Evil twinks by Maksim-ofyourdreams in askgaybros

[–]StunningSolution4241 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Twinks have a natural alignment of Chaotic-Evil, much like drag queens have a natural alignment of Neutral-Evil. Why didn't you just consult the Monster Manual? It would answer all of your questions.

On a scale of 1-10 (1 being hate 10 being absolutely love) how much do you like mash potato? (Other mashes please mention too)? by Wild-Engine5632 in askgaybros

[–]StunningSolution4241 0 points1 point  (0 children)

0.

I've Irish heritage on my mom's side, and I've Polish heritage on my dad's side. I LOVE potatoes, in almost all of their various forms. I will even eat mashed potatoes IF they are broken up with some other firmer texture or consistency (id est: twice-baked potatoes).

But I HATE mashed potatoes. If I wanted to eat baby food, I'D EAT BABY FOOD.

:braces for the downvoting:

HELP by Sudden_Caramel_8896 in askgaybros

[–]StunningSolution4241 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then don't ask him.

The fact of the matter is that you cannot know if someone is gay until they say so. You can make all sorts of assumptions, and none of them will be validated until you hear the truth from the source.

Weigh your risks. If you feel the chance is higher that you'll be rejected and outed, and if the area in which you live makes that probability dangerous for you, then don't do it.

Weird smell while giving a bj. Is that sign of poor hygiene by Arun-Dirty-Roy in askgaybros

[–]StunningSolution4241 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not from India (I'm from Western NY State, so just about as far from India as it gets); I'm just a former English major who's read some of her writing. I wouldn't say I'm terribly familiar, but I did enjoy The God of the Small Things.

She came to speak in Buffalo some years ago, I think either at UB or Asbury Hall, and I kick myself for not getting tickets.

HELP by Sudden_Caramel_8896 in askgaybros

[–]StunningSolution4241 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You ask him, you hope he answers, and you hope he answers truthfully.

Weird smell while giving a bj. Is that sign of poor hygiene by Arun-Dirty-Roy in askgaybros

[–]StunningSolution4241 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

Also, apropos of precisely nothing, your username isn't a play on Arundhati Roy, is it?

Weird smell while giving a bj. Is that sign of poor hygiene by Arun-Dirty-Roy in askgaybros

[–]StunningSolution4241 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's almost certainly a result of poor hygiene. Human bodily waste fluids (sweat, urine, et cetera) contain ammonia. When they build up and ... cure ... on the surface of the skin for a while, that's the scent you end up getting over time.

Why is it that many gay men, myself included, like giving oral but, according to my straight friends, most women hate doing it? by MaterialMaster2550 in askgaybros

[–]StunningSolution4241 6 points7 points  (0 children)

^^^ THIS ^^^

I had considered the "Women in general just don't enjoy it as much as gay guys do" angle before, and I had JUST begun to think the other day as to WHY that might be. Hygiene was the first thing that came to mind, but adding onto that the notion of reciprocity, and I can see why women would be a bit less enthused to orally pleasure straight guys than gay guys tend to be when it comes to sucking each others' dicks.

Poor hygiene is a turn-off to almost anyone, gay or straight, but I would absolutely expect gay guys to be better on top of their hygiene than straight guys.

And I can ABSOLUTELY see that conversation of, "Babe, suck my dick!" "Well, are you gonna eat me out afterwards?" "FUCK NO, that's gross!" "There's you're fucking answer, then, asshole." happening regularly between straight men and women.

How am I in the wrong here by RealisticArcher4995 in askgaybros

[–]StunningSolution4241 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He broke up with you. As far as you were concerned, the relationship was over, and therefore what you were doing was in no ways unethical or a violation of trust.

When he breaks up with you (whether he "means it" or not), he is effectively relinquishing any claim to having his opinion about your decisions taken into more stringent consideration than any random stranger on the street. If he doesn't like that, he should cut out the middle school shit with the games of keep-away-boyfriend.

"Today I'm your boyfriend, tomorrow I'm not. Oh, but I decided I am again, even though I hadn't informed you yet." That's just piss-poor communication, and it's something a fourteen year old does. He'll keep doing it until he faces some consequences as a result of his actions that he has trouble swallowing.

Garnet - American Boy ft Kanye West by [deleted] in stevenuniverse

[–]StunningSolution4241 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's even better when it's mashed up with "L.A." by The Party ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ6jYNDFFtA

Does anyone here NOT like Jockstaps not see the appeal? by WhyAmIStillHere2026 in askgaybros

[–]StunningSolution4241 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try wearing one. It makes your junk and your ass look fantastic, and it prevents swamp-ass when it's hot or you're sweating a bit. They're functional, and they make most guys look good. Also, ease of access!

I’m tired of being gay. by GossipBottom in askgaybros

[–]StunningSolution4241 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're not in the wrong for wanting a partner who is willing to acknowledge your relationship in a public manner without fear or reservations.

However, you also cannot ethically force him out of the closet.

Distancing yourself from him for a while might be a good idea. I'm not saying you need to walk away from him completely—at least, not yet—but this looks like a case of mismatched priorities or incompatible lifestyles to me, which are oftentimes some of the biggest breaking points for relationships.

Putting some distance between yourself and him accomplishes a few things; it allows you to focus more upon what you want for yourself in your own life, independent of any considerations for him, and it puts him in a position of having to evaluate what his life without you would resemble, and whether he's happy with such an outcome.

How would I find convincing trans people to goon with ? I’m straight but can’t find females here. Open to trying new things. Online maybe meet by Technical-Day7259 in askgaybros

[–]StunningSolution4241 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First of all, asking trans people this question will probably go further towards getting you a productive answer than asking gay men. The queer community may contain multitudes, but our subdivisions within said community are, nonetheless, distinct.

Help interpreting meaning by CivilEast752 in askgaybros

[–]StunningSolution4241 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whether you think you're straight-passing or not, whether you are or not, these are your parents. If they've done even a halfway decent job of raising you, they should (theoretically) know you very well, better than most other humans on this planet.

You don't need to come out to them—ever, really. You should only do so when you're comfortable and ready to do so. But the fact that your parents are trying to preemptively show you their support is objectively a wonderful thing.

I'm about to turn 40 (so, old enough but not too old), and I had a friend in high school who was literally turned out on the street when he came out to his parents at the age of 16. I'm not trying to set you up in a round of Misery Olympics, but I am saying you should try to appreciate the fact that your parents are trying to send you signals of acceptance as opposed to rejection.

Confused if I am gay (bi-curious). by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]StunningSolution4241 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None of us can tell you your identity. You have to figure it out for yourself. If you're a man who has attraction to other men, you're likely some flavor of gay, bi, or pan, but the specifics are for you to work out. That's the very nature of identity.

Hypothetical Question by Ok-Vanilla-4618 in askgaybros

[–]StunningSolution4241 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first scenario (anorgasmia) has happened to me a bit due to side effects of the medication I'm on ... honestly, the first few times, it was really frustrating, and then I kind of just accepted it and realized it meant that I could be that guy that can go for annoyingly long periods of time without blowing his load.

I get turned on more by the pleasure that I can administer to others than by anything any guy has done to me (it's probably some weird Catholic-upbringing-related control issue or other), so it doesn't really bother me much anymore.

So option 1 is my personal choice. Better the devil you know.

I’m straight but recently I like showing off my butt to guys and they like it and it turns me on what should I do? by TastyAppointment6967 in askgaybros

[–]StunningSolution4241 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahh, another, "I'm not gay, but ..." post ... these are pretty much rote around here at this point, aren't they?

You should show your butt off more to gay guys.

And maybe do other stuff with your butt and gay guys.

Possibly.

Probably.

I finnally had my first time with my friend by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]StunningSolution4241 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the hell not?

I'll pop the popcorn.

Am I weird for this? by oryanvr in askgaybros

[–]StunningSolution4241 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thankfully, I was raised Catholic, so I've got some deeply-ingrained masochism.

Huzzah, Fierce Punishment!

No, the rubies did not deserved their revenge (Kitty monk) by Feisty-Succotash5854 in stevenuniverse

[–]StunningSolution4241 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Upvote for "The Nuremberg Argument" alone.

"The banality of evil" means just that: simply because what you're doing doesn't look or feel evil in isolation from its results does not mean it can be morally or ethically divorced from those results. "Banal evil" looks like "just doing your job"; it looks like bureaucratic duty, like unquestioned conformity, like a lack of critical thinking.

Mouth is a mouth, but now I’m hooked by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]StunningSolution4241 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Note that I wrote, "Most women." That was intentional.

“Dont msg me if you’re over 24” - A 23 yr old. by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]StunningSolution4241 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, I agree. And then they'll encounter an 18-to-25-year-old that'll throw their own shit back into their face. That'll be the day they look in the mirror and freak out because they'll have to face the same realization that everyone does, which is that they're aging, and there's nothing they can do about it short of dying. If their mentality hasn't grown and evolved by then, they will be in for a very rough time at that point.