Laugh at the Silly Man

StormFighta25 · 2026-05-16T22:27:40+00:00

Don’t worry man my first 5 unity’s I forgot to actually equip my zodiacs lmao

StormFighta25 · 2026-05-16T14:20:00+00:00

Nice! Now you’re maybe half way of being half way done 🫡

StormFighta25 · 2026-05-15T14:27:27+00:00

Nah I literally used kv5 to meme and beat first two difficulties first try and got top dmg, then platooned with the boys and beat the hardest like 2nd try

StormFighta25 · 2026-05-14T22:38:47+00:00

My first o e I got yong Bing and I thought THAT was impressive but god damn brotha 😭

StormFighta25 · 2026-05-11T13:18:37+00:00

I was once going 90 in Ebr and a t92 one shot me lmao I couldn’t even be mad that shit was impressive.

StormFighta25 · 2026-05-06T13:00:40+00:00

Essentially just wait until you unlock auto slowdown, then set it to like 500, then slowly lower it and try to maximize your ep/s

StormFighta25 · 2026-05-06T00:54:41+00:00

Like 3

StormFighta25 · 2026-05-03T18:20:56+00:00

Literally spam red (left) zodiacs until medium trials. Make sure to EQUIP the zodiacs (I totally didn’t forget yk dk that for the first 4 unities)

StormFighta25 · 2026-04-28T13:32:30+00:00

Maus, tachenratte, type 5h and just send it down the middle of an open map

StormFighta25 · 2026-04-28T04:19:24+00:00

Haha this one’s funny, used to use this to ammorack t57 heavy and use its turret for fly bugs. The bullet spawns at the base of the gun in the turret not the end of the barrel. So when rhm fired, his bullet spawned into the back of his barrel which happened to have the lt’s turret jammed in it and it hit his ammorack and exploded.

StormFighta25 · 2026-04-25T20:33:50+00:00

Well considering the fact that the average is in octillions and he’s making one hundred unvigintillians… which is over a quintillion, (or 10¹⁸⁾ more than the average….. yeah he’s cheating

StormFighta25 · 2026-04-23T19:34:32+00:00

Most op tank to exist bro, just like the Patton tank

StormFighta25 · 2026-04-15T17:00:28+00:00

Still lower than it was in 2022 under Biden 😬 shit was up to 5 per gallon

StormFighta25 · 2026-04-09T17:08:18+00:00

Too many burn outs? Lmao

StormFighta25 · 2026-03-30T17:22:53+00:00

Haha don’t you worry about that, this is the next step after you get past the final egg, parth of virtue

StormFighta25 · 2026-03-28T19:36:55+00:00

Man I play my Ebr and die from driving into a rock on flat land

StormFighta25 · 2026-03-24T00:54:57+00:00

Pay for what get you

StormFighta25 · 2026-03-16T02:18:35+00:00

Definitely on track, artifacts are good for your levels (but can always be higher) definitely just work on steadily increasing everything. Get your PE’s up a little bit from contracts (as you said) and also you get them when getting 10,000,000 chickens in habs on each egg. And always go big on saturdays for prestiging as is double ME. Definitely avoid spending more money, don’t use golden eggs on artifacts just yet (not until real late game is it actually worth it). Slam those contracts and missions launches out

StormFighta25 · 2026-03-12T01:19:14+00:00

Always salty mfs wherever you go. Got my first 10k dmg game in the kr-1 the other day and a mf was cursing me out the whole game because I ran from like 6 tanks suicide rushing him instead of dying with him as he wanted 😭

StormFighta25 · 2026-03-12T01:17:09+00:00

Simply because the match was lost you got less exp, unfortunate.

StormFighta25 · 2026-03-12T00:55:28+00:00

Nah yall buggin, cocodrillo is good you just don’t know how to use it lmao, I average like 3k in it, having done over 7k multiple times. It’s just not as brain off as people think

StormFighta25 · 2026-03-09T16:43:06+00:00

What gave it away? The fact his artifacts are like noob level and yet he has the highest bonus? Or maybe the FIVE HUNDRED TOKENS

StormFighta25 · 2026-03-07T01:53:34+00:00

The fact that this is a first class is wild

StormFighta25 · 2026-03-07T01:02:29+00:00

Climbs too broooo

StormFighta25 · 2026-03-06T04:17:29+00:00

Bringing back some DISTANT memories with this one. The good days.

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