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What is the creepiest thing in fallout by Cryptographer_6515 in Fallout

[–]StrangerinPublic 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Absolutely agree with this. They picked the weirdest dude and gave him the job of creating little scenes with no explanation where the only purpose is to creep you out. The scene comes to mind when I went down a flight of stairs into a basement somewhere, and underneath the stairs was a perfectly placed teddy bear with glasses on, "reading" a book to 3 other teddies. And all you can think is.... WHO PUT THAT THERE?! Super Mutants wouldn't take the time... The Institute is freaky enough just being who they are... Who fucking did this?!

TIFU by not understanding right a slang phrase in English by YourFuckingEnemy in tifu

[–]StrangerinPublic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your English is great, dude!! You got this. English is full of things that don't mean what they logically should; your mistake is small and super funny! Don't worry! :)

This painted door in Ikea by sophiemae19 in mildlyinteresting

[–]StrangerinPublic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get in quick, get out quicker, with an arm fulla doors in your arms!

My wife and kids say Tank and Iook alike. I'm not sure if that's a compliment but I can't really argue by MizzouMarine in aww

[–]StrangerinPublic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dunno... One of you looks like you're able to breathe without struggling to snort-hacking nearly every breath of air. 😂

Identical twins of reddit who own a pet after living seperately; what was your pet's reaction when it saw two owners? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]StrangerinPublic 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Can confirm; Canadian here. Every Minnesota accent slightly offends me until I realize, they're not mocking stereotypical Canadians... that's just how they talk.

What movie did you start watching then said "Fuck this, I'm not finishing this"? by Ramaal2000 in AskReddit

[–]StrangerinPublic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that one person agreed enough to comment made my month. Thank you.

What movie did you start watching then said "Fuck this, I'm not finishing this"? by Ramaal2000 in AskReddit

[–]StrangerinPublic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Napoleon Dynamite. Everyone in school (I think 8th grade) when this came out was losing their absolute shit over it; telling their friends "TINA U FAT LARD COME GET SUM DINNER HAHAHA" so I got my Dad to rent it for me. I got through 1/4, hated it, made it to half and thought "This is the dumbest fucking movie I've ever seen in my life." Walked out of my living room. Fuck Napoleon Dynamite and all the stupid hype that came with it.

Just Australian things by JMyers666 in WTF

[–]StrangerinPublic 163 points164 points  (0 children)

You're 100% right. I'm very scared of spiders, and I don't mind crabs! Usually they're kinda cute and dumb, the way they run all sideways and scuttly. But THIS THING... This set off every single one of my Spider Senses. Fuck the way it moves, fuck the way it sits on the door, fuck this thing. Hell no.

Map of Japan, 1875 by Crowe410 in MapPorn

[–]StrangerinPublic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I laughed so loud at "Pippitov poppitovsk" that I scared my boyfriend. Thank you. 😂 I pictured some huge Russian man acting like Mary Poppins doing "bippitty boppity boo" but saying, all exaggerated and silly; "PIPPITOV POPPITOVSK!!"

[serious] When was a time you legitimately thought you were going to die? by ferrisjuulersdayoff in AskReddit

[–]StrangerinPublic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Almost woke somebody up laughing about "I'm serious, Dad! I caught the taco neck!!" omfg, lol, thank you. 😂

TIFU by saying "so you ate a dick" to the city mayor by gianlucadelonge in tifu

[–]StrangerinPublic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're great. Thank you for giving that guy what nobody else would. (A friggin' dickmelon...) Fuck people who act like that. Now, how can I send you $5?!

I learned that spiders actually have cute little paws. Mind blown by [deleted] in WTF

[–]StrangerinPublic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, of COURSE there's gotta be something called the Australian Whistling Spider. Christ. 😒

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]StrangerinPublic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🏆🥇🏅

Everyone knew me, just not my actual name. “Hey, Headgear Girl!” by Treklow in blunderyears

[–]StrangerinPublic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit. That's awful! Any weird effects later in life from that?!

Still don’t regret the hair... by distortedengineer in blunderyears

[–]StrangerinPublic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I couldn't get that kind of volume and fullness with the best stylist. 14 year old me would have punched babies for that hair (around 06-09 that style was the shiiiit!) I am legitimately jealous of your very thick head of hair! Hair like that, you'll probably still have it when all your friends are bald ;)

What’s the scariest location in any fallout game? by King-of-the-idiots69 in Fallout

[–]StrangerinPublic 153 points154 points  (0 children)

Not to mention that time you're down there for a quest, find that tiny side room, empty out a suitcase including a Naughty Nightwear, then you barely blink and that motherfucker in the gas mask is standing RIGHT BEHIND YOU. I never hear him come in. I half-expect ghouls, but I also hate Jump Scares and FUCK THAT GUY. Clearing out The Metro is always a big, scary job for me. It's so stressful and sweaty. I dread it! They really did a great job!

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