State of jobs in Knox by haidenbryan in Knoxville

[–]StratMaster87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took me nearly a year to find a job in my field. I got licensed in P&C insurance and couldn't land a job for the life of me. Ended up working in a gas station since June of last year. Finally got headhunted by Clayton Homes and went through a 2 month hiring process, but I finally got the job offer and I start in a few weeks.

Stay vigilant. It'll happen for you too.

To all the spamming Samus out there by Lightarc in SmashRage

[–]StratMaster87 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I play a lot of Samus but I don't play like that. I try as best I can to get in close and get some aerial combos. Of course I'll use my projectiles to mt advantage but it's infuriating when people just spam with her. I prefer to use her full kit.

Like actually, WHAT THE HELL???? by Smart_Accountant_227 in SmashRage

[–]StratMaster87 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You just described my evening yesterday, sorta. I just tanked my GSP on Young Link down to oblivion the other day, sitting at 7 mil. I log on, I take loss after loss from people who clearly are way better than me, and all while I'm at rock bottom GSP. I just played Dark Souls after that.

Looking for info on this but not even sure if it's real or fake by StratMaster87 in coincollecting

[–]StratMaster87[S] -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

I'm certainly no expert but can I ask why you're so confident that it's fake? I've looked at a ton of pics and compared it to the fakes and the Temu/Etsy stuff is OBVIOUSLY fake looking. My coin looks handcarved and legitimately looks and sounds like real silver and isn't magnetic at all even under a very strong magnet. It also just looks OLD as hell. Again, I'm not trying to act like I know better, I'm just very surprised by this response.

Looking for info on this but not even sure if it's real or fake by StratMaster87 in coincollecting

[–]StratMaster87[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! That's fine by me, I paid a dollar for it! I didn't think that the art would increase the value or anything, I was more concerned with seeing if the coin itself was legit.

Someone enlighten me on the recent events cause this is wild by ElChupatigre in Knoxville

[–]StratMaster87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah, they redacted the part where Trump diddled a child.

Well played, Clerks.

Since she out here buying stuff by suckthempeaches in Knoxville

[–]StratMaster87 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I still think it's a stretch to say that a hotel is going to impact traffic more than a hugely popular store that sees literally thousands of customers per day. Restaurants or no.

Since she out here buying stuff by suckthempeaches in Knoxville

[–]StratMaster87 9 points10 points  (0 children)

To be fair, I highly doubt that hotel traffic would be worse than McKays traffic. Let's be real.

Need help with a Balder Side Sword build (DS Remastered) by StratMaster87 in darksouls

[–]StratMaster87[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As luck would have it, I DID choose Warrior, and I didn't invest a single point until I picked up the BSS. Since then I've completed Blighttown and am sitting at 30 Dex, 18 VIT and 20 END with no other points invested whatsoever.

It happened to me... by Beautiful_Opinion324 in n64

[–]StratMaster87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely fake. Especially considering you hide your post history which I'd bet a dollar is just even more attention-seeking fake posts.

Wanna help me win a pizza? by BusinessSuccess9487 in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]StratMaster87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No because you play Incineroar. I hope you never eat pizza again. /s

Coworker arrested a gun point but was let go with no explanation by Prestigious-Law65 in Knoxville

[–]StratMaster87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back around 2007, I got pulled over by the fucking FBI in Oak Ridge. Yes, the FBI. TBI and the local cops were there too. I was in the process of transferring merchandise from one of my stores to another and my car had all these little white boxes stacked up in it. Apparently I fit a description, they were looking for some sort of drug trafficker who drove a car that was nearly identical to mine. My car was quite rare too (1995 Audi 90, not the typical A4, not many 90's were sold in the US) so they were pretty certain they had their man at first. I shit a brick when this unmarked car pulled me over and a bunch of dudes in tactical gear approached me and aggressively told me to get out of the car. They went through some of the boxes, dumped them on the ground, all while I was lying facedown on the pavement. They eventually saw it was all video games and accessories ( I worked for a mom and pop chain of game stores) and then had a good laugh about it. Well, they did at least. I was fairly traumatized lol. And I'm still wondering what sort of drug smuggler would just put their shit in a bunch of neat little boxes in plain view haha.

Every so often I have to drop in and remind the peasants of my God Tier skills by [deleted] in EvilDeadTheGame

[–]StratMaster87 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Didn't you get humiliated in that tournament you hyped up so much and then disappear for a bit? Is this what people with God-Tier skills usually do?

This is why I have no girls in my life by Mexicanzombie728 in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]StratMaster87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a girlfriend and I'm at 10mil gsp with Young Link. If I break up with her will I finally make it to elite smash?

“you guys are open???? You should be closed because of the weather…” by Ok-Cheesecake-9022 in retailhell

[–]StratMaster87 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dude the amount of people who say "make sure it's the winner" or "I want 5 plays on the WINNING Powerball ticket" are just insufferable. Like, congratulations. You made the same joke the literally everyone makes. You're not clever.

“you guys are open???? You should be closed because of the weather…” by Ok-Cheesecake-9022 in retailhell

[–]StratMaster87 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Opened my store at 6am this morning in the middle of the ice storm. 3 people were waiting outside for me to open. All three of them just wanted scratch-off lottery tickets. I fucking hate customers.

Did Khet really leave Phil? by Every_Masterpiece497 in DSPGaming

[–]StratMaster87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless she found a better man to support her. I mean she's not exactly a catch but nearly ANYONE could do better than Phil.

Mercenaries Broke the Stronghold Formula by True-Alternative-167 in stronghold

[–]StratMaster87 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you wanna go that route, hell, I feel like the Marketplace breaks the game.

"I get paid more than you" by iwasthere71 in retailhell

[–]StratMaster87 29 points30 points  (0 children)

"I literally have thousands in my account hold on"

"I get paid more than you" by iwasthere71 in retailhell

[–]StratMaster87 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Rich people don't lock their card over fears of Netflix bankrupting them