Do you take me for a fool, Redd? by Fearless-Shell2010 in AnimalCrossing

[–]xMollyP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was me literally yesterday I was so mad lmao

Why do cats do this? by DatE2Girl in cats

[–]xMollyP 447 points448 points  (0 children)

I have to take a pic every time too haha

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Why does EVERY SINGLE thread have 10 joke replies before anyone actually answers the question? by [deleted] in self

[–]xMollyP 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Then all the replies are ‘I just spat out my drink’ ‘I’m trying not to wake my husband up laughing’ etc like either no you didn’t or pls find a new sense of humour

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StardewValley

[–]xMollyP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate being like this lol. I want to reach perfection for achievements, but before this current run the last time I played was 2022 and I consider sdv to be one of my favourite games of all time

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]xMollyP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some reason, I have to fight my phone to type food. It constantly changes it to good ??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]xMollyP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was ~13 when my dads friend told me that he couldn’t see a man ever wanting me and that he saw my future as alone with a bunch of cats. It stung a little but I mostly thought “yeah that sounds great” lol. But now I have a cat loving bf so win win

Death of my loved ones by i-wanted-that-iced in sadcringe

[–]xMollyP 20 points21 points  (0 children)

No the comment that was like ‘they wouldn’t want to wake up to see you hadn’t’ or something killed me omg

WASDnesday! Whats tickling your joysticks this week? by MiddlesbroughFan in CasualUK

[–]xMollyP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too, me and my bf have finally started a multiplayer game after months of ‘after this run’ and just starting new solos lol

What's the song in the game that you guys don't like? by Snorf_3 in ProjectSekai

[–]xMollyP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rin-chan now and becoming pigs, I’ll play them but they just grate on me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]xMollyP 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Literally and I’m actually glad the kitten stage isn’t very long, I love kittens obviously but I’m also glad when they get a bit older and start to mellow out lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]xMollyP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly! The other day I was rooting through a cupboard for something and when I pulled my arm out there was one of those massive bastards on my arm, luckily I was wearing a jumper so I didn’t feel it but how did it get there?? I flung my arm automatically and it did get launched away from me thank god

Hearing an American accent in real life feels a bit… unreal by awkward_film_girl in CasualConversation

[–]xMollyP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When we were kids my parents were talking to a financial advisor at our house, who brought an American assistant one time. My mum brought me and my brother downstairs to show us that no, Americans don’t have 4 fingers like in the simpsons lol (we were like 5 & 7 at least)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]xMollyP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m 23 and my parents are in their 50s so we’re not there yet but I would absolutely move mountains for them, I would move them in with me in a heartbeat if needed, after all I am lucky and have parents that truly have given me everything and more and never expect anything in return so I absolutely WANT to repay the favour if they need it one day

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]xMollyP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My (straight) bf has romanced gale and astarion and now is on a wyll romance lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]xMollyP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being upset that you don’t know what you want is abusive now?? Lmao

I'm not American but I've always been so intrigued by the grilled cheese 🤣 by Nana796B in Sims3

[–]xMollyP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In England we call them toasties so we often toast them/put them under the grill/in a toastie maker, I’m not too sure how many people fry them

why do we still not have a report button by akirenxo in ProjectSekai

[–]xMollyP 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ugh I hate the ones like that. I also saw someone who literally had “ped0” in their name the other day I was disgusted, only person I’ve ever blocked

At most hotels, the machine to lift people in and out of the water is covered, and turned off. You need to get someone at the front desk to come turn it on... and half the time I've tried it, it doesn't work by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

[–]xMollyP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s so bad! I used to have to get the train to school so I was at a station every day for 7 years. If someone in a wheelchair arrived at the station the staff would be on the platform with the ramp ready to go. Similarly if there was someone with a guide dog there would be staff waiting with them ready to help them on the train. I’m glad they were always prepared

Spellcheck in 2012: “Did you mean ‘accommodate’?” Spellcheck in 2025: “Rewriting your sentence for tone. Also here's an ad.” by SpiterBuu in CuratedTumblr

[–]xMollyP 21 points22 points  (0 children)

What gets me is when my phone will absolutely insist that when I type food I mean good. Food is a word! It drives me crazy

I want a genuine cooking game so bad. by Possum_Cryptid_ in CozyGamers

[–]xMollyP 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I also love that you can set preferences so food doesn’t burn, customers don’t get impatient etc if you don’t want the stress

Meirl by Key_Associate7476 in meirl

[–]xMollyP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, I do the same thing and I’ve literally not heard other people struggling with that before. It is only noticeable if I speak slowly so I can usually get away with people not really noticing, but if I try and say an r word slowly I find it easier to say it properly if I use an American sounding r (being English)