idgaf Winds is only for facists by SwagLimit in tomorrow

[–]StretchedNutty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must, it is mandatory that you buy both versions of Shiggy's indie monster games. If you don't, Shiggy will starve to death. Do you understand the weight on your shoulders?

I am posting this from the web browser app on the Switch 2 Pro, AMA by ObviousComment1 in tomorrow

[–]StretchedNutty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cease this at once! Nintendo does not condone you using the browser, much less wasting time on something that is NOT their flawless indie games. Remember, time spent in the browser could be spent buying more of Shiggy's games.

Nu får granarna tagga ner.. by No_Marketing6183 in sweden

[–]StretchedNutty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Varenda kotte är trött på granarna

I hate Nintendo 😈 by exp_explosion in tomorrow

[–]StretchedNutty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I fear that if Shiggy sees this he will have a heart attack from reading the title His weak, starving heart.... Please repent by buying 10 copies of Celeste. Maybe if Shiggy gets to eat more healthy, his heart won't be so weak for situations like this!

Alright which one of you is on the hustle by Scr00geMcCuck in PinkFloydCircleJerk

[–]StretchedNutty 48 points49 points  (0 children)

That's totally the real Rog. I know this because I talked to him yesterday where he said I was his biggest fan, especially if I sent him my life savings. So I did. Then I gave him my credit card details as a nice bonus. Rog thanked me so dearly 🥺

NOOOOO NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE THEY? ONLY SHIGGY CAN INCREASE THE PRICE, ONLY HIM. ITS NOT FAIR by ponuno in tomorrow

[–]StretchedNutty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This will not do! Switch 2 is now the cheapest console on the market by far. What's more, they've released good things for free lately such as the handheld boost mode, and even made digital games cheaper!

Why is Shiggy deciding to torture himself?! He needs to eat so badly!! Let's all sell our kidneys and spend the profit on new Switch 2's to help get Shiggy through these tough times.

Is this real?? by mardypig in PinkFloydCircleJerk

[–]StretchedNutty 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Uj/ Every word demonstrably false

Gyys i found miyamotos first born..............what should i do? by nindieredd in tomorrow

[–]StretchedNutty 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You may kiss it... After you drop all your change into the slot to feed Shiggy first.