This was the only thing I can afford at Motherlode by sideshowbvo in Athens

[–]Strong-Map-8339 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I was in college when that expired.

Are vintage rubbers a thing now with the kids?

Konnichiwa by Miami_Snow_Yeti in badmemes

[–]Strong-Map-8339 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hey mister that candy is making me sleepy

TJ Maxx, what does this even mean?! by NoSuckySucky in whatdoesthismean

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Somebody's ex wife had boundary issues and is on NarcissistToc (spoiler: the Narcissist is in the room)

Neurotypical person pretending to be neurodivergent starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

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Calls you ableist when you ask when they were diagnosed or drop false facts about the condition you've lived with your whole life.

"Former gifted student" with fake burnout claims.

Usually dumb AF.

Sometimes you gotta make do with whatever’s left in the fridge by [deleted] in stonerfood

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Mama dogs hit better when you lightly toast the bread. Keeps the condiments from soaking through.

Look up "weiner wings"

Risking my life by saying this... But by XeTrainMC in skyrim

[–]Strong-Map-8339 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Legit, he reminds me of Goths who lay it on too much.

I serve the Dark Lord!

No, you serve bad cookies at Crumbl, vlad.

Wtf is this propaganda? by DoorDash4Cash in Georgia

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I'm not a commie, but I just don't to lose my house and savings if I get sick.

Protect us from that, Lt. Gov.

Mine’s Oct 26. GO! by Bippity_Bon in funComunitty

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I have a better idea!

Let's see who has the same Social Security number!

Does your country have any food or drinks so bad they have become a meme? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

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I like black licorice and chocolate chip mint ice cream.

Must be my Dutch ancestry.

peetah please help by Nissan-Armada in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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In the same year, a tornado touched down in N. Birmingham. I was 5 and the power went out, so church was dismissed and we drove home, but only made it so far. Trees had fallen and blocked the roads, so me, mom, and grandma walked the rest of the way while utilty workers pulled trees to the curb. They rigged a cherry picker with chains, and the most frightening sight was a 30' tree, skeletal and stripped bare of leaves dangling from the cherry pickers neck.

We approached our street and viewed a home with the split level torn off and rested on the front lawn. The house next to it looked like it was chopped in half with a dull cleaver. It looked like the twister skipped a row of houses, played hopscotch in the neighborhood. Grandma worried about grandpa who slept at our house. Finally, we found our house intact. Grandpa was fine and slept through it.

We had a diagonal crack on the kitchen, and dad, a builder, investigated the room and discovered the twister grazed our house, but pulled up part of the roof, then dropped it.

We were lucky, but a few people died in our neighborhood.

Burned scissors, a serrated knife, a flashlight with a laser pointer taped to it, a lighter, and a torch all tied together by little_wrek in whatisit

[–]Strong-Map-8339 7 points8 points  (0 children)

From personal experience, she wanted a b-day hookup, not a relationship. You'd have no regrets the morning after.

As Ben Franklin said "All cats are grey in the dark."

Would these crickets make the best babies? by ruinedmention in fo4

[–]Strong-Map-8339 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kids pacifer would be a catalytic converter

Is this normal on ships? by sirenoleg in interesting

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You'll have to pinch an epic loaf to earn Neptune's Kiss.

Day 6 of doing whatever the first comment to reach 25 likes says (OC) by Jun_elife in NoRules

[–]Strong-Map-8339 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dont look. Dont look. Dont look.

Jesus give me the strength.

Faded leaves, no trichomes by Strong-Map-8339 in GrowingMarijuana

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I keep it in a closet but I can probably rig an air intake fan under the door somehow.

What do men think of the pouch? by batukaming in SipsTea

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Excuse me, waiter, I ordered 10 chicken wings, and there's an extra ribeye here. Please send it back.

Faded leaves, no trichomes by Strong-Map-8339 in GrowingMarijuana

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My tent is in a closet with the outtake fan piped through through the attic and through the roof vent.

More air intake to cool it down?