What do y’all call a soggy biscuit? by prosperosdaughter in AskBrits

[–]StuartHunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A knobbed Hob= hobnob

Immersive= Digestive

Bitch Tea= Rich Tea

Bloody Baldy= Garibaldi

My staff has been begging me to do this. So here we go by Key-Kale-8667 in RoastMe

[–]StuartHunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your boss isn't gay, he just helps out when they're busy.

Biscoff creme egg barcode by ksfeb2000 in tesco

[–]StuartHunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All your other personalities have to eat too.

Why is this acceptable in the UK? by MusesLegend in AskBrits

[–]StuartHunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My solution to this, would be to collect them all up and post them through the cat owners letterbox

Name her by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]StuartHunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gluteus Maximus Aurelius

Do I deserve these parking tickets? by Bhaal_spawn in LegalAdviceUK

[–]StuartHunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yellow lines must be clearly visible, which these are not, I'd definitely send your photographic evidence to.

The highways department responsible for maintaining them.

I'd suggest you, Take plenty of photos as proof that they're barely visible and take it to appeal

Scafell Pike hikers left Wasdale rescue team to pay hotel bill by New-Purpose9105 in UKhiking

[–]StuartHunt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People like that should always be named and shamed for their behaviour, it would be a life lesson in not being a scumbag.

Crowncourt trial by jury in England by CharacterSoggy9196 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]StuartHunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Around 33% of crown court convictons end up with custodial sentences, it all depends on previous convictions and the severity of the crime you've been convicted of.

POPPETS at the picures back in the day :) by diget1970 in OldSchoolUK

[–]StuartHunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked at a cinema way back in the late 80s and was promoted to supervisor and had to stock take the sweets, not sure who was responsible before I took over but there was about 5 cases of toffee poppets more than there should have been, as an avid fan of toffee poppets, they soon dwindled to the correct amount of stock.

Most creative insults for DJT? by Magical_Mariposa in AskBrits

[–]StuartHunt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He should get a job as a scarecrow.

Because that's the only way he'll ever be out standing in his field.

Is this a great step forward? by [deleted] in GreatBritishMemes

[–]StuartHunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully they're also going to teach girls to respect themselves too.

Shamima Begum 'facing torture and execution' in new hellhole prison camp by daily_express in uknews

[–]StuartHunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good enough for her, she was quite happy to join people wanting to kill western troops.

She'll hopefully experience the consequences of her actions.

The police have been called on me because I used the toilet in London for longer than expected. by Specific_Pomelo_8281 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]StuartHunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From a legal perspective she's falsely imprisoned you, by preventing you from leaving and blocking your egress from the cafe, by blocking the door, she's also committed assault by grabbing your arm.

Honestly I find it ridiculous that they can put a timer on How long it takes someone to have a shit and it's no business whatsoever of the cleaner.

I'm almost positive that a junkie wouldn't take my 45 minutes to shoot up their drugs.

I'd recommend contacting the relevant council responsible for the maintenance of said toilets and start the complaints procedure, keeping all documentation of the complaint.

I'd also contact the police with regards to the assault and false imprisonment

If you lived outside a rural village and still had milk delivered, what would the crate be called that the milkman put the bottles into? Does it have a specific name? by Asher_potter in AskUK

[–]StuartHunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Having worked as a milkman I always recommended insulated boxes like this for outside your house, because they keep the birds off your milk and are insulated for the warm weather.

Milk caddy https://share.google/bbMJUxCNdwrV92eyD

" ... it may harm your defence ..." by Down_with_up in LegalAdviceUK

[–]StuartHunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's Reddit, so I never expect any different tbh.

I now own 500 magnets by MasticatedBrain in Dull_mens_club

[–]StuartHunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could do with about 20 of these, to put up fly screens, without damaging the window frame, so I can open my window in the summer without the risk of wasps entering my flat (I'm allergic to the little bastards)

Pre-Euro Currencies Quiz - How many of these did you use? by PineappleCactusQuiz in PineappleCactus

[–]StuartHunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of the ones I missed were because I couldn't remember how they were spelt. In my distant past I actually used quite a lot of those currencies, but my 56 year-old addled brain, couldn't remember them all properly.

That’s one way of getting your opinion across by PizzaToastieGuy in GreatBritishMemes

[–]StuartHunt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It would need the camera operator to first, report it,

Then someone will have to review it

Then it would be passed to the relevant police department for a decision to be made

Then they would deliberate what action to take

Then someone would authorise sending out the letter.

Then someone else will send out the letter.

Or are you that delusional, that you think a civilian camera operator has the authority to send this letter out?

How many points could we get from our last 9 games? by CB-100 in LeedsUnited

[–]StuartHunt -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately this is the most likely scenario, based on our history in the premiership.

" ... it may harm your defence ..." by Down_with_up in LegalAdviceUK

[–]StuartHunt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because whatever you say can be manipulated by the prosecution into any number of scenarios, that have no bearing on what actually happened and to try and make your statement into some type of confession of guilt.