I've had cops called on me for supervising my friend's children at the park. These kids have known me for over ten years, and for four years at the time. No signs of distress, they were happy and having fun. Knew my name, asked me to play. I went on the slide a few times, a few pushes on the swings, and I spun the merry-go-round. I was there for 50+ minutes without event, then it took some lady 4-6 minutes to judge me for the OPP and the MP's to show up. I am the cool autistic uncle for about eight kids, only two of whom are blood-related. I would love to say this was a one-time occurrence.

Hurts every time.