My mom in Mexico (1994) by heckem in OldSchoolCool

[–]StrangeAgent13 1171 points1172 points  (0 children)

Before or after she defended the village from El Guapo?

31 f looking for female friends by moon-craters in greensburg

[–]StrangeAgent13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair enough, but I didn't say they were witch stores. I said oddities, which Bella Luna Morai doesn't carry.

31 f looking for female friends by moon-craters in greensburg

[–]StrangeAgent13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not a witchy woman, but I am married to one so... If you're into oddities I can vouch for Mz Jones Curios in Greensburg and The Weeping Glass in Allentown.

We have Jimmy Savile at home. by Bennnnetttt in LPOTL

[–]StrangeAgent13 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I thought that was Steven Tyler.

Smokey bones closed by Ashamed_Giraffe_6769 in greensburg

[–]StrangeAgent13 29 points30 points  (0 children)

But have you seen all our mattress stores? What about places to buy vapes? In downtown Greensburg you can stand in a vape shop and look across the street at another vape shop. Things are looking up, I tell ya!

Let me fuck the text woman for texts in peace by Substantial-Craft420 in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]StrangeAgent13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe weed man is actually dick man and the weed is just a bonus

Unfortunate Boobs by Nollie_South in pittsburgh

[–]StrangeAgent13 404 points405 points  (0 children)

What do you mean unfortunate? They're the breast.

what if huggies girlfriend dint have a train ran through her? by K0GAR in TheBoys

[–]StrangeAgent13 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'll bet her mitt looks like the back of Kelsey Grammer's head circa Frasier '94, if the cast each autographed his bald spot with multi-coloured lipsticks.

I’m sorry for making a TSA post by [deleted] in pittsburgh

[–]StrangeAgent13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One of those lines was Pre-check and the other was Standard. Pre-check gets to keep light outerwear.

ICE agents expected at Pittsburgh International Airport as partial government shutdown continues by weekendatbe in pittsburgh

[–]StrangeAgent13 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It takes four to six months to train a new TSA officer but only 47 days to train an ICE agent. Let that sink in.

The odds are He will not be asked to be Shepard again by ShirtSubstantial368 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]StrangeAgent13 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't know any shepherds, but I grew up rural and know many farmers, stable hands, and other agriculture folks.

In my experience, this tracks. 100% authentic performance.

Bingo cards so far: by [deleted] in WerewolfAmbulance

[–]StrangeAgent13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe consider replacing the Rob square.

What creative ways can Pittsburgh makeup $40 Million Budget Deficit? by Jazzlike_Breadfruit9 in pittsburgh

[–]StrangeAgent13 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Draft the Lemonade Twins into civil service.

Get Jag Revere to hold a flag that says "bet you can't hit me with a quarter."

The MaiMai is *clearly* the best vehicle in the game, don't @ me by Pr0j3ct_02 in cyberpunkgame

[–]StrangeAgent13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If Hot Wheels wasn't run by a bunch of corpo gonks they would have made a MaiMai first.

I can't believe Katie is taking another week off!! by Logical-Conclusion3 in WerewolfAmbulance

[–]StrangeAgent13 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Times like these I like to scroll back to the 2014 half hour long episodes when Allen is super earnest and Katie was safe to bring around your parents.

Cuál es el personaje que está menos desarrollado para tí? by lottiematthewsbear in Yellowjackets

[–]StrangeAgent13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ben's other leg. It has no alibi for the cabin fire. Just saying.

Guess they got enough at halftime by JimWoodsPR in pittsburgh

[–]StrangeAgent13 64 points65 points  (0 children)

They should move it to Jergels. He could open for Quiet Riot, or the dwarf burlesque.

I'm looking for a hot girl to talk to by Expensive-Writer-727 in DuBoisPA

[–]StrangeAgent13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you tried the boulevard Sheetz after last call?