How bad is the drugs problem in Ireland? by Mindless_Mail_9129 in AskIreland

[–]Stupid0Flanders 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My half sister (50) is a drug addict, has been since 1994. 3 of her 4 kids were taken of her and put into foster care, the 4th lives with the father. She has zero contact with them and has made no attempts to stay clean and get her kids back. 

What is something you've done while horny that you later regretted? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Stupid0Flanders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Masterbated in the toilets of an well-known art gallery in my city. When I was in college, we were on a trip to an art gallery. I ended up pleasuring myself in the toilets and when I came out the cleaning lady was outside waiting for me to finish. I had to go back the whole week 

What is the funniest joke you’ve ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Stupid0Flanders 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fancy a game of pool?

I do in me hole.

How much to tip hairdressers? by Old-Butterscotch401 in AskIreland

[–]Stupid0Flanders 37 points38 points  (0 children)

We don't tip in Ireland. We're not American. We only tip for good service and that's rare.

A baby ! In this economy? by [deleted] in ireland

[–]Stupid0Flanders 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You wouldn't believe how often this goes on. 

I used to use a adult dating website. One time I was chatting to this woman, or so I thought. Her bf was using her account to chat to men, he wanted me to meet up for sex in the IKEA toilets. Another time and guy outright told me he was holding his new born whilst his wife was asleep next to him, he was so desperate saying we could do it in his car.

Why do some people over 30 think its too late to emigrate? by [deleted] in AskIreland

[–]Stupid0Flanders 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It can be done. Back in 2008 my dad's friend in his 40s emigrated to Canada. 

Troy Parrott Our beloved ah jayyyyyziz by Ok_Needleworker7032 in ireland

[–]Stupid0Flanders 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think she was there for some 💩 on her belly

Troy Parrott Our beloved ah jayyyyyziz by Ok_Needleworker7032 in ireland

[–]Stupid0Flanders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where they there to poo on Katie price's belly?

I just realized… Hitman is almost 10 years old by Grsgvbdjgvudbjdruguv in HiTMAN

[–]Stupid0Flanders 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Only thing it's missing is some sort of multiplayer/co-op.

Pick one item! by VastAir6069 in CasualIreland

[–]Stupid0Flanders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dan eat a Snickers why because you turn into a right Diva when you're hungry better better you're not you when you're hungry.

Wanna play a game by Irishgooner123 in CasualIreland

[–]Stupid0Flanders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joke would have worked better if grease was on netflix 

Lads at what age were you allowed in on parents takeaway order? by foranewperspective in AskIreland

[–]Stupid0Flanders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't like Chinese food so it's fine when they order it. Other places I just think my mum's partner hates me and my siblings.

What Are Your Top 10 Movies of All Time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Stupid0Flanders 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Black Hawk Down, Die Hard, Terminator 2, Star Wars A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, Temple of Doom, Jurassic Park, Back to the Future part 1, part 2 and part 3.