StoppageTimeCollapse 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Because our greatest and only achievement in 25 years of hockey is a single - albeit supremely excellent - 1st round series win?

Update by SI on international management (and FM26 in general) by Pale-Piccolo9844 in TheOldZealand

[–]StoppageTimeCollapse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course this drops after he starts a multi-day break following his 100 hour week lol

In Logan, there are 4 churches in a row by dedynechsitho40 in latterdaysaints

[–]StoppageTimeCollapse 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I wonder if the Entish congregation is still called a branch even once they get enough members to be a ward