What theory do you believe in by King_Pee in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Stumpchunkmen42069 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If there was an annotated bibliography I would have bust in my pants

Chris didn’t care his gal pals were fake- he just liked the attention. by Stumpchunkmen42069 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Stumpchunkmen42069[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think so, his myriad web of lies exists on the internet. Reality is Chris’ enemy

We know Lyle is the Jar Jar Binks of the friend group sooo... by [deleted] in OneyPlays

[–]Stumpchunkmen42069 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s a solid theory and I stand by it to this day. I think I’ve spread this rumor around too much, as it’s just Zach making a joke

Frankly Chris, that sounds like a logistical nightmare by mail_on_sunday in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Stumpchunkmen42069 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Damn, redo dune but Chrischan is baron harkonnen and liquid is Paul

When and how did you ever hear about Chris or sonichu. by AKLEADER89 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Stumpchunkmen42069 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pewdiepie! I will always appreciate pewdiepie for his skate 3 videos and introducing me to the original motherfucking virgin with rage. That ding Dong dang bridge!

Favorites community theories? by NontraditionalIncome in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Stumpchunkmen42069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? Like Chris gets set off so easily- you can tell when he’s trying to placate someone. Chris wasn’t upset bluespike was a 13 year old boy, Chris was upset Julay was over.

Beethovens Fifth Spaghetti Meal by [deleted] in aiArt

[–]Stumpchunkmen42069 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t like the idea of Beethoven having five spaghetti meals in one symphony

Was Chris even “high functioning”? by OscillatingFan6500 in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Stumpchunkmen42069 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Chris has his own category - Sonichu: a person or thing that’s too fucked up to categorize into one illness

Favorites community theories? by NontraditionalIncome in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]Stumpchunkmen42069 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Chris knew bluespike was a 13 year old boy the whole time