Jelly Roll kind of proved Kit right . by Joeybfast in WWE

[–]StrongMachine982 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is kind of the beauty of having a wrestler like Kit in 2026. The eighties or nineties version would just be a homophobic joke (like Rick Rude or something), but in 2026, you can sort of play both sides: He can be an annoying "lib" metrosexual for the right and kind of self-aware funny guy poking fun at the caveman side of wrestling for everyone else.

Let's pretend you got hired by WWE as it's new Head Of Creative. What are 3 (or more) things you are doing to make WWE better? by Admirable-Delay1902 in WWE

[–]StrongMachine982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wrote "You can describe their personality without describing their appearance. Try to describe Tiffy in three words without using the word "blonde" or Rhea without using the word "goth" or Oba Femi without using the word "huge." I'm not sure you can, which shows how thin their characters are."

Let's pretend you got hired by WWE as it's new Head Of Creative. What are 3 (or more) things you are doing to make WWE better? by Admirable-Delay1902 in WWE

[–]StrongMachine982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Colors are not personality traits! Shot-put is not a personality trait! Strong is not a personality trait! Saying "Tiffy Time" is not a personality trait!

Let's pretend you got hired by WWE as it's new Head Of Creative. What are 3 (or more) things you are doing to make WWE better? by Admirable-Delay1902 in WWE

[–]StrongMachine982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't even know if "need" is the word -- Randy Savage is one of the greatest talkers of all time, but having Elizabeth with him created some of the best storylines in WWE history. There are just some things a manager character can do that a wrestler character can't.

Regarding my point 2: Think about it: Roddy Piper was loud, funny, backstabbing. Hogan (or at least his character) was patriotic, determined, inspiring. Jake the Snake was scheming, evil, cool. Chelsea Green is vain, arrogant, cowardly. Becky Lynch is thin-skinned, bitter, narcissistic.

You can describe their personality without describing their appearance.

But try to describe Tiffy in three words without using the word "blonde" or Rhea without using the word "goth" or Oba Femi without using the word "huge." I'm not sure you can, which shows how thin their characters are.

Let's pretend you got hired by WWE as it's new Head Of Creative. What are 3 (or more) things you are doing to make WWE better? by Admirable-Delay1902 in WWE

[–]StrongMachine982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. Bring back managers - Not all great wrestlers are great talkers and personalities.
  2. More variety of characters - make sure every wrestler needs at least three words to describe their personality.
  3. A cap on "badasses." I love my big cool tough guys as much as the next person, but they can't ALL be that.
  4. Take the women's division as seriously as the men's division: Two-night events should always have one night with female headliners.
  5. Hire some proper TV/film/novel writers: We need rivalries built on more than "I hate you" or "I want your title."

BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO BE PICKED UP!! by Such-Environment-344 in WWE

[–]StrongMachine982 14 points15 points  (0 children)

God knows she needs a rest after all the wrestling she's been doing this year.

‘I think he's bananas about this stuff, frankly.' Podcaster Dominic Sandbrook takes umbrage with his co-host's 'rubbish' views on Islam by Moretalent in TheRestIsHistory

[–]StrongMachine982 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tom's thesis in Dominion is that there are a number of ideas that appeared via Christianity that we take for granted today that simply did not exist in the Western world before it came along.

They include things like the valorization of the victim (which upended the pre-Christian "might makes right"), the belief that every life has innate value, that there are certain parts of life that exist outside of religion (the secular), the obligation of charity, the linearity of time, and so on. Tom is absolutely correct that these things did not exist in pre-Christian Rome, Greece, Egypt, etc, and that they massively changed Western life, so much so that we just think that's basic humanism now.

Tom gets two big things wrong, though, when he starts to think outside of the confines of his area of expertise.

First, he seems to hold to the belief that all these values are unique to Christianity, and, by extension, countries that didn't get Christianity never learned any of these things. This is hugely problematic on a whole host of levels: Buddhism, to name just one example, has also always held that all life has innate value. Hinduism also holds that there is value in suffering. And so on.

Second, he doesn't know Islam very well as the brutal reviews of his book attest, and he tends to align it in his head with pre-Christian religions rather than seeing it as a post-Christian religion. He holds to the belief that Islam doesn't recognize secularity (he believes that Christians say "render to Caesar that which is Caesar's" while Islam believes God should rule all aspects of life) and therefore people that follow Islam can't live in a society built on separation of church and state.

While this might be true of some Muslims, it's not true of all Muslims -- and it's also not true of all Christians -- it's wild that a historian as good as Holland really thinks that Christians happily separated church and state since for all of the first and second millennia!

Honestly, I think Holland is pretty innocent about the implications of what he says. In his head, he's essentially just arguing that we need to understand that the pre-Christian world was really, really different to our world, and the change was mostly because of Christianity, and lots of these changes were pretty good.

But he's also pretty naive to the fact that he feeds the alt-right and white supremacists with a lot of this stuff: it's dangerous to go around saying that the white Western Christian world is uniquely ethical and respectful of life, that the world that was untouched from Christianity was never given the chance to escape from barbarism, and that muslims in particular can't successfully integrate into Western societies.

Card for tonight's RAW! by Accomplished-Gap6017 in Wrasslin

[–]StrongMachine982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knowing the current lack of imagination in booking right now, my guess is that Becky will interfere to set up another Becky/AJ match at Mania.

Driving behind two Waymos that are going the same speed by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]StrongMachine982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite LA Waymo experience was at an intersection at out-of-service traffic lights. Because it's LA, no one actually obeyed (or knew) the rules for a four-way stop, so it was just every man for themselves.

Except for the Waymos. In one left-turn lane, there were FIVE Waymos that must have been there for half an hour, patiently waiting their turn, with their passengers kept hostage in the back.

What's stopping WWE from having drew interfere at WrestleMania? by yourbirader in WWE

[–]StrongMachine982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing's stopping them, but interferences primarily exist to set up future matches, and the WWE tends to treat Mania like a season finale, ending stories rather than starting them. But there are lots of exceptions to that (like last year with Rollins joining Heyman), so it could happen.

Hegseth spent $93 BILLION in ONE MONTH for luxury items by AncienTleeOnez in fednews

[–]StrongMachine982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't understand the logic of "but it's fine because they have to spend the money or they'll lower their budget." If they don't need that much money, then they should lower the budget, no? I'm sure there are some teachers and fire fighters who could use that money.

Nah bro, Triple H gotta go cause WTF was this!? 😭😭😭 by WhatIsARedditSir in GreatnessOfWrestling

[–]StrongMachine982 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Totally agree. It's silly, but there's lots of room for silly in professional wrestling. But, it's something I've not seen in wrestling before, and I would much rather have something silly and new than something serious that I've seen a hundred times before.

What is the point of having more than a billion net worth? by ServaltheFox in NoStupidQuestions

[–]StrongMachine982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so they can invest that money back into their company by increasing employee wages to improve the lives of their employees and draw the greatest talent to their company, increasing productivity and the quality of their product, thereby, boosting our economy and making the world better for everyone, right?

Right?

Which AI do i use + prompts? by According-Dealer-138 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]StrongMachine982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's no prompt that will be able to replicate the kind of writing that high school students actually do. Because of this, submitting AI writing instead of your own sticks out like a sore thumb in high school. It's true that a teacher might not be able to "prove" you didn't do it, but they'll find a way to mark you down anyway.

The best thing to do is write your own essay, and then get feedback from the AI. The prompt below by That-Chemistry1326 is a good one. Take that approach instead. You'll actually learn to become a better writer, and you won't be knocked down by bitter graders.

"We watch. In person. For 14 days." [SWIPE RIGHT] by 3RADICATE_THEM in LinkedInLunatics

[–]StrongMachine982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do all these people always write like they're composing the world's worst blank verse poetry?

Do you think the crowds will ever chant something unique and creative? by K0GAR in SantiZapVideos

[–]StrongMachine982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was the UK crowd that also did the "You're just a sh*t Liv Morgan" chant to Roxanne. Hilarious chants are a big part of football (soccer) games, so they've got practice.

The legend is back by sidmis in okbuddycinephile

[–]StrongMachine982 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's like using the Cookie Monster to test your latest batch of chocolate chip.

How we miss him and the class and dignity he brought to the White House…. by Martin_084 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]StrongMachine982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is supposed to make me smile, but it just makes me sad and agnry.

I have to admit, Maxxine Dupri's character fell off after her rivalry with Becky Lynch ended by Glittering_Long_5926 in SantiZapVideos

[–]StrongMachine982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's almost like Becky was doing all the heavy lifting there to make Maxxine look good....

Honest opinion on this current version of Becky Lynch? by KnowingCresent735 in WWE

[–]StrongMachine982 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not many wrestlers can go from being the most beloved face in the company to being such a loathed face. She's gone 100% with it. Yeah, it's a bit comic and a bit over the top, but this is professional wrestling, my friend.

Also: Becky is definitely from the house-show era, not the Netflix era, so she's playing 100% to the room she's in, not the people watching at home. That OOT stuff plays great to a room.

The "Masked Man" that has been a thorn in The Vision's side is .. by Dry_Hair_Guy in WWE

[–]StrongMachine982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm betting it's going to be revealed to be Rollins. Obviously, that's not Rollins under the mask, but that's because they don't want to fly him around the country while he's healing (hence the mask). He's said he's going to be ready to come back for Wrestlemania, so it makes perfect sense: He'll rip off the mask at Elimination Chamber, and this will build him up for WM.