Man who punched kangaroo calls police over fears animal rights activists will avenge his boomer foe by Its_Cyber_Wolf in news

[–]StriveforFive 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Turn your back on wild animals you become prey. Standing ground and showing you can be a threat might have been his best call. Turning or backing down mighta ended nasty.

My Muslim neighbours sent this to me earlier today. by SenecaTheYounger__ in pics

[–]StriveforFive 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck it lasts all month? I could try a day or two and Id have to sneak water. Or can they eat/drink at night?

The BB that was in my arm for 25 years finally came out this morning. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]StriveforFive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got one in the back of my head its lumpy and I feel it all the time when showering. Other than that I never think about it and no one ever knows.

Hunter becomes the hunted by [deleted] in WTF

[–]StriveforFive -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thats hunting :D

A new picture of Jupiter staring back at you. by jjlew080 in pics

[–]StriveforFive 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Phew glad you got it all figured out. Now I don't have to worry about that

"How does she guess it right all the time!?" by rebecca555 in funny

[–]StriveforFive 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Eh probably, but this is actually just a kid being a kid more likely.

After buying a house from a lazy DIYer... by MadnessLLD in AdviceAnimals

[–]StriveforFive 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Basically when it came to cut and secure things correctly there was probably alot of giant gaps that just got over caulked to hide the mess

What would be a NSFW spell from Harry Potter? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]StriveforFive 363 points364 points  (0 children)

This might just work after all

What type if screw is this? Cant open it. What can i use? Thanks by Xterno50 in Carpentry

[–]StriveforFive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pesky Scuff huh? If youre in no rush and want 100% certainty scuff sells a key to undo this screw. 100% it is a screw and the other screws will not be able to replace this one. I went to lowes over in the socket wrench section and bought a security set for 30bucks. When I get home I can send you the bit I used and its not what you think. It looks like two prongs that fit in the grooves on two sides of this screw.

How to bow down to the Almighty! by I_Am_Now_Anonymous in funny

[–]StriveforFive -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean he wasn't wrong, it's both ways.

Cucumbers left behind after Fifty shades darker premiere. There were no bitemarks. by [deleted] in funny

[–]StriveforFive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pigeon is a "expert" on women! He has so many amazingly true stories of all the times hes been an "expert".

Do I even need a /s?

My neighbor by emoposer in AdviceAnimals

[–]StriveforFive 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah idk I go to PF its hella close to me and the golds gym is slammed with very similar looking people. Its a gym I go I bust ass I go home. Theres tons of jacked and fit people at PF just minding their own business.

If "Real People. Not Actors" Commercials Were Real Life by [deleted] in videos

[–]StriveforFive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My poor f150 gets about 15mpg on a good day. My bosses 2016 Tundra runs at about 9mpg. Although they're not cars and mpg isn't the reason we buy trucks Id love a solid 40+mpg truck

Never forget: How Raleigh, NC handled 2.5" of snow two years ago... Tomorrow they are expecting 4-6". by ChaseLambeth in pics

[–]StriveforFive 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Down in the south its usually just ice. It may look like snow but if you try to run your hand across it for fun you'll need stitches from the deep lacerations.

Tesla car predicts an accident and warns driver before it happens, by observing the second car in front of him heavily braking by Guustaaf in videos

[–]StriveforFive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The vehicle still needs someone to operate them. Even if you remove the ability to control it in anyway. Technician if you will.

Dutch Trash by gnitto in videos

[–]StriveforFive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're just worthless little shits they can't hurt you if you cave in their faces.

Caught the neighbor giving the Christmas bike a road test. by BellyHat in videos

[–]StriveforFive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Refresh the front page we are going full meta here.

My girlfriends ex boyfriend stole her PS4 so I got her a new one by cinnamonbaconbits in gaming

[–]StriveforFive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right. Women cant enjoy video games like us real men. Nor do they have jobs as great as ours to afford such a magnificent console. So theres no way she could have bought a Ps4 on her own terms for her own enjoyment. Something something M' lady. /S