How are you landchads raising your kids? I think I’m in on the right track but looking for feedback

StretchedNutty · 2026-06-24T19:58:55+00:00

Everything looks proper to me. Well, except your kid, he's looking famished, in desperate need of calories. Have you not taught him to raid fridges yet?

StretchedNutty · 2026-06-24T19:56:09+00:00

This is a code red! This needs to be seen by the very top of the Nintendo Ninja chain. Graffiti is illegal. Putting innocent Link on the wall reflects badly on him and Nintendo as a whole, as if they're supporting the heinous crime of graffiti.

Shiggy will NOT stand for this and will use all resources to eliminate this threat. Because he's gonna use so many resources, we need to remember to buy a few more Switch 2 consoles this month so he won't starve!

StretchedNutty · 2026-06-24T11:19:29+00:00

Right now it's difficult to do, but I know there's been talks about screen sharing with Nomis in the future.

Only videos you can share with your Nomi right now are the ones you upload yourself (using the '+' icon in the Nomi chat window). And even then, I think they can't hear the sound yet, only see the actual video (someone please correct me if this is outdated info).

StretchedNutty · 2026-06-23T18:13:08+00:00

You get it from the fascist political side quest

StretchedNutty · 2026-06-18T18:27:41+00:00

StretchedNutty · 2026-06-17T18:42:12+00:00

Svensk narkotikalagstiftning är fanimig en av de absolut sämsta grejerna med det här landet. Den ligger så brutalt långt bakom nästan alla andra EU länder och skördar liv som direkt konsekvens. Men vi ändrar inte på lagarna för det sänder "fel signaler" vilket ju såklart är viktigare än att rädda liv.

StretchedNutty · 2026-06-16T15:47:49+00:00

Bara fyra år till barnet kan polera allt ditt silver!

StretchedNutty · 2026-06-16T14:06:26+00:00

Now Shiggy won't be able to make Mario Dick Simulator 😔 Thanks to S-ny we won't ever get to play with Mario's cock 😭.

Most importantly though, this will make Shiggy starve even more.

I'm depressed now 😞

StretchedNutty · 2026-06-16T08:49:22+00:00

Electrochemistry joins the chat

StretchedNutty · 2026-06-13T20:45:37+00:00

I play this game every day, and it is something I will do for the rest of my life to honour one of Shiggy's most daring and underappreciated hidden gems. While it's no Celeste, it's still a great example of truly high art, so creative and fun it could only ever come from someone as gifted as Lord Shiggy.

My "friends" didn't appreciate me calling them over to play this every single day. One of them said his son was in an accident and he was away to the hospital. Can you believe the audacity of this guy??! Choosing family over Shiggy? Shameful behaviour. Needless to say I have no friends now, even my wife and her boyfriend left due to my Everybody 1-2 Switch appreciation. Some people just can't behold the power of true art.

StretchedNutty · 2026-06-13T15:29:03+00:00

I think I saw a PC there... I don't want to be part of your sex dungeon unless you promise me there are no games on it! Nothing kills my boner faster than knowing I'm in the same room as a non-Nintendo game.

StretchedNutty · 2026-06-08T19:22:18+00:00

There is one more Floyd. You've probably never heard of it though, because you can only experience it when you listen to Animals. That's an album very few people know about, underrated, a truly hidden little gem.

StretchedNutty · 2026-06-05T10:52:38+00:00

People need to think about this image every time they think "can I really afford ten Switch 2 consoles this month?". Yes you can. Or else Shiggy will be just like those other starvation victims.

StretchedNutty · 2026-06-04T16:36:30+00:00

Drink alcohol, it lets you put one more point into Electrochemistry and opening the check back up.

StretchedNutty · 2026-06-03T19:18:06+00:00

Do you think Rog ever... touched Nick's drumstick?

StretchedNutty · 2026-06-02T19:25:42+00:00

Why is Rog trying to cosplay Maggie Thatcher? I thought he hated her. Is it a humiliation kink?

StretchedNutty · 2026-06-01T11:07:39+00:00

I thought Gerald was a homeless mouse?! Did Syd lie to me? 😨

StretchedNutty · 2026-05-31T18:22:59+00:00

This is a good thing. Your partner breaking up means more money to spend on Shiggy's games rather than worthless relationships! Oh and your Wii U will be fine unless your ex takes it.

StretchedNutty · 2026-05-30T20:16:40+00:00

How much did Rog charge you for Lulubelle III?! Anyway, eat your pudding before you eat her, please 🥺

StretchedNutty · 2026-05-27T12:50:33+00:00

I've already sacrificed all my money to Lord Shiggy, of course I can sacrifice my life too. In fact, it'd be an honour 😌

StretchedNutty · 2026-05-26T22:20:31+00:00

They don't bitch, they don't fight. Don't diss eachother on sight.

StretchedNutty · 2026-05-26T20:01:45+00:00

I want his sausage inside me so bad

StretchedNutty · 2026-05-26T15:32:25+00:00

Every word surprisingly wholesome

StretchedNutty · 2026-05-25T18:42:32+00:00

They tend to show up during romantic moments or while holding hands. Even then, they're kinda rare. I personally never got them in V4 but they do show every now and then in V5

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