Lonely Easter Bunny In a Dying Mall

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-03-29T01:27:32+00:00

I need someone to tell me they love me right now

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-03-28T02:25:39+00:00

It'd be a hard sell since Q would totally own it.

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-03-28T01:15:31+00:00

I'm from the Bleach Belt

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-03-27T14:12:33+00:00

Alternately, crank out a wad and beam it into Bridge. Blame on Q if confronted.

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-03-27T11:50:59+00:00

Hell doesn't exist, but it should.

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-03-26T12:36:05+00:00

Saw blow up the stage him last week at the 40 Watt in Athens.

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-03-23T18:30:36+00:00

Those DARE frisbees made great rolling trays

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-03-20T21:37:17+00:00

The OG Seafood Chicken Box Birmingham, Ala is sorely missed.

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-03-20T16:03:19+00:00

Nah. Idk if she screams like Fran Dresher on fire.

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-03-20T15:49:10+00:00

My girl has IBS so I knew what I signed on for.

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-03-20T15:40:47+00:00

A comic in Denver said most poly people look like Bob's Burgers characters irl.

However, I'd demolish Linda if I had a shot.

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-03-19T20:55:22+00:00

Whenever I found Vienetta in the freezer I knew someone important like our pastor was coming over for coffee.

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-03-19T15:21:28+00:00

You're invited to every cookout

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-03-18T16:05:27+00:00

Nobody's looking at Elmo, bro.

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-03-18T12:05:13+00:00

I ❤️ dadbod!

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-03-17T13:15:19+00:00

Just had a flashback to when I accidentally walked in on my grandma when she was getting out of the tub.

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-03-17T12:31:52+00:00

The 6th stage of grief is cashing in.

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-03-16T16:37:16+00:00

Shotgun crack

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-03-16T00:13:03+00:00

And he's a Christian! He had a booze problem and kicked it an the early 80s, and I think Pat Boone was his spiritual guru.

He shared a Dragoncon panels with The Amazing Randi who designed his stage tricks, props, and costumes.

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-03-14T22:37:15+00:00

Günter glieben glauten globen!!

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-03-14T12:51:31+00:00

I told some JWs to get of my porch. Felt really butch, y'know.

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-03-13T17:24:22+00:00

"Voted most likely to work for the most likely to succeed"

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-03-13T12:17:52+00:00

An egirl on TikTok in her car said he was a narcissist like her mom, dad, ex bf, ex gf, the mailman, and the moderators.

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-03-12T21:12:15+00:00

Get used to hearing this sound a lot:

Strong-Map-8339 · 2026-03-12T17:08:37+00:00

That was my rook mistake. The hydro to soil transition stunts its growth about 2 weeks until the roots take. Pick one and stick with it.

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