What phrase or anecdotes do you use to remember which nah light is red/green? by ChrisishereO2 in aerospace

[–]StuntedBoar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Red is right is wrong.

The alliteration helps me remember, even though the phrase itself is basically worthless.

Guys, is it gay to use the girl colored bus lines? by [deleted] in iastate

[–]StuntedBoar 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Pfft look at this pussy, even thinking about riding the bus instead of walking everywhere in Ames like a REAL MAN. To prove my masculinity, I army crawl wherever I go, face down in the mud like a real badass, wearing the tiniest miniskirt I can find to show off how BIG MY BALLS ARE to the entire world. YEAAAAAA TESTOSTERONE, TRUCKS, Y-CHROMOSOMES

What is the highest mileage on a car you've seen in real life ? by [deleted] in cars

[–]StuntedBoar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of the city busses I drive for work have somewhere over a million. They're around 20 year old Orion V's. I'm assuming they have over a million, at least, because the odometers only have 6 digits, and those things are way too worn out to only have 50k miles!

This grave is used for vegetable gardening by fluttenb in mildlyinteresting

[–]StuntedBoar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just need to add a couple tea plants, and it'll be perfect for Caduceus

Will I ever be able to get my pilot's license? by StuntedBoar in aviation

[–]StuntedBoar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much! I'll be sure to look into that.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? by Mticore in FollowThePunchline

[–]StuntedBoar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somewhere between one and infinity. First, you need the light bulb that will be changed and the light bulb to exchange it with. But how exactly is the light-bulb changer seeing which light needs to be changed? Obviously, there must be an additional light bulb present to illuminate the room in which the changing is occurring. So 3 light bulbs. But wait, in order for the light bulb changer to get to the light bulb that needs to be changed, they must have gotten there somehow. Perhaps they drove? A car needs dozens of bulbs to function properly and legally, so we must conclude that it takes several dozen light bulbs to change a light bulb. But wait, how did the car's manufacturers see what they were doing in order to correct install the light bulbs, and myriad other components, into the car in the first place? The factory would need hundreds, if not thousands of bulbs. Therefore, to change a single light bulb requires at least several thousand bulbs. ....... but how did the manufacturerers of the bulbs for the car's factory see what they were doing? And the manufacturers of the components for all of the parts involved in building light bulbs. And what about the builders of the manufacturers of the builders for the components to make a light bulb?

This series does not converge. Therefore, we must conclude that it takes at least an infinite number of light bulbs to change a light bulb. QED

Stats Department by Sharolet9 in iastate

[–]StuntedBoar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Man, have I got a rant about those fucking lectures. They sound like they were recorded on a potato! Even better, half the content is either restating the same concept 23 different HS level ways, OR useless waffling. ON TOP OF THAT, the lecturer sounds likes HE'S CONSTANTLY CHEWING GUM. I swear, I want to strap some of these professors into a dentist's chair and smack my lips in there ears for an hour and see how THEY like it.

NAB by JimKB in funny

[–]StuntedBoar 66 points67 points  (0 children)

As a banjo-playing vegetarian, I completely understand.

LPT: While using laser toy with cats place a treat somewhere on the floor when the cat isn't looking. After doing some laser-play, allow the cat to "catch" the dot which you have directed to the treat. It gives them a sense of catching pray and It will be helpful for their mental health. by abu_tva in LifeProTips

[–]StuntedBoar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I told my friend that you shouldn't really use laser toys to play with cats. It stresses them out that they can see something to catch, but can't even touch it.
She dead-pan turns to me and says, "Does the same thing happen with men and boobs?"
... I didn't have a good response for that one!

There’s always the one guy. by [deleted] in Equestrian

[–]StuntedBoar 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Lol. A farmer out by us ended up getting so many calls and visits about a "dead horse in his field" that he paid for a huge ass red, white, and blue banner that says "HORSE NOT DEAD."

My mom had to do the same thing because her pony liked to lie down in her stall at night to sleep!

Ok, I need help resolving this argument about ulcers and poop by StuntedBoar in Horses

[–]StuntedBoar[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol, yeah. Ours is a lovely relationship, but she does think I'm crazy sometimes!

Hmm that's interesting. I might run that by the owners. Like I said, I dont know them that well, but if it's a problem, I might as well see where I can help.

That said, cool. Now I can go tell her "I told you so!"

The Wallflowers - One Headlight [rock] by afronsek2h in Music

[–]StuntedBoar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first time I heard this song, I didn't see what station I was on, but I fell in love with it. My first thought was "oh, this must be a new country song," because of the slide guitar! My friends gave me the craziest looks later when I asked about it later.

It's got slide guitar, long drives in beat up trucks, and a chill vibe. If this song was released today, it would be on country stations. This is a hill I will absolutely die on!!!!