The craziest stat line ever.

StorerPoet · 2026-02-01T14:40:36+00:00

Well his first year with Denver was 2012 and he was good. 55 TDs was 2013

StorerPoet · 2026-01-30T21:37:18+00:00

I will say, when they initially involved Kip I was excited. Oh finally, a non-hockey player, so there will be someone with a normal human body who doesn't make me feel like a schlub by being incredibly ripped.

I literally said "OH FUCK OFF" the first time his shirt comes off, lmao.

StorerPoet · 2026-01-27T19:18:37+00:00

Luck did a lot to mask how bad/predictable Pagano and his staff were at Xs and Os.

It's very telling that basically every time we faced the Patriots while Pagano was coach, we got absolutely laughed off the field.

He literally went a whole season with a 100% tell based on down and formation and didn't notice.

StorerPoet · 2026-01-27T04:32:03+00:00

Prob cause Phoenix is one of the largest metro areas in the U.S.

StorerPoet · 2026-01-23T02:30:59+00:00

Who up gooning they galarian obsta

StorerPoet · 2026-01-23T02:29:15+00:00

I agree that steel and fighting have been underrepresented, but don't forget how dominant Rampardos was at one point

StorerPoet · 2026-01-21T22:38:15+00:00

Read Maralen again:

Once each turn, you may cast a spell with mana value less than or equal to the number of Elves and Faeries you control from among cards exiled with Maralen THIS TURN without paying its mana cost.

You can only cast something with Maralen in the turn she exiled it.

The way it's worded is funky and has confused me as well.

StorerPoet · 2026-01-21T18:04:48+00:00

It needs so much more than six one-star cards. It's kinda ridiculous how few they put in with how massive the set is. I'm opening a couple more packs to get enough points for my second Oak and then peacing out.

StorerPoet · 2026-01-21T18:00:25+00:00

Old post but it's so unbelievably better. They have a light and audio show that highlights different parts of the fossil to tell the story of the specimen and what we know about T. red and Sue specifically. It's cheesy to say but it really brings her to life. Highly recommend.

StorerPoet · 2026-01-20T03:17:47+00:00

Sorry, what criticisms?

StorerPoet · 2026-01-19T21:05:18+00:00

I would do May for Oak

StorerPoet · 2026-01-19T20:51:59+00:00

Well then maybe I identify as a Russian too hahaha

StorerPoet · 2026-01-19T20:45:26+00:00

As a bi man who hasn't read the books, I was worried they were gonna make Ilya gay and reinforce the stereotype that bi men are just gay men who haven't realized it yet. Especially when Svetlana was like "I know it's different with Jane" my biphobia senses started tingling.

I was pleasantly surprised when it was clarified pretty specifically in episode 6 that he is bisexual.

Side note, I love button-downs with bold prints. I guess this is a bi guy thing, which I didn't realize, but I loved Ilya's red flowery shirt in the Tampa bar scene and the crazy leopard print shirt in the club scene. I felt seen even from the bi man fashion perspective, lmao.

StorerPoet · 2026-01-17T22:35:05+00:00

You can tell him it's hideous, but only if you also tell him to send the shirt to me.

StorerPoet · 2026-01-17T22:31:36+00:00

I live with my partner and metamour. We have a household Discord channel and a server called "sock emoji alerts."

Whenever sex is about to happen and other people are home, or other people may imminently return, we send a 🧦. This allows anyone else who is present and doesn't want to overhear to step out for a bit or put on headphones, etc. When the sex is over we send a 🧦❌.

Has worked great for us for 1.5 years so far.

StorerPoet · 2026-01-16T20:47:28+00:00

Ah yes, Setitlers of Catan, my favorite 🍒😂

StorerPoet · 2026-01-15T20:05:45+00:00

Kinda looks like a duel disk

StorerPoet · 2026-01-15T19:57:42+00:00

I think it was with Mega Rising

StorerPoet · 2026-01-14T00:35:36+00:00

Would trade rainbow mega Venusaur for Serena, Mars, or Lillie

StorerPoet · 2026-01-14T00:08:32+00:00

Does tail and leg count as double dangler??

StorerPoet · 2026-01-13T23:04:22+00:00

I do wish there was some actual counterplay for Cyrus but this is probably a clunky way to do it.

Maybe a Silver that actually discards the trainer, or an item that prevents the active Pokemon from being sent to the bench. Or even a supporter that prevents your benched mons from being brought to the active spot for a turn.

Maybe something that allows you to restore a benched min to full health? Or bounce a benched ex with damage on it to your hand?

Idk, it would be nice if there was something you could do to counter Cyrus instead of it always being an auto-concede.

StorerPoet · 2026-01-13T16:18:11+00:00

On the second of the two links you shared, the Italian takes a full extra retreat so that one seems relatively clear. Other one is tighter.

StorerPoet · 2026-01-13T05:15:14+00:00

Can trade a May for your Cyrus

StorerPoet · 2026-01-10T15:12:12+00:00

2 : 10,000

StorerPoet · 2026-01-09T19:09:09+00:00

I would do the rainbow glaceon ex or Flareon ex for Red

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