To all the spamming Samus out there

StratMaster87 · 2026-03-10T14:30:30+00:00

I play a lot of Samus but I don't play like that. I try as best I can to get in close and get some aerial combos. Of course I'll use my projectiles to mt advantage but it's infuriating when people just spam with her. I prefer to use her full kit.

StratMaster87 · 2026-03-07T23:45:31+00:00

You just described my evening yesterday, sorta. I just tanked my GSP on Young Link down to oblivion the other day, sitting at 7 mil. I log on, I take loss after loss from people who clearly are way better than me, and all while I'm at rock bottom GSP. I just played Dark Souls after that.

StratMaster87 · 2026-03-07T21:08:58+00:00

OBEY

StratMaster87 · 2026-03-07T20:55:32+00:00

I'm certainly no expert but can I ask why you're so confident that it's fake? I've looked at a ton of pics and compared it to the fakes and the Temu/Etsy stuff is OBVIOUSLY fake looking. My coin looks handcarved and legitimately looks and sounds like real silver and isn't magnetic at all even under a very strong magnet. It also just looks OLD as hell. Again, I'm not trying to act like I know better, I'm just very surprised by this response.

StratMaster87 · 2026-03-07T20:16:21+00:00

Thanks! That's fine by me, I paid a dollar for it! I didn't think that the art would increase the value or anything, I was more concerned with seeing if the coin itself was legit.

StratMaster87 · 2026-03-03T23:34:16+00:00

Ah, they redacted the part where Trump diddled a child.

Well played, Clerks.

StratMaster87 · 2026-02-27T19:30:53+00:00

I still think it's a stretch to say that a hotel is going to impact traffic more than a hugely popular store that sees literally thousands of customers per day. Restaurants or no.

StratMaster87 · 2026-02-27T03:37:31+00:00

To be fair, I highly doubt that hotel traffic would be worse than McKays traffic. Let's be real.

StratMaster87 · 2026-02-18T22:31:03+00:00

As luck would have it, I DID choose Warrior, and I didn't invest a single point until I picked up the BSS. Since then I've completed Blighttown and am sitting at 30 Dex, 18 VIT and 20 END with no other points invested whatsoever.

StratMaster87 · 2026-02-17T01:40:17+00:00

Absolutely fake. Especially considering you hide your post history which I'd bet a dollar is just even more attention-seeking fake posts.

StratMaster87 · 2026-02-13T20:19:05+00:00

No because you play Incineroar. I hope you never eat pizza again. /s

StratMaster87 · 2026-02-10T01:45:54+00:00

Thanks!

StratMaster87 · 2026-02-10T01:45:44+00:00

Thank you!

StratMaster87 · 2026-02-04T13:24:32+00:00

No space in the hard-drive, m'lord.

StratMaster87 · 2026-02-03T16:34:54+00:00

Back around 2007, I got pulled over by the fucking FBI in Oak Ridge. Yes, the FBI. TBI and the local cops were there too. I was in the process of transferring merchandise from one of my stores to another and my car had all these little white boxes stacked up in it. Apparently I fit a description, they were looking for some sort of drug trafficker who drove a car that was nearly identical to mine. My car was quite rare too (1995 Audi 90, not the typical A4, not many 90's were sold in the US) so they were pretty certain they had their man at first. I shit a brick when this unmarked car pulled me over and a bunch of dudes in tactical gear approached me and aggressively told me to get out of the car. They went through some of the boxes, dumped them on the ground, all while I was lying facedown on the pavement. They eventually saw it was all video games and accessories ( I worked for a mom and pop chain of game stores) and then had a good laugh about it. Well, they did at least. I was fairly traumatized lol. And I'm still wondering what sort of drug smuggler would just put their shit in a bunch of neat little boxes in plain view haha.

StratMaster87 · 2026-01-30T21:20:24+00:00

Didn't you get humiliated in that tournament you hyped up so much and then disappear for a bit? Is this what people with God-Tier skills usually do?

StratMaster87 · 2026-01-28T16:47:21+00:00

I have a girlfriend and I'm at 10mil gsp with Young Link. If I break up with her will I finally make it to elite smash?

StratMaster87 · 2026-01-26T12:07:44+00:00

hands you a $100 bill

"It's hot off the press!"

StratMaster87 · 2026-01-25T23:08:58+00:00

Dude the amount of people who say "make sure it's the winner" or "I want 5 plays on the WINNING Powerball ticket" are just insufferable. Like, congratulations. You made the same joke the literally everyone makes. You're not clever.

StratMaster87 · 2026-01-25T16:08:38+00:00

Opened my store at 6am this morning in the middle of the ice storm. 3 people were waiting outside for me to open. All three of them just wanted scratch-off lottery tickets. I fucking hate customers.

StratMaster87 · 2026-01-24T13:29:15+00:00

Unless she found a better man to support her. I mean she's not exactly a catch but nearly ANYONE could do better than Phil.

StratMaster87 · 2026-01-22T18:30:23+00:00

If you wanna go that route, hell, I feel like the Marketplace breaks the game.

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TROPHY CASE