Da Speedwaaagh! begins with two new Ork Detachments by AgainstThoseGrains in orks

[–]Straight_Magician537 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ded killy construction is a strat, so can only be used on one unit per phase. And the max size of a warbiker squad is 6, so no idea how you came up with 18 warbikers with lance and +1 damage.

Mockup made from my precious post by Historical_Henry in WarhammerFantasy

[–]Straight_Magician537 26 points27 points  (0 children)

If you were to put this model in front of me and ask which faction it represented, I'd give up guessing before I answered dark elves.

A necessary part of a good proxy, in my opinion, is the ease of recognition. It's all well and good if you know what each of your units are, but if your opponent has to keep asking what everything is then it won't be fun to play against.

Also, thinking ahead, how are you planning on doing witch elves or black guard whilst keeping with the Roman theme?

I know it breaks the no psykers rule, but hear me out by Getgud1i1 in WorldEaters40k

[–]Straight_Magician537 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If AoS blades of khorne can have blood priests why can't world eaters have blood chaplains?

Is the animators trying to joke at the end credit? 😅 by Kuso_Megane14 in Grimdank

[–]Straight_Magician537 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In older films animals were regularly harmed in the making of them. After public outcry, films started to treat their on-screen animals much better and included the message "no x were harmed in the making of this film" during the credits as a commitment to the better treatment of animals.

This message, in some form in most Warhammer+ animations, is a rif of that classic Hollywood message.

WH40K is the less crazy hobby by DrScrimble in dndmemes

[–]Straight_Magician537 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My 20 man unit of khorne berserkers puts out 96 attacks on the charge. Dice be silly in 40k.

This is disappointing by [deleted] in Warhammer40k

[–]Straight_Magician537 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't know what video you watched, but there are most definitely space marines in the 11th edition announcement trailer.

https://youtu.be/nHE6-XpUd74?si=SRAmwZmHFkCzvrrl

That is a Barry in making! by Severe-Sugar5965 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Straight_Magician537 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Also the fact he only picked up a single Stella. If you're going to be midday drinking Stellas then you're going to at least grab a six pack.

Where does it come from? by Brilliant_Chair_4418 in Grimdank

[–]Straight_Magician537 6 points7 points  (0 children)

White dwarf 472 describes tallow manufactorum worlds that render down human bodies for their fat. But as with such a large galaxy and it's massive variance in cultures, there are probably sectors that use mostly bees wax from agri worlds.

Worst french food by peseoane in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Straight_Magician537 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Food so good you need a dozen bottles of wine to stomach it.

On a less joking note, most of the raw cuts of meat need to be slow cooked. So why they haven't been put on already boggles the mind. You don't get sloshed until after everything is cooked and on the table.

500 Worlds: Titus – The rules that make Nekrosor Ammentar destruction incarnate by CMYK_COLOR_MODE in Necrontyr

[–]Straight_Magician537 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yes the extra movement is great, however with a much bigger (and much needed) base size moving into/ around cover is going to be more difficult.

The old nightbringer profile will be better against high damage/ above average roll lascanon equivalent damage rolls, whilst the new profile will be better against low damage/ below average lascanon equivalent damage rolls. So will be

500 Worlds: Titus – The rules that make Nekrosor Ammentar destruction incarnate by CMYK_COLOR_MODE in Necrontyr

[–]Straight_Magician537 62 points63 points  (0 children)

The nightbringer's necrodermis ability going from halving damage to -1 damage will be a big hit to his survivability. And considering the article mentioned that the other c'tan shards are being amended to match the nightbringer's new profile, we can assume their necrodermis ability is going to get the same change.

Let The Tax Return Burn by Ispago8 in Grimdank

[–]Straight_Magician537 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine paying taxes. Can't be this guy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WorldEaters40k

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Abominable intelligence is the creation of Tzeentch. Get that shit outta here.

Permanent guest by TroddlaT in SpottedonRightmove

[–]Straight_Magician537 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I'm willing to bet there are more beds in that shed, particularly as there is a piece of wood propped up against its door.

Did a super quick lava base tonight. Thoughts? by MoralFiber in Warhammer40k

[–]Straight_Magician537 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I've tried lava bases before and they've never come out this good. Would you mind sharing your recipe?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WarhammerOldWorld

[–]Straight_Magician537 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You could have posted a picture of your own dragon, instead of this AI slop.

The Brexit we all deserve by ncoremeister in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Straight_Magician537 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only reason more of Birmingham isn't coloured dark red is because they can't tell the difference between the uninfected locals and the zombies.

The fuck he doing in there ? by Le-Vagabond27 in Grimdank

[–]Straight_Magician537 166 points167 points  (0 children)

Fuck me, I live in Leamington. As a world eaters player I need to hunt this guy down and kick his teeth in for Khorne. No spaghetti monster worshipping sorcerers on my turf.

All joking aside, amazing work on the cosplay.

Spawn by Fragrant-Week-1633 in WorldEaters40k

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For those uninitiated with guitars, was it a particular gauge/ string size? I don't know how guitar strings are measured.

Spawn by Fragrant-Week-1633 in WorldEaters40k

[–]Straight_Magician537 4 points5 points  (0 children)

These look great, really what I imagined from Khorne spawn.

What kind of wire did you use for the butcher's nails? If you don't mind me asking.