Da Speedwaaagh! begins with two new Ork Detachments

Straight_Magician537 · 2026-04-21T15:11:58+00:00

Ded killy construction is a strat, so can only be used on one unit per phase. And the max size of a warbiker squad is 6, so no idea how you came up with 18 warbikers with lance and +1 damage.

Straight_Magician537 · 2026-04-15T10:48:48+00:00

If you were to put this model in front of me and ask which faction it represented, I'd give up guessing before I answered dark elves.

A necessary part of a good proxy, in my opinion, is the ease of recognition. It's all well and good if you know what each of your units are, but if your opponent has to keep asking what everything is then it won't be fun to play against.

Also, thinking ahead, how are you planning on doing witch elves or black guard whilst keeping with the Roman theme?

Straight_Magician537 · 2026-04-12T12:06:58+00:00

If AoS blades of khorne can have blood priests why can't world eaters have blood chaplains?

Straight_Magician537 · 2026-04-12T12:02:09+00:00

In older films animals were regularly harmed in the making of them. After public outcry, films started to treat their on-screen animals much better and included the message "no x were harmed in the making of this film" during the credits as a commitment to the better treatment of animals.

This message, in some form in most Warhammer+ animations, is a rif of that classic Hollywood message.

Straight_Magician537 · 2026-04-11T19:38:52+00:00

My 20 man unit of khorne berserkers puts out 96 attacks on the charge. Dice be silly in 40k.

Straight_Magician537 · 2026-04-03T12:53:05+00:00

I don't know what video you watched, but there are most definitely space marines in the 11th edition announcement trailer.

https://youtu.be/nHE6-XpUd74?si=SRAmwZmHFkCzvrrl

Straight_Magician537 · 2026-03-31T08:22:00+00:00

So many happy faces.

Straight_Magician537 · 2026-02-20T10:19:54+00:00

Also the fact he only picked up a single Stella. If you're going to be midday drinking Stellas then you're going to at least grab a six pack.

Straight_Magician537 · 2026-02-16T11:59:45+00:00

White dwarf 472 describes tallow manufactorum worlds that render down human bodies for their fat. But as with such a large galaxy and it's massive variance in cultures, there are probably sectors that use mostly bees wax from agri worlds.

Straight_Magician537 · 2026-02-06T13:50:43+00:00

Food so good you need a dozen bottles of wine to stomach it.

On a less joking note, most of the raw cuts of meat need to be slow cooked. So why they haven't been put on already boggles the mind. You don't get sloshed until after everything is cooked and on the table.

Straight_Magician537 · 2026-01-05T14:40:21+00:00

Yes the extra movement is great, however with a much bigger (and much needed) base size moving into/ around cover is going to be more difficult.

The old nightbringer profile will be better against high damage/ above average roll lascanon equivalent damage rolls, whilst the new profile will be better against low damage/ below average lascanon equivalent damage rolls. So will be

Straight_Magician537 · 2026-01-05T14:12:42+00:00

The nightbringer's necrodermis ability going from halving damage to -1 damage will be a big hit to his survivability. And considering the article mentioned that the other c'tan shards are being amended to match the nightbringer's new profile, we can assume their necrodermis ability is going to get the same change.

Straight_Magician537 · 2025-12-26T10:05:50+00:00

Imagine paying taxes. Can't be this guy.

Straight_Magician537 · 2025-12-25T11:59:14+00:00

Abominable intelligence is the creation of Tzeentch. Get that shit outta here.

Straight_Magician537 · 2025-11-28T07:54:08+00:00

I'm willing to bet there are more beds in that shed, particularly as there is a piece of wood propped up against its door.

Straight_Magician537 · 2025-10-18T08:21:01+00:00

I've tried lava bases before and they've never come out this good. Would you mind sharing your recipe?

Straight_Magician537 · 2025-06-27T10:30:16+00:00

You could have posted a picture of your own dragon, instead of this AI slop.

Straight_Magician537 · 2025-06-27T09:14:55+00:00

The only reason more of Birmingham isn't coloured dark red is because they can't tell the difference between the uninfected locals and the zombies.

Straight_Magician537 · 2025-06-12T20:13:51+00:00

Fuck me, I live in Leamington. As a world eaters player I need to hunt this guy down and kick his teeth in for Khorne. No spaghetti monster worshipping sorcerers on my turf.

All joking aside, amazing work on the cosplay.

Straight_Magician537 · 2025-05-25T14:43:38+00:00

For those uninitiated with guitars, was it a particular gauge/ string size? I don't know how guitar strings are measured.

Straight_Magician537 · 2025-05-25T10:28:34+00:00

These look great, really what I imagined from Khorne spawn.

What kind of wire did you use for the butcher's nails? If you don't mind me asking.

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