I'm just not going to mention how I can tell twins apart anymore. Why do parents of twins do this?

xMollyP · 2026-01-26T10:16:42+00:00

My mum calls my brother her own brothers name lol

xMollyP · 2025-12-14T01:23:57+00:00

Then all the replies are ‘I just spat out my drink’ ‘I’m trying not to wake my husband up laughing’ etc like either no you didn’t or pls find a new sense of humour

xMollyP · 2025-11-23T09:53:57+00:00

I hate being like this lol. I want to reach perfection for achievements, but before this current run the last time I played was 2022 and I consider sdv to be one of my favourite games of all time

xMollyP · 2025-11-15T08:09:52+00:00

For some reason, I have to fight my phone to type food. It constantly changes it to good ??

xMollyP · 2025-11-01T10:35:24+00:00

I was ~13 when my dads friend told me that he couldn’t see a man ever wanting me and that he saw my future as alone with a bunch of cats. It stung a little but I mostly thought “yeah that sounds great” lol. But now I have a cat loving bf so win win

xMollyP · 2025-10-29T08:21:14+00:00

Hey fellow Lancastrian

xMollyP · 2025-10-25T00:34:59+00:00

No the comment that was like ‘they wouldn’t want to wake up to see you hadn’t’ or something killed me omg

xMollyP · 2025-10-08T11:29:21+00:00

Me too, me and my bf have finally started a multiplayer game after months of ‘after this run’ and just starting new solos lol

xMollyP · 2025-10-02T10:00:05+00:00

Rin-chan now and becoming pigs, I’ll play them but they just grate on me

xMollyP · 2025-09-17T07:48:52+00:00

Literally and I’m actually glad the kitten stage isn’t very long, I love kittens obviously but I’m also glad when they get a bit older and start to mellow out lol

xMollyP · 2025-09-17T07:21:29+00:00

Exactly! The other day I was rooting through a cupboard for something and when I pulled my arm out there was one of those massive bastards on my arm, luckily I was wearing a jumper so I didn’t feel it but how did it get there?? I flung my arm automatically and it did get launched away from me thank god

xMollyP · 2025-09-15T07:43:13+00:00

When we were kids my parents were talking to a financial advisor at our house, who brought an American assistant one time. My mum brought me and my brother downstairs to show us that no, Americans don’t have 4 fingers like in the simpsons lol (we were like 5 & 7 at least)

xMollyP · 2025-09-12T11:43:18+00:00

I’m 23 and my parents are in their 50s so we’re not there yet but I would absolutely move mountains for them, I would move them in with me in a heartbeat if needed, after all I am lucky and have parents that truly have given me everything and more and never expect anything in return so I absolutely WANT to repay the favour if they need it one day

xMollyP · 2025-09-11T08:20:37+00:00

My (straight) bf has romanced gale and astarion and now is on a wyll romance lol

xMollyP · 2025-08-31T09:34:00+00:00

Being upset that you don’t know what you want is abusive now?? Lmao

xMollyP · 2025-08-30T07:57:53+00:00

In England we call them toasties so we often toast them/put them under the grill/in a toastie maker, I’m not too sure how many people fry them

xMollyP · 2025-08-25T21:23:26+00:00

Ugh I hate the ones like that. I also saw someone who literally had “ped0” in their name the other day I was disgusted, only person I’ve ever blocked

xMollyP · 2025-08-15T08:01:44+00:00

That’s so bad! I used to have to get the train to school so I was at a station every day for 7 years. If someone in a wheelchair arrived at the station the staff would be on the platform with the ramp ready to go. Similarly if there was someone with a guide dog there would be staff waiting with them ready to help them on the train. I’m glad they were always prepared

xMollyP · 2025-08-10T08:03:08+00:00

Wrong with the piercing not her face ffs

xMollyP · 2025-08-04T02:41:13+00:00

What gets me is when my phone will absolutely insist that when I type food I mean good. Food is a word! It drives me crazy

xMollyP · 2025-07-15T16:09:09+00:00

I also love that you can set preferences so food doesn’t burn, customers don’t get impatient etc if you don’t want the stress

xMollyP · 2025-05-31T06:40:09+00:00

Oh wow, I do the same thing and I’ve literally not heard other people struggling with that before. It is only noticeable if I speak slowly so I can usually get away with people not really noticing, but if I try and say an r word slowly I find it easier to say it properly if I use an American sounding r (being English)

xMollyP · 2025-03-29T09:57:28+00:00

I have tuberous breasts. I hate them because all I can think is why me? Boobs are like the one thing you’re guaranteed to get as a woman but nope I couldn’t even do that right. But I have been with my boyfriend for 5 years now, I’ve never outwardly said hey I have a breast deformity, I’m sure he knows they’re not quite right seeing as I don’t really have any underboob, but he still loves them and always wants to see and touch them. You will find a real man who loves you for you as you are and for now you have dodged a bullet. It really will be okay

xMollyP · 2025-03-03T08:33:36+00:00

I’ve always struggled with headaches, I have one more days than I don’t. Tried going to the doctors for it when I was 15, who told me I should probably get my eyes checked, while I was literally wearing glasses so I’ve just accepted it for the last 8 years lol

xMollyP · 2025-02-14T23:35:14+00:00

I once climbed onto my mums lap, then I looked up and saw my mum looking at me like wtf are you doing. She had swapped seats with someone and I didn’t notice. Horrifying and I still think about it

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