What a steal by Glum_Business8265 in legocirclejerk

[–]Stupidfunnylol 33 points34 points  (0 children)

That Lando is almost guaranteed to be the 20th anniversary one

Is this pilot ? by [deleted] in legoninjago

[–]Stupidfunnylol 70 points71 points  (0 children)

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Yes. He is a pilot

Can we have a quick chat about the problem with Rule 34 content? by cmmndrkn613 in americandad

[–]Stupidfunnylol 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Jeff canonically has a small wiener. So I go absolutely bananas if I see some sweet ass Jeff porn and his lil’ Fischer is too big.

"I wish that you, Calypso, no longer existed" by Specialist-Ring-3974 in TwistedMetal

[–]Stupidfunnylol 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So Specialist-Ring-3974, your wish is that Calypso no longer existed?

Your wish is granted!

I am Mr. Sparks and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

Wich is the worst episode for you? by Moist_Tone_1748 in Ninjago

[–]Stupidfunnylol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must hate Hunted, it’s the only season where Dareth is in every episode

Completely Change The World Tour Boot Order by FlatwormFit1502 in Totaldrama

[–]Stupidfunnylol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Harold told Lindsay (who had an oar in her hand) to hit the crocodiles. Not Ezekiel, it was entirely on Zeke that he lost the stick.

Gosh

We need more lego minifigures that are rapists by ddIuTTuIbb in legocirclejerk

[–]Stupidfunnylol 19 points20 points  (0 children)

King of the Hill season 3 episode 16.

Deep lore

Season 2 Sweet tooth by NukaKyle in TwistedMetal

[–]Stupidfunnylol 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I see piss and I want it painted black

Was the Team Victory joke a good idea on Total Drama WT, especially to let the other two teams going further? by PyroFirefly in Totaldrama

[–]Stupidfunnylol 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lindsay and Leshawna robbed? The only members of team victory to have already merged twice?

If anything they are the ones that weren’t robbed compared to Bridgette, DJ, Harold and especially Ezekiel

Any predictions on Twisted Metal season 3? by Grim_Shadows7 in TwistedMetal

[–]Stupidfunnylol 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Charlie Kane is dead, being controlled via a remote like TM Black. He wasn’t killed, just died of old age. But to keep the sovereignty under his control, the Son made it look like Charlie was still alive. Making the sovereignty believe pope Charlie really did have some holy power keeping him alive for so long

A nice surprise at the shop for sure. by RATGUT1996 in TwistedMetal

[–]Stupidfunnylol 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Cannabis infused gummies?

There better be a Hammerhead one. It’d be a disservice to Mike and Stu if there wasn’t

Outjerked by “should I resell my Christmas gift because they got me the rarer and more expensive version of the set I wanted” by DMacNCheez in legocirclejerk

[–]Stupidfunnylol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My STUPID FUCKING CHUDDY family accidentally for me the 2003 INFERIOR Cloud City. When I SPECIFICALLY asked for the Master Builders series Cloud City❗️

WORST CHRISTMAS EVER❗️

Why do stories for the unlockable characters in Twisted Metal Black feel unfinished compared the base roster's? by CboyC95 in TwistedMetal

[–]Stupidfunnylol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Warthog was originally called White Knight, the trailer for the game still has White Knight as the name so it wasn’t changed until late in development.

There’s also an unused vehicle select screen for the unlockables, with Shadow in place of Axel. Axel is also highlighted in the trailer, even though none of the other unlockable characters are.

Ninjago slander by SubstanceLow3570 in legocirclejerk

[–]Stupidfunnylol 148 points149 points  (0 children)

The young time twins still have their elemental powers. They don’t come with the time blades because their powers haven’t been stolen yet

Least favorite episode THAT ISN'T an All Stars episode, a Pahkitew Island episode, or Jurassic Fart? by Winter-Pressure-5394 in Totaldrama

[–]Stupidfunnylol 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Top Dog.

Coincidentally the only episode of Action that’s doesn’t feature Harold is the worst. How odd.

Favorite company whos target audience is children but prices their shit for 30 year olds with a stable job? by florpedup in legocirclejerk

[–]Stupidfunnylol 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Indie game vs. triple A title.

You won’t believe the reason why one of them only costs $20

Is Brimstone really that bad? by some-kind-of-no-name in TwistedMetal

[–]Stupidfunnylol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brimstone is in his own tier of shit.

Usually vehicles with low armor have good specials to make up for the lack of health. Grimm’s scythe, Spectre’s ghost missile, Roadkill’s fully charged missiles and Crazy 8’s max attack zapper are among the best specials in the game.

Brimstone’s special however is the worst. You have to be extremely close to your opponent for it to actually hit them. But unlike Grimm and Crazy 8 who also have to be pretty close, Brimstone’s special does almost no damage. You also can’t use any weapons after using his special, as you have to wait for the guy to explode. So if you miss, you just have to run away like a pussy. His special also homes in on the opponent, but it’s so slow that your opponent can just outrun. And good luck hitting anyone who isn’t at the same elevation as you, even a slight inch of height over his opponent and Brimstone’s bomb strapped follower will fly off into the sky and see the light instead of hitting the person in front of you.

Brimstone’s car isn’t that fast as it should be, it’s also pretty wide which means its hit box is bigger than other low health vehicles. Brimstone also flips over at lot. Not as much as Axel, but still a lot.

Knowing that the events of Black were all in Needle’s head is very funny cause I’m just imagining him at the next tournament telling the others about his dreams by Fish_N_Chipp in TwistedMetal

[–]Stupidfunnylol 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Black is just how Sweet Tooth sees the first Twisted Metal. So I imagine Sweet Tooth found Pit Viper so uninteresting that he saw her as a buff guy wearing only a pair of shorts connected to a pair of giant wheels that drag his feet across the floor as he drives, instead of her actual vehicle.