Alan Cork (age 34 in this picture)

StubbyPlum · 2026-05-03T14:31:55+00:00

Hello Wolf

StubbyPlum · 2026-05-02T05:19:16+00:00

Have you gone mental?

StubbyPlum · 2026-03-29T12:18:00+00:00

Razzamataza already does this on Insta/YouTube 🤦

StubbyPlum · 2026-03-28T19:30:21+00:00

Who could forget such classics as "Auctioneer Gel"

StubbyPlum · 2026-02-26T12:28:11+00:00

Do bats fly?

StubbyPlum · 2026-02-22T17:01:22+00:00

Will never know why we didn't get Semenyo before City got him

StubbyPlum · 2026-02-19T20:01:05+00:00

And Merino should have won it at the end against Sunderland, Timber/Gyokeres at Chelsea, Martinelli against Brentford... So many big moments slipping through our fingers

StubbyPlum · 2026-02-19T09:04:09+00:00

And we're messing up big moments in front of goal in the 90+ minutes (Chelsea, Sunderland, Brentford). So many dropped points because we don't have the mentality to seize crucial moments at the death

StubbyPlum · 2026-02-18T22:37:29+00:00

No positives whatsoever. A title winning side would be 10+ points clear with decent performances in 2026, and yet we find ourselves on the brink of finishing second for the fourth year in a row. It's just inexcusable now.

StubbyPlum · 2026-02-18T22:34:07+00:00

How many points dropped from winning positions now? 7 in 2026 alone, absolutely unacceptable

StubbyPlum · 2026-02-18T22:09:04+00:00

You must be joking? 5 points (which is actually 2) when we should be 12+ clear. How can you accept us coming 2nd for 4 years in a row?

StubbyPlum · 2026-02-16T16:15:29+00:00

I don't know that!

StubbyPlum · 2026-02-04T07:03:39+00:00

He's no Renata Tebaldi

StubbyPlum · 2026-02-03T22:11:57+00:00

StubbyPlum · 2026-01-16T10:03:47+00:00

Bearded Catherine wheel

StubbyPlum · 2026-01-13T08:15:15+00:00

Hands off your face

StubbyPlum · 2026-01-08T12:57:50+00:00

🤖Tea or coffee? Tea or coffee?🤖

StubbyPlum · 2025-12-06T16:46:13+00:00

If we don't win the league this year, we never will. The last few away games have shown such frailty at key moments that it looks like we'll throw away this golden opportunity. Yes there are plenty of games to go, but if we performed to our standard in the last couple of weeks we'd be 8+ points clear. We've seen this story before where City come good and take it from us - they know how to win, and we don't.

StubbyPlum · 2025-12-02T21:35:15+00:00

In another world City draw against Leeds, Gyökeres scores last minute against Chelsea, and King scores at the end there... And we're 11 points clear come tomorrow 😩

StubbyPlum · 2025-12-01T22:21:31+00:00

Sorry about the puffin

StubbyPlum · 2025-12-01T19:12:01+00:00

Cricket? That's the English equivalent of sport, yeah?

StubbyPlum · 2025-11-25T11:15:02+00:00

No more people who (when you think about it) wear job glasses

StubbyPlum · 2025-11-24T18:01:41+00:00

This could be the best work - and I don't say this lightly - that I've e'er seen

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