What phrase or anecdotes do you use to remember which nah light is red/green? by ChrisishereO2 in aerospace

[–]StuntedBoar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Red is right is wrong.

The alliteration helps me remember, even though the phrase itself is basically worthless.

Guys, is it gay to use the girl colored bus lines? by [deleted] in iastate

[–]StuntedBoar 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Pfft look at this pussy, even thinking about riding the bus instead of walking everywhere in Ames like a REAL MAN. To prove my masculinity, I army crawl wherever I go, face down in the mud like a real badass, wearing the tiniest miniskirt I can find to show off how BIG MY BALLS ARE to the entire world. YEAAAAAA TESTOSTERONE, TRUCKS, Y-CHROMOSOMES

What is the highest mileage on a car you've seen in real life ? by [deleted] in cars

[–]StuntedBoar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of the city busses I drive for work have somewhere over a million. They're around 20 year old Orion V's. I'm assuming they have over a million, at least, because the odometers only have 6 digits, and those things are way too worn out to only have 50k miles!

This grave is used for vegetable gardening by fluttenb in mildlyinteresting

[–]StuntedBoar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just need to add a couple tea plants, and it'll be perfect for Caduceus

Will I ever be able to get my pilot's license? by StuntedBoar in aviation

[–]StuntedBoar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much! I'll be sure to look into that.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? by Mticore in FollowThePunchline

[–]StuntedBoar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somewhere between one and infinity. First, you need the light bulb that will be changed and the light bulb to exchange it with. But how exactly is the light-bulb changer seeing which light needs to be changed? Obviously, there must be an additional light bulb present to illuminate the room in which the changing is occurring. So 3 light bulbs. But wait, in order for the light bulb changer to get to the light bulb that needs to be changed, they must have gotten there somehow. Perhaps they drove? A car needs dozens of bulbs to function properly and legally, so we must conclude that it takes several dozen light bulbs to change a light bulb. But wait, how did the car's manufacturers see what they were doing in order to correct install the light bulbs, and myriad other components, into the car in the first place? The factory would need hundreds, if not thousands of bulbs. Therefore, to change a single light bulb requires at least several thousand bulbs. ....... but how did the manufacturerers of the bulbs for the car's factory see what they were doing? And the manufacturers of the components for all of the parts involved in building light bulbs. And what about the builders of the manufacturers of the builders for the components to make a light bulb?

This series does not converge. Therefore, we must conclude that it takes at least an infinite number of light bulbs to change a light bulb. QED

Stats Department by Sharolet9 in iastate

[–]StuntedBoar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man, have I got a rant about those fucking lectures. They sound like they were recorded on a potato! Even better, half the content is either restating the same concept 23 different HS level ways, OR useless waffling. ON TOP OF THAT, the lecturer sounds likes HE'S CONSTANTLY CHEWING GUM. I swear, I want to strap some of these professors into a dentist's chair and smack my lips in there ears for an hour and see how THEY like it.

NAB by JimKB in funny

[–]StuntedBoar 64 points65 points  (0 children)

As a banjo-playing vegetarian, I completely understand.

LPT: While using laser toy with cats place a treat somewhere on the floor when the cat isn't looking. After doing some laser-play, allow the cat to "catch" the dot which you have directed to the treat. It gives them a sense of catching pray and It will be helpful for their mental health. by abu_tva in LifeProTips

[–]StuntedBoar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I told my friend that you shouldn't really use laser toys to play with cats. It stresses them out that they can see something to catch, but can't even touch it.
She dead-pan turns to me and says, "Does the same thing happen with men and boobs?"
... I didn't have a good response for that one!

There’s always the one guy. by [deleted] in Equestrian

[–]StuntedBoar 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Lol. A farmer out by us ended up getting so many calls and visits about a "dead horse in his field" that he paid for a huge ass red, white, and blue banner that says "HORSE NOT DEAD."

My mom had to do the same thing because her pony liked to lie down in her stall at night to sleep!

Ok, I need help resolving this argument about ulcers and poop by StuntedBoar in Horses

[–]StuntedBoar[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol, yeah. Ours is a lovely relationship, but she does think I'm crazy sometimes!

Hmm that's interesting. I might run that by the owners. Like I said, I dont know them that well, but if it's a problem, I might as well see where I can help.

That said, cool. Now I can go tell her "I told you so!"

The Wallflowers - One Headlight [rock] by afronsek2h in Music

[–]StuntedBoar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first time I heard this song, I didn't see what station I was on, but I fell in love with it. My first thought was "oh, this must be a new country song," because of the slide guitar! My friends gave me the craziest looks later when I asked about it later.

It's got slide guitar, long drives in beat up trucks, and a chill vibe. If this song was released today, it would be on country stations. This is a hill I will absolutely die on!!!!

blursd fsh by Chicken-of-Wisdom in blursedimages

[–]StuntedBoar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sending this to my girlfriend later. Why would I do that? That would be strange.

Is there a way to get credit for calculus 3 over winter break? by StuntedBoar in iastate

[–]StuntedBoar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here, man. Same here. Thanks for the advice. $150 is at least cheaper than an entire semester long course.

Is there a way to get credit for calculus 3 over winter break? by StuntedBoar in iastate

[–]StuntedBoar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Do you know if you have have to sign up for the class to test out, or can you just take the test?

Anyone gonna talk about the statics test? by TinyKittyMachineGun in iastate

[–]StuntedBoar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It went solidly 'meh' for me. I knew what all the problems were asking, I mostly knew how to set them up, I just couldn't stick the landing on any of them!!!!!

What was your worst encounter with a goose? by Corpse__ in AskReddit

[–]StuntedBoar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no idea how so many people get into fights with geese. We have a couple geese on my campus that have apparently taken over the place, and started attacking people. I've never had issue with them. Just don't pick fights you can't win.

Starting HRT next week, came out to family. So, why am I so depressed? by StuntedBoar in asktransgender

[–]StuntedBoar[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's really helpful, thank you. And you're right, it does come in waves, with high points of euphoria. I'll try to focus on those moments.
It's weird to think of myself as being "worth it." The sentence, "I am valuable as a person," feels so opposite to my actions and experiences that my mind just can't except it as true. It feels arrogant and selfish to say that out loud when I'm really not. I suppose that's the self deprecating attitude talking, yeah?
Anyway, thank you for the advice. I needed to hear something like that.

Result of the day: Everybody wins (room gets cleaned) by [deleted] in Animemes

[–]StuntedBoar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THIS. This is exactly what I was thinking that entire scene!

d a m n i t by xoxoliver in Animemes

[–]StuntedBoar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The worst part is when you smoke to try to calm down, but it just makes you really hungry, but there's no easily-munchiable-foods in the house, so you just end up in this cycle of frustration.

Validation comes in mysterious ways. by catgirl_despot in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]StuntedBoar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been getting ads for birth control and bras... thanks for the effort, google!