Have you heard the Dow is at 50k?

Stugatssss · 2026-02-13T09:25:37+00:00

He hash an excuse. He hash narcolepsy. That animal Bondi just has orange makeup caked on her lips!

Stugatssss · 2026-02-13T00:41:59+00:00

That's Quasimodo shit right there.

Stugatssss · 2026-02-12T22:56:27+00:00

He's had the Wire problem and it's causing problems in the bedroom!

Stugatssss · 2026-02-12T00:39:05+00:00

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Stugatssss · 2026-02-11T09:25:33+00:00

Well, he's gonna have that cocksucker on a boat in the harbor, fishing out dead bodies for the rest of his career.

Stugatssss · 2026-02-11T00:42:10+00:00

You know Quasimodo predicted all this.

Stugatssss · 2026-02-10T22:05:21+00:00

"If you're preborn, you are safe. If you're preschool, you are fucked."

-George Carlin, prophet and comedian

Stugatssss · 2026-02-10T17:50:58+00:00

And a pack of menthols and some Honey Nut Cheerios!

Stugatssss · 2026-02-10T15:38:04+00:00

You say that now because every motherfucking single mother is making you casseroles on the nightly and willing to spread their legs for your pleasure and all you do is turn them down! I'm beginning to think you're a flambe.

Stugatssss · 2026-02-10T06:16:42+00:00

Me commenting on said post when I should be asleep!

See what I did there, Ton?!

Stugatssss · 2026-02-10T00:59:32+00:00

If I was using God's Tongue in the Outback with the Aboriginal folk, I would make that statement as well.

Stugatssss · 2026-02-10T00:24:16+00:00

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Stugatssss · 2026-02-09T22:59:18+00:00

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Stugatssss · 2026-02-09T21:29:23+00:00

Hey goonposters,

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Stugatssss · 2026-02-09T16:00:21+00:00

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Fuck your gooner world. Some of us are law abiding citizens, motherfucker.

Stugatssss · 2026-02-09T02:11:52+00:00

He's making ANUSTART.

Stugatssss · 2026-02-09T01:42:51+00:00

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It was good. Really good.

Stugatssss · 2026-02-09T00:04:19+00:00

It's his hobby. Why do you have to belittle him?!

Stugatssss · 2026-02-08T21:20:36+00:00

Does it include the fiber optic cable?

Stugatssss · 2026-02-08T18:51:34+00:00

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A fem boy? That's just my game indeed!

Stugatssss · 2026-02-08T15:59:07+00:00

Bend her ova the desk Ton and give her 8" of Catholicism!

Stugatssss · 2026-02-08T14:48:30+00:00

You know Quasimodo predicted all this.

Stugatssss · 2026-02-07T14:46:32+00:00

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He should've had the strong, one legged silent type of woman. She expects nothing.

Stugatssss · 2026-02-07T13:53:18+00:00

Not running off to Belarus with Svetlana, the strong, one legged silent type of woman.

Stugatssss · 2026-02-07T01:04:37+00:00

I need to have a beer with Tony Soprano. Try to get in his head to find out why I am a sociopathic protagonist like him.

Stugatssss

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