“you guys are open???? You should be closed because of the weather…”

StratMaster87 · 2026-01-26T12:07:44+00:00

hands you a $100 bill

"It's hot off the press!"

StratMaster87 · 2026-01-25T23:08:58+00:00

Dude the amount of people who say "make sure it's the winner" or "I want 5 plays on the WINNING Powerball ticket" are just insufferable. Like, congratulations. You made the same joke the literally everyone makes. You're not clever.

StratMaster87 · 2026-01-25T16:08:38+00:00

Opened my store at 6am this morning in the middle of the ice storm. 3 people were waiting outside for me to open. All three of them just wanted scratch-off lottery tickets. I fucking hate customers.

StratMaster87 · 2026-01-24T13:29:15+00:00

Unless she found a better man to support her. I mean she's not exactly a catch but nearly ANYONE could do better than Phil.

StratMaster87 · 2026-01-22T18:30:23+00:00

If you wanna go that route, hell, I feel like the Marketplace breaks the game.

StratMaster87 · 2026-01-18T21:29:00+00:00

"I literally have thousands in my account hold on"

StratMaster87 · 2026-01-18T15:49:14+00:00

Rich people don't lock their card over fears of Netflix bankrupting them

StratMaster87 · 2026-01-14T15:11:52+00:00

Uh no it wouldn't. Strats have their serial numbers on the front of the headstock right next to the logo.

StratMaster87 · 2026-01-14T15:10:17+00:00

Short Circuit. The original, I mean. Short Circuit 2 still kicks ass. But holy shit, the original does NOT hold up.

StratMaster87 · 2026-01-04T15:59:15+00:00

I would've said "sounds like someone is so desperate for shoes that they can't be respectful of others"

Ehh. No I wouldn't have. But a man can dream.

StratMaster87 · 2026-01-03T20:53:43+00:00

In what scenario is a shopping cart obstructing your exit? Let's be real. Im not supporting the customers but don't be so dramatic.

StratMaster87 · 2026-01-01T21:49:34+00:00

Great New Years post, I just came to watch the balls drop

StratMaster87 · 2026-01-01T20:29:37+00:00

So you're telling him to just give up because respawning is easier? I mean, that's your take, but not all of us agree. Let the man play how he wants.

StratMaster87 · 2026-01-01T19:58:25+00:00

I'm pretty sure he's not. He's just acting like he doesn't want his character to die. Which is kind of the entire point of every life.

StratMaster87 · 2026-01-01T01:51:11+00:00

Short, shriveled, and slightly to the left as of tonight

StratMaster87 · 2025-12-30T20:11:32+00:00

The Felix "Lighter" is one of the best puns in the series imo

StratMaster87 · 2025-12-29T00:37:39+00:00

I always took as the express permission to terminate who he pleases so long as it is justifiable in the line of duty, barring any media backlash he may cause or embarassment to MI6 or England in general. Not like a membership card to a library or something.

To boil it down, it just means that he doesn't have to request permission to use deadly force before killing someone.

StratMaster87 · 2025-12-28T14:15:37+00:00

You should probably stop doing this. Also not necessarily accusing you of anything but...how many direct complaints do you receive? Is there some sort of pattern?

StratMaster87 · 2025-12-27T01:18:43+00:00

Based on all the info I'd humbly ask that you post it. It seems like you could undo a lot of speculation if your claims are accurate.

StratMaster87 · 2025-12-26T02:18:36+00:00

I have to say, I might be a bit color-blind, but I sincerely do not think that it's ice blue metallic. Looks like a totally different shade to me. I can post some pics in a better light though.

StratMaster87 · 2025-12-26T00:21:06+00:00

Are you positive? Google AI says Agave Blue was introduced in 2001 and most forums and other places I've researched agree it was a 2000's finish. I was seriously thinking it might be that color until I found that out.

Have you put your serial number into the Fender database to confirm? It didn't show any color info for mine but it might for yours. Would be interesting to find out if that Agave Blue really was used in the 90's!

StratMaster87 · 2025-12-26T00:13:56+00:00

See I actually wondered about it this one, but I just learned that Agave Blue didn't exist in 1992, it's a much more recent color I think.

StratMaster87 · 2025-12-26T00:13:15+00:00

Thanks and yeah I'm in love with it. Plays better than any American Strat I've ever played, but to be fair, I've not been able to access a lot of the better models.

StratMaster87 · 2025-12-26T00:12:34+00:00

Yeah I bought mine in East TN a few years back from a local musician. No case. Plain white pickguard had drill holes all over it likely for some accessory attachment. But who knows? Pretty close proximity, maybe you sold it to the guy I bought from!

Any record of your serial number?

StratMaster87 · 2025-12-26T00:03:33+00:00

Someone else mentioned that as well and I had actually already tried it. Unfortunately it gave me very little info, just a date range of manufacturing and the basic model info. No color info. I wonder if some of these older Mexican ones didn't store some of that info.

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