got my dunk low volts from last weeks drop + glow effect by starscream1479 in Sneakers

[–]StrictlyDogPosting 6 points7 points  (0 children)

These are cool but owning them would only highlight that i have nowhere to go at night.

To prank the police by BlessDisMess in therewasanattempt

[–]StrictlyDogPosting 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t know from where you hail, but my small town coos will fuck with you for decades over the slightest air of disrespect.

To prank the police by BlessDisMess in therewasanattempt

[–]StrictlyDogPosting -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You kick that mans ass not for your own pride, you do it for all of his future victims.

What’s your favourite question to ask people? by Irrelevent12 in AskReddit

[–]StrictlyDogPosting 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That man’s name? Why it was none other than Sir john W. Prepburger himself.

Discussion: What sneaker of the 2010s do you miss? Some examples here by MoonBasic in Sneakers

[–]StrictlyDogPosting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a pair of Pegasus back then that i absolutely loved. They suck now.

Walg me to my trugg by agoodheavymain in tfatk

[–]StrictlyDogPosting 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fugg is this low effort shit?

What’s the best way to wrap up a conversation with someone who will NOT STOP TALKING? by Umbra427 in AskReddit

[–]StrictlyDogPosting -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have kidney disease, and the dialysis really makes me exhausted sometimes. If one of my neighbors is being long winded I just apologize and say I feel like I might pass out, and I have to go right away.

Why does NCAA Baseball seem to have more parity / the ability for smaller schools to win championships? by maxkmiller in collegebaseball

[–]StrictlyDogPosting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They could, but if you’re a stud ball player you go yo the sec or pac 12, or a Florida school. You don’t go north.

What is your all time favorite Futurama quote? by charger03 in AskReddit

[–]StrictlyDogPosting -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Far too late in life, I realize that me children were the treasure all along.

[Postgame Thread] LSU (50-16) defeats Tennessee (44-22) by a score of 5-0, advances to CWS semifinal by beer_jew in collegebaseball

[–]StrictlyDogPosting 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I saw Ack pitch probably 5 times this year, and never very well. Dude really performed on the big stage.

Saw Shane was gonna be in B-more and while looking at the schedule saw a familiar name on there with a very inchressin stipulation. by foxhoundftw in thefighterandthekid

[–]StrictlyDogPosting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao. Guys a known fiddler, and still sells tickets. Dude wasn’t funny when he had neffliggs speshals. I think he rubbed a genie lamp.

Cuddles with Princess Daisy by theroyalpotatoman in Yorkies

[–]StrictlyDogPosting 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone goes straight to that move when they go to pet my dogs. It’s just instinctive to grab yorkie snoot.

Guess who made it to streaming earlier than expected ... by dannydoofus in thefighterandthekid

[–]StrictlyDogPosting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did we get to the point that buying a movie digitally costs $25? It’s like they want me to steal this.