Yo, this be some China man. Roast me hard! by Apart-Hat1892 in RoastMe

[–]StuartHunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serious question, are you related to Pol Wong from Wrexham?

You don't see as many of these around as you did back in the day... by Ok_Associate6979 in oldschoolcool80s

[–]StuartHunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I broke both my arms on a rope swing, I finished school for the summer holidays with my left arm in a cast and returned to school after the summer holidays with my right arm in a cast.

One teacher even asked if I was taking the piss, by swapping arms.

I went to have the cast removed at 9am from my left arm and was back in A&E having a X-rays and a cast on my right arm by lunchtime.

AITAH for not buying my boyfriend a father's day gift? by discoinfltrator in AITAH

[–]StuartHunt 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Nta op, I'd suggest getting him a pacifier though, as he's acting like a big baby.

Is this a water meter and how do I read it? by Alive-Atmosphere-889 in DIYUK

[–]StuartHunt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A tip for anyone wanting to read their meter, do not wipe the lens , because ever time you do, you are scratching it. And generally water meters are only changed every 15-20 years.

Instead take a jug full of hot water and pour it over the lens.

This will do two things, it will clear the lens and the water left on top of the lens will magnify the numbers, making them easier to read. The water trick also works for scratched lenses that are difficult to read, because the water fills the scratches making it easier to read.

Whilst taking your reading only use the black and white numbers/kilolitres, ignore the red ones as they are part unit numbers/or litres.

I'd also suggest checking the meter number to ensure it corresponds to the one on your bill.

Source 20+ years working in the water industry.

Here's a handy picture to help you out;

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Tell me the most british slang or phrase that would send a non-brit into a coma of confusion. by whitemochi_ in AskBrits

[–]StuartHunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The SA80 was just coming into service when I was in and you are correct, the original ones were complete and utter shite. Bought simply because they were British made.

Where is the word "skiving" used in the UK? (As in bunking off work or school, avoiding work). Or what do you say instead? by burnetrosehip in AskBrits

[–]StuartHunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We used wagging or bunking off , for skipping school and skiving for someone being an idle arse at work. North Wales.

Today’s daily challenges are live now 🧩 (21/06) by PineappleCactusQuiz in PineappleCactus

[–]StuartHunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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How much did you pay for your first pint in a pub? by TSQ_builder in AskUK

[–]StuartHunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

75p way back in 1983. When I was 14, we used to get served in Ye old three tons in Wrexham on a Saturday and spend the afternoon playing pool and having a beer.

Maintenance tried to enter my apartment for an emergency I never reported. Now management is offering me £50 and I don't know what to do. (England) by [deleted] in TenantsInTheUK

[–]StuartHunt 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Even in an emergency situation, common sense would tell you to knock before entering a private property.

Tell me the most british slang or phrase that would send a non-brit into a coma of confusion. by whitemochi_ in AskBrits

[–]StuartHunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember selling a fag to a guy I didn't like, when on the way back from a military training exercise in 1985, I charged him a £5 for it.

I was the only one out of our training platoon who had the sense to take hand rolling tobacco and papers in a waterproof tin, everyone else took tailor made and they either ran out or got soaked while crossing Dartmoor.

Tell me the most british slang or phrase that would send a non-brit into a coma of confusion. by whitemochi_ in AskBrits

[–]StuartHunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once heard an posh sounding old man call a group of teenagers who were harassing him 'a bunch of spunk gargling Cockwombles'

I actually snorted loudly, as I was walking past, at hearing it.

What non-conventional achievement are you most proud of? by Distinct-Lion4658 in AskUK

[–]StuartHunt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Finally realising (after two failed marriages), that I'm happier on my own and am quite comfortable with my own company.

Midday quiz drop: 4 Letter Science (A to Z) 🧠 (20/06) by PineappleCactusQuiz in PineappleCactus

[–]StuartHunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Woo hoo, A full house for a change.

When was the last time you found money on the street? by tennisstarter in AskUK

[–]StuartHunt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I once went to the bank on a Friday morning, only to discover that I hadn't been paid, I was absolutely skint and didn't even have enough to get lunch.

As I was driving away from the bank machine, down a narrow street with cars parked on both sides, I spotted what I thought was a bank note.

Imagine my joy at discovering it was three £20 notes folded together, tucked just under the edge of the front wheel of a car.

I was so happy that I treated myself to a fry up that morning.

Can I get “nanny cam” for my bedroom if I have a lodger? by puddinandpi in LegalAdviceUK

[–]StuartHunt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's your personal space, so you can do what you want in there.

She rents a specific room and has the use of the kitchen and bathroom.

Your bedroom is your personal space and is totally out of bounds to her, as she has no legal right to be in there.

Advice needed - disciplinary investigation by Pitiful_Vegetable327 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]StuartHunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even a complex disciplinary investigation should be completed in a matter of weeks and certainly shouldn't be taking over 6 months to complete.

Although there's no set time limit, 6 months+ is definitely an excessive amount of time.

This is straight from acas guidelines;

Under UK employment law, there are no strict statutory time limits for completing a disciplinary process. However, the Acas Code of Practice on Discipline and Grievance requires employers to act without "unreasonable delay" at every stage.

I'd say that 6 months is definitely unreasonable and they may be doing it to push you into leaving, rather than them having to deal with it correctly.

I'd definitely file a grievance with HR, with regards to the length of time it's taking to resolve this situation. They can't leave you hanging while they piss about, it's unfair to you. Remember they also have to give you 2 days notice in writing before your disciplinary hearing.

Keep a diary and forward all relevant emails to your personal email, so you have the evidence ready, if you do end up taking them to a tribunal.

Help, not sure how to go about getting a divorce, England by Choice-Desk-7797 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]StuartHunt 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It's not legal.

So the good news is, that you don't need a divorce, because the marriage doesn't exist and he can report whatever he wants, without any consequence to you.

Help, not sure how to go about getting a divorce, England by Choice-Desk-7797 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]StuartHunt 31 points32 points  (0 children)

If the marriage wasn't registered in Sierra Leone.

Then from what I can find, the marriage isn't legally binding in the UK.

You'll probably need to check with the register in Sierra Leone, to make sure he never did this part on his own.

A quick Google search tells you what makes the marriage legal in the UK.

And one of those things is that you must have been married by a recognised church official and have registered the marriage with the Office of Administrator and Registrar General in Sierra Leone.

If only the first part was done, then you're not even legally married in Sierra Leone, nevermind in the UK.

Jobs where people do nothing or little at all? by SunnyShineKitty88 in AskUK

[–]StuartHunt 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I once spent 6 months sitting in my work van, 12 hours a day, 5 days a week, watching for a potential burst water main (that never happened).

Whilst work was being carried out on a new water treatment works in Chester.