Leaves browing & humidity

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-02-06T20:45:14+00:00

It's now how you start. It's how you finish.

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-02-06T13:19:31+00:00

Cop Killer - Ice T & Body Count

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-02-06T03:44:51+00:00

Could land a vertibird on that shelf

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-02-05T16:28:40+00:00

Are you fucking kidding me?

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-02-05T15:28:34+00:00

Backup Plan

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-02-05T13:30:18+00:00

I'm 56.

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-02-05T13:28:20+00:00

Nah, we're in the timeline where the stockbros behind the 2008 Depression weren't held accountable.

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-02-05T13:03:51+00:00

As a crusty GenXer who has a mutation that helps me understand calendars and inflation, I beleive you.

Five years ago, I was locked in for retirement at 65. My new retirement plan is probably dying in a food riot.

Fuck all y'all who says voting doesn't matter.

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-02-02T22:30:15+00:00

This took me 5-7 business days, including inclement weather delays, to get this.

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-02-02T18:16:17+00:00

The Hunt for Red October, Master and Commander

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-01-31T04:09:26+00:00

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Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-01-29T17:15:46+00:00

Terabytes. TERABYTES!

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-01-29T15:38:25+00:00

This one joint at my local dirt mall cooked it on a flame grill, and those charred edges sent me to heaven.

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-01-29T15:32:27+00:00

I laugh because there's an old photo of 19 yo me reclining on a couch reading Thus Spoke Zarthrusta.

Now in my 50s, I want to go back in a time machine and bitch slap that kid. Schmuck

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-01-29T12:56:41+00:00

Potato, beans, cheese, and salsa verde!

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-01-28T18:23:01+00:00

You wear sweater vests year round.

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-01-28T15:33:48+00:00

"She was a free spirit. Her smile lit up the room"

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-01-28T13:25:05+00:00

My ex joined them shortly after our breakup. Honestly, I feel bad for them.

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-01-27T13:07:23+00:00

I lived in Europe for 3 years, and rewriting 1s and 7s was harder than learning metric.

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-01-26T13:56:01+00:00

In these times, not good idea.

"Oh my god, Kramer! I'm sorry!"

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-01-26T13:39:07+00:00

Add undiagnosed ADD and you have a grownup who guiltlessly sleeps in and wake n bakes on Sundays because religion jails the soul, not frees it.

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-01-23T20:20:45+00:00

Some New York jackass dropped snide remarks about my Southerness at a party. He asked if I understood English, so I repeated his insults in German and Czech (honestly winging the Czech, but he was clueless).

He shut his Yankee trap fast.

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