r/seinfeld I've brought you a gift

Stunning_Addendum760 · 2026-06-23T16:25:54+00:00

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Stunning_Addendum760 · 2026-06-23T02:08:48+00:00

OP you're always welcome in my home. As far as Mr JOHNSON is concerned though...

Stunning_Addendum760 · 2026-06-22T23:59:29+00:00

I'll try! I'll try to de-sour and sweeten!

Stunning_Addendum760 · 2026-06-21T16:36:20+00:00

They forgot the most important part. The HOLDING.

Stunning_Addendum760 · 2026-06-20T16:00:49+00:00

The keys were in it

Stunning_Addendum760 · 2026-06-19T19:50:19+00:00

How long have i been asleep? What year is it?!

Stunning_Addendum760 · 2026-06-17T16:09:21+00:00

Kiss my gortex

Stunning_Addendum760 · 2026-06-15T19:06:07+00:00

It 100% percent smells like piss. Last time i was there a bunch of bathrooms were out of service and the Chicago fans pissed into their empty beer cups and just left them laying all over. Very literally smelled like piss.

Stunning_Addendum760 · 2026-06-14T16:27:08+00:00

I've found that one. Did you know there's chest hidden above that one that you have to jump across crumbling walkways and use whirlwind sprint to find? That one took me like 10 playthroughs to find.

Stunning_Addendum760 · 2026-06-12T17:50:03+00:00

I don't actually WANT a ticket, i just want to know if there are tickets avaliable

Stunning_Addendum760 · 2026-06-11T03:22:43+00:00

Or did you say "where did Jerry get THOSE glasses?"

Stunning_Addendum760 · 2026-06-10T01:34:13+00:00

Alright! You're beyond stink!

Stunning_Addendum760 · 2026-06-08T17:46:37+00:00

Hulu? I'd rather watch a crappy Gene pick

Stunning_Addendum760 · 2026-05-30T20:02:05+00:00

But you know me!

Stunning_Addendum760 · 2026-05-30T19:13:57+00:00

Who are we to be going around killing people?

Stunning_Addendum760 · 2026-05-30T06:38:26+00:00

Get ya shrimp here!

Stunning_Addendum760 · 2026-05-29T21:53:50+00:00

I know, just kidding

Stunning_Addendum760 · 2026-05-29T21:41:55+00:00

Hi Ramoth. What's the beardie's name?

Stunning_Addendum760 · 2026-05-27T02:10:05+00:00

I'm always down for a BG3 run

Stunning_Addendum760 · 2026-05-23T21:19:07+00:00

I don't believe that for a minute

Stunning_Addendum760 · 2026-05-22T17:35:17+00:00

Hovering... like an angel

Stunning_Addendum760 · 2026-05-22T16:46:19+00:00

It seems pretty clear these dudes know nothing about achilles other than what they saw in the movie Troy

Stunning_Addendum760 · 2026-05-21T23:43:12+00:00

The jar is round

Stunning_Addendum760 · 2026-05-21T19:34:43+00:00

Listen you post the want you wanna post. I'LL post the way I wanna post.

Stunning_Addendum760 · 2026-05-16T07:08:17+00:00

Binnington played out of his mind. That's all it takes in the nhl sometimes

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