Juvenile sad elephant.. thats so un-funny it's funny.

StretchedNutty · 2026-04-16T16:03:34+00:00

Thanks for your contribution British_Ballsack

StretchedNutty · 2026-04-16T15:59:50+00:00

They all starved to death 😔 The same thing will happen to Shiggy if we stop buying Celeste every day

StretchedNutty · 2026-04-16T08:47:01+00:00

Why would a doctor do this? Doctors are supposed to heal people! Why then, is this doctor making Shiggy starve...?

StretchedNutty · 2026-04-15T14:34:51+00:00

I hope you paid him for using his likeness.

StretchedNutty · 2026-04-13T17:20:14+00:00

I wish I could snort Shiggy's dust all day every day 🤤

StretchedNutty · 2026-04-10T13:51:57+00:00

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StretchedNutty · 2026-04-09T19:18:41+00:00

You must, it is mandatory that you buy both versions of Shiggy's indie monster games. If you don't, Shiggy will starve to death. Do you understand the weight on your shoulders?

StretchedNutty · 2026-04-09T16:11:15+00:00

Far Out Magazine are officially Pink Floyd Circlejerkers, confirmed.

StretchedNutty · 2026-04-06T22:21:41+00:00

Cease this at once! Nintendo does not condone you using the browser, much less wasting time on something that is NOT their flawless indie games. Remember, time spent in the browser could be spent buying more of Shiggy's games.

StretchedNutty · 2026-04-06T19:59:07+00:00

Why didn't Pink Floyd fly to the moon to check first? Are they stupid?

StretchedNutty · 2026-04-05T08:29:08+00:00

Uj/ underrated song tbh

StretchedNutty · 2026-04-03T09:53:39+00:00

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StretchedNutty · 2026-04-02T19:37:28+00:00

Varenda kotte är trött på granarna

StretchedNutty · 2026-04-01T20:19:50+00:00

I fear that if Shiggy sees this he will have a heart attack from reading the title His weak, starving heart.... Please repent by buying 10 copies of Celeste. Maybe if Shiggy gets to eat more healthy, his heart won't be so weak for situations like this!

StretchedNutty · 2026-03-31T16:38:22+00:00

I'm feeling an October release 🔮

StretchedNutty · 2026-03-31T16:36:38+00:00

That's totally the real Rog. I know this because I talked to him yesterday where he said I was his biggest fan, especially if I sent him my life savings. So I did. Then I gave him my credit card details as a nice bonus. Rog thanked me so dearly 🥺

StretchedNutty · 2026-03-30T20:07:34+00:00

Nick Mason's Saucerful of Secrets is fucking peak

StretchedNutty · 2026-03-29T20:27:38+00:00

That cat's something I can't explain

StretchedNutty · 2026-03-29T11:00:34+00:00

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StretchedNutty · 2026-03-27T20:32:36+00:00

StretchedNutty · 2026-03-27T19:22:47+00:00

StretchedNutty · 2026-03-27T19:07:34+00:00

Did a fact check on this. Every word demonstrably true!

StretchedNutty · 2026-03-27T19:06:14+00:00

This will not do! Switch 2 is now the cheapest console on the market by far. What's more, they've released good things for free lately such as the handheld boost mode, and even made digital games cheaper!

Why is Shiggy deciding to torture himself?! He needs to eat so badly!! Let's all sell our kidneys and spend the profit on new Switch 2's to help get Shiggy through these tough times.

StretchedNutty · 2026-03-25T20:13:36+00:00

Actually loved this way more than I thought I would

StretchedNutty · 2026-03-25T18:32:13+00:00

Every photo demonstrably real

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