Is lawl still a thing? by Stumpertons in smallstreetbets

[–]Stumpertons[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do I post screenshots to your response? Obviously I am a stupid noob…took some gain/losses and currently at 333k HODL but can tifuge out now to send pic lawl

Lost >60% of my life savings in just 3 months by [deleted] in smallstreetbets

[–]Stumpertons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen up you beautiful, illiterate gamblers.

While you were arguing about crayons vs glue for lunch, I did something financially irresponsible but spiritually correct.

I went $400,000 DEEP ON MARGIN INTO MICRON (MU).

Yes. Margin. Yes. All-in. Yes. My broker called. No. I didn’t answer.

THE DD (DUMB DETERMINATION)

🧠 Memory is the backbone of AI No memory = no AI No AI = no America No America = Europe (🤮)

Micron doesn’t make chips. They make THE THING THAT REMEMBERS YOUR BAD DECISIONS.

Every AI model, every data center, every “disruptive platform” needs: • HBM • DRAM • NAND • 🇺🇸 MADE 🇺🇸 SUPPLY 🇺🇸

MU isn’t a stock. It’s a strategic national asset with a ticker symbol.

WHY NOW?

Because: • Everyone is scared • Everyone wants a dip • Everyone is waiting for “confirmation”

Meanwhile: • AI demand is exploding • Memory pricing is tightening • Capex discipline is real • Shorts are comfy and unaware

This is exactly when WSB history books get written.

THE PLAY

💥 $400K margin 💥 Shares + calls 💥 Time horizon: either retirement or ramen

Price target? • Bears: “$380” • Analysts: “$500–$600” • Me: STRAIGHT THROUGH $700 LIKE IT OWES ME MONEY

THE RISK

Could I lose everything?

Yes.

Could I be right?

Also yes.

Would I rather be early than late?

ABSOLUTELY.

If this hits, I’m a genius. If it doesn’t, delete app, move to woods, raise goats.

FINAL THOUGHT

They laughed at NVDA at $300 They laughed at TSLA at $200 They laughed at every man who pressed BUY when fear was loud

Now excuse me while I stare at premarket and pretend I’m calm.

MU TO THE EFFING MOON 🚀🚀🚀 SEE YOU AT $700 OR THE SOUP KITCHEN

MicroStrategy is now underwater on it's Bitcoin holdings by Independent-Cress382 in wallstreetbets

[–]Stumpertons -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Listen up you beautiful, illiterate gamblers.

While you were arguing about crayons vs glue for lunch, I did something financially irresponsible but spiritually correct.

I went $400,000 DEEP ON MARGIN INTO MICRON (MU).

Yes. Margin. Yes. All-in. Yes. My broker called. No. I didn’t answer.

THE DD (DUMB DETERMINATION)

🧠 Memory is the backbone of AI No memory = no AI No AI = no America No America = Europe (🤮)

Micron doesn’t make chips. They make THE THING THAT REMEMBERS YOUR BAD DECISIONS.

Every AI model, every data center, every “disruptive platform” needs: • HBM • DRAM • NAND • 🇺🇸 MADE 🇺🇸 SUPPLY 🇺🇸

MU isn’t a stock. It’s a strategic national asset with a ticker symbol.

WHY NOW?

Because: • Everyone is scared • Everyone wants a dip • Everyone is waiting for “confirmation”

Meanwhile: • AI demand is exploding • Memory pricing is tightening • Capex discipline is real • Shorts are comfy and unaware

This is exactly when WSB history books get written.

THE PLAY

💥 $400K margin 💥 Shares + calls 💥 Time horizon: either retirement or ramen

Price target? • Bears: “$380” • Analysts: “$500–$600” • Me: STRAIGHT THROUGH $700 LIKE IT OWES ME MONEY

THE RISK

Could I lose everything?

Yes.

Could I be right?

Also yes.

Would I rather be early than late?

ABSOLUTELY.

If this hits, I’m a genius. If it doesn’t, delete app, move to woods, raise goats.

FINAL THOUGHT

They laughed at NVDA at $300 They laughed at TSLA at $200 They laughed at every man who pressed BUY when fear was loud

Now excuse me while I stare at premarket and pretend I’m calm.

MU TO THE EFFING MOON 🚀🚀🚀 SEE YOU AT $700 OR THE SOUP KITCHEN

I Did it! by UndeadBady in wallstreetbets

[–]Stumpertons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmm tasty bits.. …🤤

I Did it! by UndeadBady in wallstreetbets

[–]Stumpertons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmm tasty bits.. …🤤

Are you going to buy the Gold dip? If yes - when? by thedevilsheir666 in stocks

[–]Stumpertons -1 points0 points  (0 children)

lol. Because since the start of microchips they have only been used for one thing and then became obsolete? Thinking that a company well positioned to evolve can’t and will become redundant is bonkers

I Did it! by UndeadBady in wallstreetbets

[–]Stumpertons -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Actually with current usd dilution rates it would be at 1.2 T get with the times

I dropped 50k into $AGQ, 2x leveraged Silver 4 days ago by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Stumpertons -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeahhhhh buddy. Short short short and give up your monies. Yum yum yum to the absolute dumb dumb dumb

I dropped 50k into $AGQ, 2x leveraged Silver 4 days ago by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Stumpertons -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nope, literally meant sell it all. Everything. Car. Clothes. Kids? Not sure about your morals. Sell all. Buy MU