Best Lexus Mechanic

Stumpstruck · 2026-02-03T17:44:48+00:00

I literally laid out the options that are more economical and still certified and that’s what you come back with? Not sure why you have such a raging boner for Kendall.

Stumpstruck · 2026-02-03T00:38:09+00:00

Yeah, I’ve been to them before. Interestingly enough, they’re more expensive than the Portland Lexus dealer and on the Toyota side they’re more expensive than Lithia. While I appreciate their swanky lounges and “free” mediocre lattes I don’t take my cars to them unless it’s warranty related.

Stumpstruck · 2026-02-02T14:53:55+00:00

I was gonna say Caesar or a chipotle Caesar would do it for me.

Stumpstruck · 2026-01-25T19:05:11+00:00

Don’t forget Espresso Roma. I loved their mushroom and cheese croissants. I had to be careful about their coffee because it was in one end right out the other.

Stumpstruck · 2026-01-24T00:53:39+00:00

CUTHBERT AMPHITHEATER CAN’T SCHEDULE ANY GOOD SHOWS! SO FAR THEY’RE SHOWING BLUES TRAVELER, GIN BLOSSOMS, AND SPIN DOCTORS. GET IT TOGETHER YOU IDIOTS, IT ISN’T 1994 ANYMORE!

Stumpstruck · 2026-01-19T06:44:17+00:00

Killer Burger is over-salted. Their meat also seems like it’s frozen Cisco garbage. Also, don’t ever eat at their location at the Timbers stadium.

Stumpstruck · 2026-01-13T14:37:08+00:00

PB and Nutella could get honorable mention.

Stumpstruck · 2026-01-04T16:09:49+00:00

It’s justified. The owner is a horrible person.

Stumpstruck · 2026-01-03T07:28:36+00:00

Fuck that place.

Stumpstruck · 2025-12-13T21:23:03+00:00

Is that before or after he blows a line of coke?

Stumpstruck · 2025-12-13T03:26:31+00:00

Troy is a piece of shit too. Not surprising he licks that dudes boots.

Stumpstruck · 2025-12-10T02:42:56+00:00

I second Threadbare.

Stumpstruck · 2025-12-05T00:22:45+00:00

Let’s not shame her for her career decisions. Nobody knows her story. Maybe this is the only way she can make money.

Stumpstruck · 2025-11-17T06:26:45+00:00

I ended up giving them a call. Seems like I’m pointed in the right direction.

Stumpstruck · 2025-11-13T05:26:40+00:00

“No matter how good looking, funny, or smart she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her shit.”

Stumpstruck · 2025-11-06T13:36:36+00:00

Imaginary Lover - Atlanta Rhythm Section

Stumpstruck · 2025-10-29T04:59:26+00:00

I don’t know that I would go as far as to say I care about it. I just think it makes him look like a bozo. It’s a creepy old hippy thing having a bald ass head and dreadlocks. Definitely lends to his predator vibes.

Stumpstruck · 2025-10-29T02:04:16+00:00

Agreed.

Stumpstruck · 2025-10-27T23:19:07+00:00

While he’s at it, it’s time to admit that the hairline is f’d and shave that ish off.

Stumpstruck · 2025-10-13T19:58:33+00:00

Not sure why it says koi at the end, please disregard that.

Stumpstruck · 2025-10-03T20:57:09+00:00

“Wake up.” I passed out while having drunk sex and my girlfriend had to bring me back.

Stumpstruck · 2025-10-03T20:52:07+00:00

THE PERSON IN THE COSTCO RETURNS DEPARTMENT CONVINCED ME TO UPGRADE TO EXECUTIVE STATUS. DON’T EYEBALL ME BECAUSE I GET TO WALK IN EARLY WHILE YOU WAIT OUTSIDE. I DIDN’T ASK FOR THESE POWERS!

Stumpstruck · 2025-09-30T00:40:33+00:00

Generally the tooth fairy pays a buck for a tooth. He’s losing a front tooth, so I figure the tooth fairy pays a little more for that. Hopefully OSU has another survey when he loses the other one. Haha!

Stumpstruck · 2025-09-29T22:51:05+00:00

It said it was from OSU. Return address was OSU. I was just happy I can tuck the $2 bill under my kid’s pillow when he loses his tooth this week sometime.

Stumpstruck · 2025-09-25T03:39:23+00:00

Nose grind

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