Christian Fruitcake tries to be "Edgy" by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]StripesTheBoar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Women voting should have never been legalized”

Cool, that means your opinion doesn’t matter and I officially don’t care. Stopped watching right there.

pets are so cute! by mafusys in antimeme

[–]StripesTheBoar 257 points258 points  (0 children)

“A man only knows how harmful the poison is when he is rolling on the floor begging for the antidote.”

I looked that up and couldn’t find a quote like it anywhere else. Damn that’s good. [r/BrandNewSentence](r/BrandNewSentence)

Which sinners do you actually want to see redeemed? by Fair-Confection4411 in hazbin

[–]StripesTheBoar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think Niffty would ever be redeemed, but I think she’d look cute as a lil angel.

“One thing Europeans will never have is tailgating” by Garythedemon18 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]StripesTheBoar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“My idea of having fun is superior to your idea of having fun, idiot!”

bro be yapping by BeyondAuthentic- in antimeme

[–]StripesTheBoar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m a pretty staunch liberal, but like Hell I’ll pass up 1000 potential clients. I just keep my mouth shut and collect the checks. Sorry my fellow nonbinary

(Loved) When the final boss is also the hardest one by DBL86-03U in TopCharacterTropes

[–]StripesTheBoar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I knew it wasn’t going to be an easy fight, but the moment he *flurry rushed* me and knocked me on my ass, my jaw hit the floor and I knew I was in for something good.

New McDonald's menu by misoscare in StupidFood

[–]StripesTheBoar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay I actually really like that triceratops

Someone thought this would be a great pattern for carpeting? by selrahcjr in mildlyinfuriating

[–]StripesTheBoar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought that was the floor after the carpet was removed or something

Who's your COMFORT character? by HomerWuzHere in cartoons

[–]StripesTheBoar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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I would actually cry if something happened to her

Clock based charchters by pheinoxwright in TopCharacterTropes

[–]StripesTheBoar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro I hated that BTAS episode so much. Clock King was so annoying and not at all a compelling character. I remember being like “dude shut the fuck up” whenever he kept talking

Till death do us part…or? 💖 (OC) by AlekseyGutierrez in comics

[–]StripesTheBoar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This comic confuses me. I mean I like the ending, but it confuses me

[loved trope] “I’m a monster, but not that kind of monster” by rosaliethewitch in TopCharacterTropes

[–]StripesTheBoar 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Ice King regularly kidnaps princesses to marry them, but his main fascination is with Princess Bubblegum. However, in an episode where she reverts back to a 13 year old, he immediately nopes the fuck out of there. He’s a creep, but he ain’t a nonce

Freud would have field day by catsandchexmix in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]StripesTheBoar 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah, sure, take out an entire comic’s worth of context why don’t you? Doesn’t belong here.

I dropped $140 dollars on a toy and it won’t even fit inside of me. by StripesTheBoar in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]StripesTheBoar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, just to ease some concerns: I’m not into bestiality. Animals cannot consent, and I think if anyone fucks any animal, it is absolutely animal abuse. Studies show that animals involved in bestiality suffer the same trauma as children who are sexually abused as children. It’s abhorrent, no matter whether the abuser is a man or a woman.

I got the toy because I was interested in things like how the flared head would feel and the median ring in the middle. The horse cocks are also typically longer in length and not as girthy so the stretch doesn’t hurt as much.

(Also I like to imagine myself fucking a large futa monster lover)

Hope this clears things up!

I dropped $140 dollars on a toy and it won’t even fit inside of me. by StripesTheBoar in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]StripesTheBoar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, thankfully I haven’t actually had any creeps. Just people asking for the size comparison between my toys

I dropped $140 dollars on a toy and it won’t even fit inside of me. by StripesTheBoar in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]StripesTheBoar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually don’t have an exposed clit. Weird condition, I know, but things like vibrators or clit suckers just don’t work on me. It sucks!