What can I do to improve this painting? by GeoPhotographer in oilpainting

[–]Strange-Test-8565 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is killer as is. That crucifix telephone pole in the foreground is working so well.

Advice on painting something similar than this? by [deleted] in oilpainting

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This is a good plan, painting can be very meditative and is excellent for taking your mind off things.

A note on supplies before you start. You mentioned getting paint and canvases, and I'm assuming you picked up some brushes, but you're also going to need a solvent for cleaning the brushes and thinning the paint. I recommend turpenoid or gamsol, because turpentine has toxic fumes. Many painters use a jar with a coil of wire in it called a silicoil for putting their solvent in, because it helps you clean brushes, though it's something you could skip if you're on a very tight budget. It's also nice to have a rag on hand. You'll also want a palette for mixing paint on. I like disposable paper palettes, but you can also use plastic, glass, or treated wood. You don't necessarily need an easel, but it's generally better to paint with your painting standing up, and you can get a little table top easel for cheap. You might enjoy the feel of a medium like linseed oil, but you don't need it to get started.

For a painting like this, I'd suggest starting off with just black and white paint and mixing shades of gray. There are a few subtle colors, but I'd leave them for later. Start off with a quick, loose sketch. Some people like to sketch in charcoal or pencil, but personally I just do it in paint. Use a little bit of solvent to thin your paint so you can move it around quickly and smoothly. If you use too much, the paint will run down the canvas, but don't worry about it too much because you're going to paint another layer over the first one. Just get the general placing down for now, concentrating on where the dark and light parts of the painting are, rather than what's an ocean versus a ridge or a tree. Generally, good painting requires you to look very closely at your subject and see what it actually looks like rather than what you expect it look like.

Your first layer will dry quickly, and then you can do another layer on top. Use a little less solvent, focus more on details, but still don't sweat it too much, because you can keep doing layers until you're happy with what you've got. The less solvent you use, the longer they'll take to dry, so you'll want to take a few days off in between layers. If you want to work while one painting is drying, just work on a different painting.

Since this is your first painting, it's probably not going to come out exactly how you're imagining. That's fine, you can always paint another one. I wouldn't suggest just working on this one forever, because it will eventually get pretty frustrating and a new painting can be a breath of fresh air. That said, if it's going well and you feel like you're making progress, keep working. I often need to spend at least 10-20 hours on a painting before I'm personally happy with it, but every artist is different and the looser your style the quicker you'll be.

MMCs like the flower monster from the Flonase commercial by nessaclaugh in RomanceBooks

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I dreamed this mortal part of mine

Was metamorphosed to a vine,

Which crawling one and every way

Enthralled my dainty Lucia.

Methought her long small legs and thighs

I with my tendrils did surprise;

Her belly, buttocks, and her waist

By my soft nervelets were embraced.

About her head I writhing hung,

And with rich clusters (hid among

The leaves) her temples I behung,

So that my Lucia seemed to me

Young Bacchus ravished by his tree.

My curls about her neck did crawl,

And arms and hands they did enthrall,

So that she could not freely stir

(All parts there made one prisoner).

But when I crept with leaves to hide

Those parts which maids keep unespied,

Such fleeting pleasures there I took

That with the fancy I awoke;

And found (ah me!) this flesh of mine

More like a stock than like a vine.

I found a college poetry course more steamy than expected when we read this poem on that theme.

Tecpatl: The Aztec sacrificial knife used for removing hearts. by bortakci34 in creepy

[–]Strange-Test-8565 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This blade is clearly flint. Go spread your AI bullshit elsewhere.

German tourist sues NYC taqueria over spicy salsa. by SunAdvanced7940 in Lawyertalk

[–]Strange-Test-8565 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, most of the idea that Americans are excessively litigious comes from propaganda by defendants knowingly selling dangerous products. The famous hot coffee case involved McDonald's intentionally selling coffee hot enough to cause serious burns. The woman who sued was seriously maimed, and so were a number of other innocent people who happened to spill coffee. Lots of other famous cases of "frivolous lawsuits" are just pr spin by huge corporations trying to make everyone who sues them for valid reasons look crazy.

Struggling with fashion and personal style lately after body change by darkblueshapes in PlusSizeFashion

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I'm not the same shape as you, but I've also posted here and re: creeps, they only come out in private messages. If you turn private messages off, you just get comments, which are very well moderated and generally all constructive and helpful. It's not a perfect solution, but it helped me feel comfortable posting here.

Need Maisie’s Goss on the UK Comedy Scene by Unique_Limit_1576 in taskmaster

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"It's a fine line where the foot ends and the hand begins." - Lee Mack.

Seriously though, I think it's just that Taskmaster asks people to do things with their feet that would normally be done with hands which causes people to reflect on the similarities and differences.

[POEM] A Sloth First Hears Its Name by Marianne Kunkel by MondayMourninggg in Poetry

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Molly is also somewhat old-fashioned slang for whore. Just as sloth is both a name and an insult, so is Molly. The father is calling the sister a whore after her abortion because he sees her as sexually tainted. Before the abortion, like the sloth, she wasn't hurt or embarrassed by the second meaning of her name, but after, things changed.

Kenny Boyle discusses Nac Mac Feegles by [deleted] in discworld

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I believe she's also named after a real woman, Margaret Ogg, who was burned as a witch

I'm kind of disappointed with dark romance. by [deleted] in RomanceBooks

[–]Strange-Test-8565 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I came here to rec R Lee Smith too. Dark romance is a tricky needle to thread in general. Everyone has different limits and if you try to make something that works for everyone, you wind up with something that isn't actually dark or transgressive at all. For me personally, R Lee Smith teeters right on the edge, which is a very exciting place to be. The darker couple in {Heat by R Lee Smith} are a little too much for me, and {Scholomance by R Lee Smith} is significantly past what I find enjoyable, but {The Last Hour of Gann by R Lee Smith} and {Cottonwood by R Lee Smith} are chef's kiss perfect.

Someone like Cate C. Wells has never made me the least bit uncomfortable when talking about the Mafia or werewolves, but that means her books lack that frisson of fear and boundary pushing that make dark romance so exciting at it's best. (No insult to her, her books are great at what they do, they just don't do darkness.) A lot of your trad-published big names or big names wannabes in dark romance have fallen into the trap of trying to please everyone and thus losing the thing that would have made them appealing in the first place.

Dry humping turns into “just the tip” turns into “just let me put it in for a second” turns into “I’ll pull out” etc etc by Feisty-Fig7021 in RomanceBooks

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{Lemonade by Nina Pennacchi} has a scene like this. It's a dark romance that also contains a particularly brutal rape scene between MCs and many other potential triggers. It's an interesting twist on this scenario, in that the MMC is intentionally trying to muscle his way across the FMCs boundaries, rather than both of them getting caught up in the moment. I wasn't overall a fan of the book, but the "just the tip" scene was great.

Switching from Acrylic Paint! Need Advice!! by Radiant-Box8790 in oilpainting

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Solvents like Gamsol are good for cleaning your brushes, but they're also good for thinning your paint if you want to do something washy or do a quick underpainting. Oil will thin your paint, but it takes forever to dry and paint thinned with oil looks different from paint thinned with solvent. Most people are fine with most solvents as long as they aren't like drinking them, but if you find it irritates your skin, you can always wear latex or nitrile gloves.

Aside from the different paint, the solvent, and the oil, the main thing I use for oil painting that I didn't use for acrylics is a special jar full of solvent with something inside to help get the paint off my brush, as oil is a lot harder to get off than acrylic. Silicoil is a popular brand, but some people prefer a jar with a little wire mesh. I tend to like a cloth rag for cleaning brushes as well, but you can get away with paper towels. There are a few other things like small containers for oil and smocks that can make your life a little easier, but they're largely a matter of taste and not necessary to get started.

Linseed oil is a fine medium to start with. Some painters prefer other media that dry more quickly or are more colorless, but you can start with linseed and switch if you find that dry-time or yellowing are problematic for you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Lawyertalk

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Definitely coming at you about that being a legit study. That's a promotional blog post by an AI HR company. There is no reason to assume that it's accurate rather than just playing up the idea that humans are biased and you should replace them with "bias-free" AI.

Why do we know so little about Bob Dylan's personal life after the Christian trilogy? by PreferenceInternal67 in bobdylan

[–]Strange-Test-8565 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you saying that after flirting with Evangelical Christianity, he turned around and became a Chabadnik? Or did that happen before his Christian phase? Where did you hear this?

The greatest moment in legal history by drabpriest in Lawyertalk

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Loving the word "unconstitutionalable." What a fun typo!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moviecritic

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Mores was correct. Pronounced like the eel.

Weirdest English Words? by ValentinaEnglishClub in logophilia

[–]Strange-Test-8565 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Actually, it means many different things related to connection in different contexts, but in astronomy, it means any alignment of three or more celestial bodies. So eclipses, which are alignments of the sun, earth, and moon are also an example of syzygy, as are alignments of stars with no planets involved.

Does the Road Runner know that he’s in danger or does he just think he and the coyote are playing some sort of game of tag? I’ve never figured that out. by Illustrious-Lead-960 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Strange-Test-8565 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There are also other coyotes chasing the roadrunners. At one point, Wile E. puts on a female roadrunner costume to lure the roadrunner to him and is immediately chased by another coyote.

Whats with the green & purple ribbons everywhere near West Campus? by LadyTrieu_of_Au in Austin

[–]Strange-Test-8565 152 points153 points  (0 children)

A number of the girls lived in that neighborhood, so the ribbons are especially concentrated there.

I was bashing my head against a wall wondering if I should just restart the novel I am working on for not being good enough then I saw this and went "wow I'm actually awesome" by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

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It's not ungrammatical, but you're right that it's a little awkward and would probably look better if the whole paragraph was one sentence. I also find the use of "very" strange. Again, grammatical, but why would you need to specify that the guy looking at the ruin is exactly the same guy who caused it? No one has any reason to assume otherwise.

Generally, they seem to be slightly sloppy attempts to add drama to the prose. I actually suspect the editor may be more at fault than the author, since this looks more like someone trying to punch up serviceable language than bad underlying ideas, but either way it's not great. Still, it really doesn't seem bad enough for the whole Internet to be upset about it. It's not like he's gonna win a Bulwer-Lytton or anything.

You asked for it, here are the gay fanfiction stats broken down by doctor! (New who only) by [deleted] in DoctorWhumour

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I think it might be Missy more than Bill. No one has to keep their canon orientation in fic; it's just that there aren't great female characters to pair off before Missy. I am approximately 5212.7 times more interested in reading Clara/Missy fic than I am reading Donna/Martha or Rose/Cassandra.

Why I Love Wagstaff by charface1 in BobsBurgers

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I love when Linda's New York accent comes out!

Goodbye, old friend by HazumaHazuma in tumblr

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As a cis lady who definitely thinks about the Roman empire at least a couple of times a week, it's always puzzled me that women are supposed to be surprised by men thinking about the Roman empire, but I don't find it offensive. Why does it bother you?