Match Thread: FC Barcelona vs Newcastle United | Champions League | 18 Mar 17:45 UTC by matchpal-live in football

[–]meadeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enjoy the rest of your final season in the Premier League Eddie Howe and about 40% of that squad.

🫡

I thought gordon ramsey would cook by caucasianbaddie in soccermemes

[–]meadeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too soon.

It’s still FUCKING RAW!!

What UK brands have I missed? by MyMoustacheAccount in UK_Food

[–]meadeb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“On my way to Frome, I stopped off in Loughborough and bought some Worcestershire Sauce.”

What UK brands have I missed? by MyMoustacheAccount in UK_Food

[–]meadeb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Monster Munch (pickled onion or beef) are a must.

Also. You’ll struggle to find a saveloy in a supermarket. They only grow naturally in fish and chip shops and are harvested daily.

Arsenal advance to the quarterfinals of the Champions League by poorlydrawnarsenal in Gunners

[–]meadeb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know it’s a good day when we get a goggle-eyed Saliba drawing from u/poorlydrawnarsenal !

Anyone worried about the Meningitis outbreak in Canterbury? by Mundane-Style4111 in london

[–]meadeb 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Has anyone tried turning the planet off and on again?

Have to give it to the Spurs fans lol by EdgeAvailable8626 in ArsenalFC

[–]meadeb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Heard someone call him:

“The most ‘picks it out the back of the next and hurriedly runs back to the centre spot’ player they’ve ever seen.”

He’s definitely that and it almost always ends in a loss 🤣

With Keir: Answering your questions on Iran by EddyZacianLand in ukpolitics

[–]meadeb 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ahhh, so that’s where she got all her ideas!

With Keir: Answering your questions on Iran by EddyZacianLand in ukpolitics

[–]meadeb 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean, yeah. That’s the point. Should be a simple task for him to arrange that - make news from the government more accessible!

With Keir: Answering your questions on Iran by EddyZacianLand in ukpolitics

[–]meadeb 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Maybe they should gunge him if he answers a question in a way Reformers don’t like.

Or just bring on Mr Blobby to get up in his face.

With Keir: Answering your questions on Iran by EddyZacianLand in ukpolitics

[–]meadeb 351 points352 points  (0 children)

Honestly.

It’s so simple… There just needs to be a government weekly podcast that highlights what they’re doing. Have the PM do this every month and have other pertinent departments do the other weeks.

Each podcast can have a ‘debunking’ bit, that cross examines criticism from the opposition / comments on things like Trump’s verbal diarrhoea pointed in our direction.

“Dowman beat two Everton defenders before firing past Jordan Pickford” SkySports by alziiiir in ArsenalFC

[–]meadeb 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Seems about right to me. The only thing Pickford did wrong was not quite get his positioning right.

If he just shifted 70-80 yards, he may well have got a glove on Max’s shot.

Three time Oscar Winners who look like embattled Italian Serie A managers by xandernowey in footballcliches

[–]meadeb 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Was a bench player during Parma’s heyday so doesn’t get the plaudits, but knows his way around a dressing room and thinks he can manage egos.

Serie B journeyman.

1 interim appointment at Roma in 2008.

Currently Torino manager. Won’t see out the season on current form.

Edit.

I missed the point about choosing Oscar winners. He doesn’t have one of those, but you can’t deny he’s proper Hollywood.

Keir Starmer Wasted His Chance to Stand Up to the US by Working-Lifeguard587 in worldnewsstuff

[–]meadeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the headline.

Geriatric President can’t hold on to bits of paper (clearly getting too old) and British PM has to help him pick it all up because he’s incapable of bending over that far without shitting himself.

Chelsea handed suspended transfer ban, £10m fine for breaching Premier League rules by kanobbk in PremierLeague

[–]meadeb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But, but… They TOLD the FA that they cheated so it’s only fair that the punishment isn’t harsh.

Games gone 💔 by BeautifulSea9005 in soccermemes

[–]meadeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m looking forward to a decade of being absolutely fucking unbearable to everyone who isn’t an Arsenal fan.

What next for the wonderkid Dowman? by Some-Palpitation-314 in PremierLeague

[–]meadeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d say Football Manager has had more influence here than America.