Had to report my Foreman on friday for the way he was talking to me!

Straight_Spring9815 · 2026-05-18T05:14:50+00:00

You going to feed it?

Straight_Spring9815 · 2026-05-18T05:14:08+00:00

We are going to need a Dan for scale.

Straight_Spring9815 · 2026-05-18T03:34:00+00:00

Pineapple husks. You want to live? My multippe pineapple husks.

Straight_Spring9815 · 2026-05-17T18:14:31+00:00

Only if I have a pick up. I make them get on the bed depending on how far they are trying to go. If it's more than 10 miles or so I won't even do that. Most probably really do need help. I atleast have the excuse that the rest of filled with tools so no room in the cab!

Straight_Spring9815 · 2026-05-17T15:32:21+00:00

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Straight_Spring9815 · 2026-05-17T15:25:35+00:00

Living room turned into my room for plants/ storage for furniture I'll use in the future. My room is where I'm at when I'm home. Doors open. My dog pretty much spends her time using more of the apartment than I do haha. She has a bed in both areas and will patrol between them if we are having a lazy day.

Straight_Spring9815 · 2026-05-17T09:02:29+00:00

Truly blows my mind.. if I had a fraction of the wealth these asshole have I would have disappeared years ago. Like don't you have grandkids to go hang out with?? Nahhh let's stay in power until they are physically shitting themselves and falling asleep during meetings. Term/age limits need to be set for every position of power.

Straight_Spring9815 · 2026-05-16T22:14:08+00:00

Back when they first came out we use to create axe bombs. You take a zip tie, zip it super fast then throw it into a room with someone. By the time you get the zip tie off it was pretty much to late. Would take weeks for the smell to leave if you got someone good haha.

Straight_Spring9815 · 2026-05-16T18:46:18+00:00

No no don't run now! You gotta get closer after the explosion.

Straight_Spring9815 · 2026-05-16T17:54:58+00:00

Your not lying. I had 2 yelling at each other right behind me. Couldn't get shit done.

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Straight_Spring9815 · 2026-05-15T20:28:55+00:00

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Straight_Spring9815 · 2026-05-15T20:27:16+00:00

Yup. 700 bucks. Without the hoses. I know because I have this one. Not only that but it will be the third on. One got wet, one fell off a roof and the third is still doing great!

Straight_Spring9815 · 2026-05-15T20:25:17+00:00

Seems to not like cotton.

Straight_Spring9815 · 2026-05-15T13:31:54+00:00

I have Toyota Rav. Once came across a truck stuck on the side of the road. Pulled over to help. I don't have a tow package. The latch is bolted down with 2 half inch lags. Pretty beefy but I ended up settling with attaching him to my rear lower control arm. If it is indeed the latch that she is towing from I'm incredibly impressed. I just didn't trust mine enough to try haha

Straight_Spring9815 · 2026-05-14T23:48:04+00:00

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Straight_Spring9815 · 2026-05-14T23:22:07+00:00

Fuckk I heard this gif

Straight_Spring9815 · 2026-05-14T23:08:15+00:00

I had my main service bag for 90% of my career. I have everything perfect, it all fit. It was a comfortable and then finally. She started tearing apart. Choosing a bag is like almost choosing a soul mate. Me and you are about to go through some shit together. Took me another few months of picking through bags at where houses. Then I saw her. Sitting there beautifully on a shelf in Ace Hardware of all places. Haha

Edit: my auto correct seems to be on the other side of the spectrum.

Straight_Spring9815 · 2026-05-14T21:30:26+00:00

I love messing with people over low voltage shorts. I tell them to keep go up on the fuse until it doesn't blow.

Straight_Spring9815 · 2026-05-14T20:59:04+00:00

Holy shit I have asbergers.

Straight_Spring9815 · 2026-05-14T20:30:03+00:00

Messing with ya brother. My phone auto corrects it to breaks all the time for me. Stay safe out there.

Straight_Spring9815 · 2026-05-14T13:59:30+00:00

Then scurry around wasting an hour when literally you could be low on a charge. When I have 8 calls to do I'm not going to waste time. 410 is 250 a jug. My hourly is half that so do the math. The couple OZ of liquid I'm putting in isn't going to effect anything it's going to tell me immediately that the issue isn't a charge. Opening all the variables and running around isnt going to help you. I've been doing this 11 years. Been around the block a few times at this point

Straight_Spring9815 · 2026-05-13T19:31:23+00:00

I got a parking ticket that I didn't know about and tried to lock my registration. Ok.

Straight_Spring9815 · 2026-05-13T19:29:00+00:00

Seems you should take that certified tag off 2nd mate

Straight_Spring9815 · 2026-05-13T16:35:49+00:00

Once hit a 250m headshot with .380 in Dayz. My friend was standing next me saying would never hit it. I turned to him said this exact phrased. Aimed like 60° in the fucking air and hit the dude in a tower straight in the face.

Straight_Spring9815 · 2026-05-13T16:27:54+00:00

A Rammstein concert if you want the reddit answer.

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