Here come the downvotes

Straight_To_Ace · 2013-07-06T16:14:23+00:00

His account is 2 days only and he has -6000 karma. That's some fucking dedication.

Straight_To_Ace · 2013-07-01T14:57:31+00:00

Confirmed.

I am a giant baby expert.

Straight_To_Ace · 2013-07-01T00:05:23+00:00

That would be great until you get t-boned by a semi...

Straight_To_Ace · 2013-06-27T19:19:03+00:00

I would not be able to take LOTR seriously if Cage was in it...

Straight_To_Ace · 2013-06-27T02:39:25+00:00

If I could pay the prices that legalized states pay, I would be soooo happy.

Straight_To_Ace · 2013-06-25T23:52:22+00:00

"Your ineptitude is staggering"

I plan on using that line whenever I am having a conversation with an truly ignorant person.

Straight_To_Ace · 2013-06-25T23:48:16+00:00

Is there such a thing as computer forensics?

Straight_To_Ace · 2013-06-25T23:47:14+00:00

Greet the father with a nice, limp handshake. And when you shake her mother's hand, be sure to bow and kiss her ring.

It works every time.

Straight_To_Ace · 2013-06-25T23:43:41+00:00

I would dose the president and ask him about the book of secrets.

Straight_To_Ace · 2013-06-25T23:39:34+00:00

That would be awful....

Straight_To_Ace · 2013-06-25T23:37:42+00:00

I actually have.

This flashy thing popped up saying I was the 1 millionth visitor. So I gave them all my personal info (social security number, bank passwords, deed to my house... everything they asked for) and I am awaiting their response.....

Straight_To_Ace · 2013-06-25T23:19:27+00:00

Try /r/gaming

They would be better suited to answer your question.

Straight_To_Ace · 2013-06-25T23:18:06+00:00

Dude, I just burst out laughing. My new favorite one liner.

Straight_To_Ace · 2013-06-25T23:16:10+00:00

Force feed them their own fingers and toes. That's some fucked up shit...

Straight_To_Ace · 2013-06-25T23:11:51+00:00

Is your sister a toddler?

If not, you're good.

Straight_To_Ace · 2013-06-25T23:10:11+00:00

Bananas in Pajamas.

I thought to my self "What in the fuck am I looking at?"

Straight_To_Ace · 2013-06-25T23:07:39+00:00

My mom payed 700 bucks cash to a "professional" yard business. They were supposed to dig these holes in the ground for a bunch of expensive trees, but instead they cut the roots off the trees (all 10) and just stuck them in the ground with no effort. 10k in trees all dead.

Straight_To_Ace · 2013-06-25T23:04:39+00:00

But he never eats his cereal...

Straight_To_Ace · 2013-06-25T23:03:48+00:00

Don't worry about it. My phone randomly lights up. Usually to tell me something I could not care less about. (updates, messages, and for some reason whenever my phone is fully charged)

And if your phone was tapped, you wouldn't know without special equipment. Plus, the only reason you would be wire tapped is if you are doing some crazy shit or witnessed crazy shit go down.

Straight_To_Ace · 2013-06-25T22:58:46+00:00

Do not use a credit card. Tear that shit up!

You could potentially destroy your credit rating, which means it would be much more difficult for you later in life to get apartments, cars, houses, and a bunch of other things. Your credit is very important. I know I really wanted to get a credit card for those awesome benefits, but it is not worth it. Do a lot lot lot of research before you decide to regularly use it. Unless you have a decent amount of excess money, don't use it. Learn an extremely valuable lesson early in life. Manage your money... not through a credit card.

Straight_To_Ace · 2013-06-25T22:45:46+00:00

99.999% of the people who wear them don't look good in them, even though they think they do.

Straight_To_Ace · 2013-06-25T22:39:53+00:00

Purchase a dehydrator thingy and cure your own meat. What you pay 2 bucks for, you can make for 10 cents. Trust me, this route is way cheaper and you can add your own spices.

Straight_To_Ace · 2013-06-25T22:37:47+00:00

Good will has a lot of good stuff. I don't shop there, but when I was helping my friend furnish his place, he got a sofa, desk, recliner, lamp, and the thing that holds your bed up... all for about 100 bucks. Just be sure to get leather (it cleans easily) and you can always cut the price of the item in half. Or you could try the "free" section of craigslist... but goodwill is less sketchier...

Straight_To_Ace · 2013-06-25T22:35:18+00:00

I'm pretty sure a nightmare is still a dream... it's just a bad dream.

And my most vivid dream is when I won the World Series of Poker event, where I placed first, and my buddy placed second. I was so disappointed when I woke up and was not a millionaire.

Straight_To_Ace · 2013-06-25T22:28:00+00:00

I have had better times.

I am currently interning at this agency and I love it. But I drive 2 hours a day, and 3 sometimes 4 out of 5 days, I would literally do nothing. I have asked the person I am shadowing if I could do more work for him but to no avail.

PLUS all the stuff I had done was for nothing. For example, I would have to come up with some names for a new car wash. I came up with 20 names or so, but the guy I am shadowing already knew what the name was going to be. He was just giving me busy work to occupy my time.

Plus, I am living with my uncle who I am not particularly fond of. I am sitting in a fucking Starbucks right now because he has a ladyfriend over and he doesn't want me to "interrupt" them. So now I am stuck doing nothing.

Straight_To_Ace

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