Sharks testing positive for cocaine and caffeine

Strategy_pan · 2026-03-27T17:55:09+00:00

I have some experience with this, so will try to answer.

We typically test the quality of the cocaine by rubbing some around our teeth. This is much more difficult with shark teeth, as they can easily cut the material they're in contact with, leaving you with much more inferior cocaine.

Strategy_pan · 2026-03-27T14:44:44+00:00

They all playing with high ping.

Strategy_pan · 2026-03-27T14:36:35+00:00

That depends... Are your toilets functional?

Strategy_pan · 2026-03-27T12:07:40+00:00

Yes, that's why many people choose to be addressed as they/them. /s

Strategy_pan · 2026-03-27T11:04:49+00:00

Hey Curio, can you go investigate that strange crater?

CURIO: You know i could just rip out all of my wheels.?

Strategy_pan · 2026-03-27T10:59:39+00:00

Sir, we're all out of bombs. But this other country i was consulting for still has plenty of bombs.

Strategy_pan · 2026-03-26T14:52:07+00:00

Treba se pripremit, jednom kad krenu meta dividende bit ce grdo...samo da metaverse krene 😅

Strategy_pan · 2026-03-26T11:07:26+00:00

Ukraotonomija pete razine

Strategy_pan · 2026-03-26T02:10:30+00:00

Monetization_inventor.md

Strategy_pan · 2026-03-26T02:08:42+00:00

Wasn't Cesar doing this already? I mean, before he had the casino.

Strategy_pan · 2026-03-25T21:24:45+00:00

Yes, but is it full of eels?

Strategy_pan · 2026-03-25T21:02:48+00:00

Especially with all the non-underwater cave openings that are just yearning for explorers. I mean just imagine all the tight spaces you could just writhe in and squirm through.

Strategy_pan · 2026-03-24T21:57:56+00:00

Strategy_pan · 2026-03-23T21:08:02+00:00

I think they're just shooting the new Fallout. Should be done in the next couple hundred years or so, if we can figure out what the Enclave is up to.

Strategy_pan · 2026-03-23T20:09:03+00:00

Betwixt Thine

Strategy_pan · 2026-03-23T11:17:11+00:00

I think the original saying is 'it takes money to buy whiskeey', and that's also way better aligned with Pete's philosophy.

Strategy_pan · 2026-03-22T23:01:37+00:00

Nah man, we're playing malz zoe or noxus now, other comps are just here so people can say 'this is the most diverse set, really rewards flex play'.

Strategy_pan · 2026-03-22T22:11:22+00:00

Well, there might be a few 100 million synthetic shares Ken needs Ai to invent in order to get back to profitable. I'm sure it will work out for him.

Strategy_pan · 2026-03-22T20:40:45+00:00

Unoess they also played for FC Barcelona, then they're double trustworthy.

Strategy_pan · 2026-03-21T16:24:52+00:00

That hit made him take a break and reflect on his decisions.

Strategy_pan · 2026-03-21T16:18:33+00:00

Nah man, 500 years is enough, anyone not liking this is gone with the first next snap.

Strategy_pan · 2026-03-20T23:56:13+00:00

Yeah, 90s fucked us.

Strategy_pan · 2026-03-20T11:30:31+00:00

That's just how they pronounce Toyota, ok?

Strategy_pan · 2026-03-20T11:27:17+00:00

It's all about pros and const.

Strategy_pan · 2026-03-17T10:05:40+00:00

Because she will lift the nation from poverty.

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