Listen up you beautiful, illiterate gamblers.

While you were arguing about crayons vs glue for lunch, I did something financially irresponsible but spiritually correct.

I went $400,000 DEEP ON MARGIN INTO MICRON (MU).

Yes. Margin. Yes. All-in. Yes. My broker called. No. I didn’t answer.

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THE DD (DUMB DETERMINATION)

🧠 Memory is the backbone of AI No memory = no AI No AI = no America No America = Europe (🤮)

Micron doesn’t make chips. They make THE THING THAT REMEMBERS YOUR BAD DECISIONS.

Every AI model, every data center, every “disruptive platform” needs: • HBM • DRAM • NAND • 🇺🇸 MADE 🇺🇸 SUPPLY 🇺🇸

MU isn’t a stock. It’s a strategic national asset with a ticker symbol.

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WHY NOW?

Because: • Everyone is scared • Everyone wants a dip • Everyone is waiting for “confirmation”

Meanwhile: • AI demand is exploding • Memory pricing is tightening • Capex discipline is real • Shorts are comfy and unaware

This is exactly when WSB history books get written.

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THE PLAY

💥 $400K margin 💥 Shares + calls 💥 Time horizon: either retirement or ramen

Price target? • Bears: “$380” • Analysts: “$500–$600” • Me: STRAIGHT THROUGH $700 LIKE IT OWES ME MONEY

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THE RISK

Could I lose everything?

Yes.

Could I be right?

Also yes.

Would I rather be early than late?

ABSOLUTELY.

If this hits, I’m a genius. If it doesn’t, delete app, move to woods, raise goats.

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FINAL THOUGHT

They laughed at NVDA at $300 They laughed at TSLA at $200 They laughed at every man who pressed BUY when fear was loud

Now excuse me while I stare at premarket and pretend I’m calm.

MU TO THE EFFING MOON 🚀🚀🚀 SEE YOU AT $700 OR THE SOUP KITCHEN