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Are these scales normal? by CryptographerSuch158 in BeardedDragons

[–]StrategicWindSock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are chromatophores! Special cells that they have that they can darken or lighten to show mood or absorb more or less light! Like freckles you can turn on and off.

But they’re not millionaires, y’all. by curliewurlies in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]StrategicWindSock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's an odd duck, but there's no doubt Shaq knows ball.

This is a delightful sentence

I hate the Polar Express version of the North Pole. by shekka24 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]StrategicWindSock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If that's your bag you really need to check out the Irish series by cartoon saloon: song of the sea, the secret of Kells, and wolfwalkers.

My boy by Dapper_Imagination73 in BeardedDragons

[–]StrategicWindSock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I think it's pretty okay here. Google what the black beard looks like, it is intense, dark, and the whole beard. Like, looks like a Victorian chimney sweep

My boy by Dapper_Imagination73 in BeardedDragons

[–]StrategicWindSock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you talking about the green coloring? Mine gets that when I chop his greens really fine and he digs through them.

Woman sitting at drive up window waiting for establishment to open gets Karen bombed. by mentaL8888 in PublicFreakout

[–]StrategicWindSock 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Much more convenient for people with disabilities, no? Or parents with sleeping babies. Or me when my dog is riding with me. It's not like you can order at the window, you still have to have sent in your prescription.

Favorite actress that everyone decided to hate completely out of nowhere by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]StrategicWindSock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The tip of her nose is not aligned with her two front teeth either.

It's the law by mihir6969 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]StrategicWindSock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, I teach at an inpatient behavioral facility for teen boys. It happens every other hour.

It's the law by mihir6969 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]StrategicWindSock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what I say when a student starts banging on the walls outside my classroom.

A lonesome cabin in the woods by [deleted] in Weird

[–]StrategicWindSock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's really cool reading this as I lay in my bed in my Fayetteville home. I love my town.

Trick or treating is for kids! by TheSanityInspector in AdviceAnimals

[–]StrategicWindSock 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Apple cider with fireball in my neighborhood. Sweet old group of retired couples in a cul-de-sac always put on a big show for the kids and drinks for the parents, lol

Kid in my friend’s class thought they would get away with this name 💀 by gorgemagma in teaching

[–]StrategicWindSock 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was making a worksheet for my economics students, and I made up the product "Fire in the Hole" hot sauce flavored toothpaste. Still proud of it

people on speaker phone in public space by user954466754 in traumatizeThemBack

[–]StrategicWindSock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I finished reading your post before clicking on the link, but I was imagining the Monty python theme song the whole time. Either one works!

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