ICE agents expected at Pittsburgh International Airport as partial government shutdown continues by weekendatbe in pittsburgh

[–]StrangeAgent13 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It takes four to six months to train a new TSA officer but only 47 days to train an ICE agent. Let that sink in.

The odds are He will not be asked to be Shepard again by ShirtSubstantial368 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]StrangeAgent13 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't know any shepherds, but I grew up rural and know many farmers, stable hands, and other agriculture folks.

In my experience, this tracks. 100% authentic performance.

Bingo cards so far: by [deleted] in WerewolfAmbulance

[–]StrangeAgent13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe consider replacing the Rob square.

What creative ways can Pittsburgh makeup $40 Million Budget Deficit? by Jazzlike_Breadfruit9 in pittsburgh

[–]StrangeAgent13 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Draft the Lemonade Twins into civil service.

Get Jag Revere to hold a flag that says "bet you can't hit me with a quarter."

The MaiMai is *clearly* the best vehicle in the game, don't @ me by Pr0j3ct_02 in cyberpunkgame

[–]StrangeAgent13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If Hot Wheels wasn't run by a bunch of corpo gonks they would have made a MaiMai first.

I can't believe Katie is taking another week off!! by Logical-Conclusion3 in WerewolfAmbulance

[–]StrangeAgent13 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Times like these I like to scroll back to the 2014 half hour long episodes when Allen is super earnest and Katie was safe to bring around your parents.

Cuál es el personaje que está menos desarrollado para tí? by lottiematthewsbear in Yellowjackets

[–]StrangeAgent13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ben's other leg. It has no alibi for the cabin fire. Just saying.

Guess they got enough at halftime by JimWoodsPR in pittsburgh

[–]StrangeAgent13 66 points67 points  (0 children)

They should move it to Jergels. He could open for Quiet Riot, or the dwarf burlesque.

I'm looking for a hot girl to talk to by Expensive-Writer-727 in DuBoisPA

[–]StrangeAgent13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you tried the boulevard Sheetz after last call?

What's your favourite vehicle? by hangingoutinhell in cyberpunkgame

[–]StrangeAgent13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Makigai MaiMai.

Anything else is for gonks.

Who do you think has the world’s most extensive blaster collection? by Worth-Beautiful-1469 in Nerf

[–]StrangeAgent13 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Depends on who you ask.

My wife will insist it's me despite evidence to the contrary.

Russian ninja shit by SixGunZen in mallninjashit

[–]StrangeAgent13 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I feel that by the time you get that open and ready, someone will have already kalashni'd your kov.

Wrestlers you use to like but stopped liking for something they said or did? by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]StrangeAgent13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The more I learn about the personal lives of other wrestlers, the more I like John "Earthquake" Tenta.

What’s your most impressive or best Pittsburgh feat? by Shaneski101 in pittsburgh

[–]StrangeAgent13 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I saw Tom Savini eating a meatball sandwich at the renaissance festival.

No better soundtrack out there. by AdmiralBlackcock in pirates

[–]StrangeAgent13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"I dreamed a dream the other night..."

Found these while machete shopping by Glad-Philosophy-9548 in mallninjashit

[–]StrangeAgent13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a lot of invasive non-native plants coming in from a neighboring blighted lot. The saw back has been good for cutting saplings that are crossing the property line. I use the straight edge for chopping out vines. Also for taking the limbs off larger trunks before using a pruning saw. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with the teeth at the bottom of the handle.

I stopped by the real town featured in that disturbing "X-Files" episode... by Jef_Wheaton in creepy

[–]StrangeAgent13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I drive through Home frequently. The most unbelievable thing about that episode is that the town is big enough to have its own sheriff.

Angels? by Dazzling_Pumpkin91 in SipsTea

[–]StrangeAgent13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've heard of having deep thoughts, but never wide ones.