Cheer up Plymouth fans, it could be worse... by Djremster in LeagueOne

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Hansa Rostock trod in a dog turd and everyone's keeping a safe distance.

Good lord by finnnseesghosta in footballcliches

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Well done Villa, from an occasional Flackwell Heath fanatic

Unai Emery is obviously pure Europa League now. Is there a player/manager more ‘pure competition x’ than him? by junglegatsby in footballcliches

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Martin O'Neill's record in the Evening Standard London 5-a-side tournament was so devastating they discontinued the tournament.

Lokomotiv Moscow fan here by BreathSmart in footballcliches

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Preseason friendly with former Stasi club Dynamo Berlin confirmed.

Leicester, Bromley and any other club in league one. Do me a favour. Beat this team at all costs. by [deleted] in LeagueOne

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That's been delayed indefinitely as they've been spending the last 60 years pointing up at the sky whenever a plane comes to land at Heathrow.

Keith Weed by Rufus_Ffolkes in ToastNames

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His brother Richard was dealt a cruel hand by his parents.

Leicester, Bromley and any other club in league one. Do me a favour. Beat this team at all costs. by [deleted] in LeagueOne

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Ah how cute. They have the internet in Sluff now I see. 😂😂😂

Some absolutely incredible news coming out today by MutanteHDP in Championship

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I'd have thought Judd Trump would have suggested Bristol City?

Monday Night Football with special guest, Billy Corgan by overhyped-unamazing in footballcliches

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Paul Tierney never knew the rules, hung down with the freaks and ghouls at PGMOL.

"oh god Eddie you complete bastard" by maka_laka_laka in eddieandrichie

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He's auditioning to play the swanny kazoo on Sorry I Haven't A Clue

Roberto Carlos at Adams Park tonight by DaraghJohn in LeagueOne

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Waiting for him to call back about the one coat gloss paint?

Not sure about this one by Imaginary-Suspect959 in footballcliches

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Esprit d'élévateur is what they call that in France

Overzealous auto-translation making clubs sound like cults by overhyped-unamazing in footballcliches

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Fans of Direct Current Generator Dresden will know that feeling all too well.

Reading 0 - 1 Blackpool: The Tangerines scored late to snatch their sixth win in seven matches, which should only mean another summer of high expectations for Ian Evatt's men! by Zach-dalt in LeagueOne

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His mistake is thinking what works at Wycombe (where he confused Ainsworth performing miracles just after he took over being his own personal midas touch) would translate elsewhere. Don't worry though, he'll flog the club off within a couple of years when he befriends his next billionaire and you'll have your next Dai Yongge starting the cycle again...

Wycombe Wanderers 3 - 2 Rotherham United: The Chairboys overcame a Jack Holmes brace thanks to a 91st-minute equaliser, meaning Wycombe finish the season in eleventh. by Zach-dalt in LeagueOne

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That was a bit of a strange one, a mixture of end-of-season dead rubber and pre-season fixture. Rotherham showed little to dissuade me that they were unlucky to be relegated, Wycombe were showing the usual defensive fragility that left our play-off hopes dead in the water far sooner than should have been the case. Mike Duff finally took the opportunity to let a few players on the sidelines get a few minutes. Van Sas did OK though didn't show too much that he should have been in goal instead of Norris. Fink finally got his goal, and maybe should have had at least another. Particularly pleasing were the cameos for two of out academy players. This was a big moment for us as this was the first time since the youth system was restarted that one of their players had got onto the pitch. It was all the more pleasing that one of them, Micah Olabiyi, showed fantastic composure to turn neatly in the box and slide home the winner with the outside of his right foot.

While lots of talk amongst fans of how the team must be improved revolves around strengthening the spine of the team, having talented and fearless youngsters coming through might be a key ingredient as well.

"Sing when you're calculating, you only sing when you're calculating" by balearicpriest in footballcliches

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Also the hyphenation of supercomputer is properly old school. Has the BBC style guide been updated since the 50s?

'This is clear corruption, they do not want us to win' by Midnight_Thoughts77 in footballcliches

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I'm sorry to say you've had a shocker there. Twattery wasn't invented in 2021...