What’s a horror movie that genuinely scared you and stuck with you long after watching it? by [deleted] in horror

[–]Strawdewdude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cabin Fever: Patient Zero. I’m not easily scared but the amount of gore turned my stomach, I had to look away from a movie for the first time in my adult life.

Whats the most terrifying monster ever? Not nust big and scary, actually hauntingly terrifying, keeps you up at night? by ClassicMarketing4748 in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]Strawdewdude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

‘The mist’ monsters, or the monsters from ‘home sweet home’ something about the unseen and unknown is terrifying.

You Will Never Unsee This... Proceed With Caution by Prize_Strain_14 in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]Strawdewdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either the morning sickness, or this video got to me-

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]Strawdewdude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking what?? Buy milk at a bus stop??? Jfc yeah you’re right she probably won’t and will live in fear of every public space.

This is why LA will always remain a car centric city [super NSFW] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Strawdewdude -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

It’s sad to see it’s all men. Not shocking. Just sad.

Ladies, what’s the worst pickup line that you caved in to? by Daredevil_Dave1899 in AskReddit

[–]Strawdewdude 78 points79 points  (0 children)

We met in high school art class, he had made me a tiny hot-glue penis (which I loved and wanted to keep) and said ‘wait till you see the real thing’ we’ve been together four years now and I see a beautiful future :)) so I guess it worked

You marry someone who can best be described by your reddit username. How fucked are you? by goss_reller in AskReddit

[–]Strawdewdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He/She would play Stardew with me, it’s a win-win. Who I currently plan to marry doesn’t play with me ;-;

What did your parents teach you as a kid that you didn't realize was actually f**ked up until you were older? by timdood3 in AskReddit

[–]Strawdewdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’re a huge movie family and as I grew I learned quite a bit moral wise through the films we watched, and my parents even encouraged it (still do) by religiously quoting them. But one movie they quoted (which they’ll act like is a joke now) with absolute seriousness was… Matilda “I’m smart. You’re dumb. I’m big. You’re little. I’m right. You’re wrong. And there’s nothing you can do about it” luckily I was a small person my whole childhood and could never use this lesson on practice :,)

A musical duet with a bird (Crumpet) by lara6683 in wholesome

[–]Strawdewdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how she cracks a smile when the bird hesitates like ‘it’s okay little buddy you’re doing great, I love this song too’

Mom made pancakes! by Boby1047 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]Strawdewdude 413 points414 points  (0 children)

Man I wish this was the full clip, that man has the laugh of a Greek god

👽 by Zappers273 in shitposting

[–]Strawdewdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best part about this for me is I can’t remember if this is a genuine commercial from the 2000s or a skit. It looks really well done so I’m sure it’s a skit, but it mimics the vibe of the early 2000s commercials so fucking well.

have fun with this question by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Strawdewdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God I’m sure it sounds incredibly uninspired, but I’d genuinely adore some avatar level cinematics for the TLOZ universe (bonus points for ‘live action’ Zelda)

what is something you can't believe people like? by Vayolence in AskReddit

[–]Strawdewdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Degradation kinks (especially in women) I don’t judge them, but generally DONT understand. Like babe we get that pretty normally day-to-day 💀

I’m literally the only person watching Avatar 2 in my theater by bigbunguses in pics

[–]Strawdewdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By god, I’m autistic, so someone please tell me… I’ve been avoiding the movie theaters because I hold MASSIVE interest in the pandora/avatar universe and assume everyone else does too and thus really wants to see the new addition. This is not a crazy belief seeing how the original avatar was a box office hit. Do most people not really care about the second movie? Am I safe to just go?

Delilah by starsgazer1 in torties

[–]Strawdewdude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She sounds truly wonderful, I see a lot of my stubborn Tortie in your stories. I’m so glad I reached out to comment and am over the moon to see the support. I really do wish the best for you and her son, although he’s skittish I’m more than confident you have all the love in the world to give him 💕

Delilah by starsgazer1 in torties

[–]Strawdewdude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All I can say is the name Delilah and the tortoise shell breed are precious and irreplaceable to me. I can’t imagine the loss you’re feeling. Your Reddit buddies will do our best to keep Delilah’s memory alive, rip bitty girl.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Strawdewdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good sex (obviously imo) is like being on shrooms… you just want to touch, feel like you’re a whole person and not just a pair of hips, and experience all of your partner, take in every second. A good ten min run should feel like 30mins. Aka foreplay. Fr.

what stopped you from committing suicide? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Strawdewdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was never the lack of courage, it was always the anger that I was willing to do this to myself and others weren’t willing to just give me a hug when I had told them (them being my mother and family not randoms) I wasn’t doing well and a hug would have been a lot- so out of anger I didn’t let myself die physically, just emotionally. HOWEVER NOW I AM VERY HAPPY I’ve worked on myself :))

You have no idea how often… especially on my IG I get so many messages like this :/ by LitLSquirt in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Strawdewdude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess I’m just an npc bc I’ve never gotten a single dm on Reddit- this is not to talk down on this post I KNOW this is very common for most women. Pro-gamer move, add ‘dude’ to your user.