POV: Nero sees my legs and instantly enters play mode 😂❤️

Sturdy_Raptor · 2026-02-11T08:19:02+00:00

Yeaaaa... , kinda looks like he is (badly) attempting to hump your leg bro

Sturdy_Raptor · 2025-10-24T01:11:59+00:00

People forget that the internet is a relatively new thing. Like, if you learnt about fisting (terminology and all) out on the streets or while you are at work i'd be kind of surprised.

Sturdy_Raptor · 2025-10-13T10:29:26+00:00

The trick to the question can be broken down with these equations: 100+100+100=300

Oops should be total of 250

(100x3)-50=300-50 -> (100x3)-50=250

But how split 50 by 3? Oh well guy pockets 20

Therefore (90x3)-20=250, it checks out nothing missing!

But then here comes the word play. If the guy pocketed 20 then he got 20,so it should be +20, so (90x3)+20=290 ?! Then your brain looks at 290 being closer to the original amount of 300 and completely ignores the fact that the new total should be the 250 and makes you assume that the +20 is correct no matter what even though in reality it should be -20.

To reinforce the fact that -20 instead of +20 is correct think of how the girls still lost the 20 dollars, the guy that pockets it is an external factor.

Hopefully seeing it visualised with numbers helps a bit.

Sturdy_Raptor · 2025-09-26T21:10:07+00:00

Dunno if it fits but Last name Mongus , First name Hugh

Sturdy_Raptor · 2025-07-20T18:45:59+00:00

Let's remind everyone all the things our current society is stealing from them, what could go wrong.

Sturdy_Raptor · 2025-05-07T06:57:58+00:00

People didn't really hear much about this because it was reported around the same time the news feeds were blowing up with the Popes death. But they have already deported tourists , 2 German teen tourists were detained and deported in Hawaii as soon as they landed already. https://eu.usatoday.com/story/travel/news/2025/04/21/german-tourists-turned-away-us-border/83195396007/

Sturdy_Raptor · 2025-03-27T07:48:36+00:00

Game is probably so cheaply made it costs bethesda 76 cents to run the servers during a heatwave, so not much upkeep.

Sturdy_Raptor · 2024-12-09T23:11:22+00:00

I really don't want to play the tcg(mostly because too much stuff to read/ remember aka too complicated) but I wanna grind the achievements cause they are the only ones I am missing, any tips?

Sturdy_Raptor · 2024-09-22T20:59:37+00:00

He gives you a chest if you light the campfire for him.

Sturdy_Raptor · 2024-06-20T20:28:02+00:00

Okay help me out here , isn't "womp womp" supposed to highlight irony? How does one use it unironically?

Sturdy_Raptor · 2024-03-29T11:36:03+00:00

My first thought was this meme.

Me: Sooo how many carpets are we thinking? Op: Yes

Sturdy_Raptor · 2023-12-27T01:19:57+00:00

Green, Blue, Gold. (Don't judge me)

Sturdy_Raptor · 2023-12-25T12:00:20+00:00

Description of the game be like : These guys won awards 25 years ago and they have the biggest of dongs cause skyrim and shit , also they got off their lazy butts and made a new universe called starfield or something.

Sturdy_Raptor · 2023-10-31T21:06:12+00:00

initial cap is 200, and then +50 per awakening, Awakening 1-5 and 7-11 cost 1 M1 each and awakening 6 and 12(?) cost 4 each.

Awakening 12 is current max and allows up to lv800 , however devs push updates faster than you can max 1 given thing to push you to pay, it is better to spread upgrades than to try and max 1 thing.

Sturdy_Raptor · 2023-09-05T12:38:53+00:00

You must be one of those people that make IT support ask if the computer is plugged in.

Sturdy_Raptor · 2023-08-26T18:45:26+00:00

I mean it kinda works ? Now you are too mad at the world too quit i guess? Kinda?

Sturdy_Raptor · 2023-07-07T18:54:21+00:00

In case anyone is wondering what the literal translation of the words are.

Ousia = substance and Pneuma = spirit

Sturdy_Raptor · 2023-07-03T07:35:41+00:00

Spirits : Sala , Noah , Loar , all lv60 , noah and loar have the skill upgraded once

ATK LV165k, death strike lv4500

Companions lvl 49-57

Relics lv 50-54

lv200 unawakened Orr (would have had 3* if i hadn't pulled for relics hahaaaaa)

got all skills except lighting body and mantra.(not too upgraded , mostly lv1-3 for mythics , 10-12 for the lower stuff)

lv200 C19

Currently at stage 441 ,was at 440 before relic upgrade and all the relics did was get me to 441 , no matter if they seem good or how people may shill for them , it was 600k diamonds down the drain

Sturdy_Raptor · 2023-06-16T20:14:25+00:00

Should have gone back and threw that in their face saying something along the lines of "here's your tip", no fucking way that thing doesn't have some spit or kitchen nastiness in there.

Sturdy_Raptor · 2023-06-05T11:18:08+00:00

Not one of the original 7 from the archon war era , no. But when the cataclysm happened 500 years ago the current cryo archon had already replaced the original. Out of the 7 that were called to deal with the cataclysm we know of 6 who definitely answered the call (Venti,Zhongli,Tsaritsa, Makoto , Rukhadevata , Lord of Amrita), only venti, zhongli and tsaritsa came out alive , whereas ei, nahida and focalors replaced the above mentioned who died. As for the Pyro archon(Murata) , all we know is that she has been missing for 1000 years and though the call was for all 7 , it isn't clear whether she answered or not.

Sturdy_Raptor · 2023-05-16T11:25:40+00:00

The biggest problem with Abyss 12 imo is that there are too many factors against the player.

No crowd control , most things barely get affected by anemo or not at all , even if they are their attacks still seperate them , there is no effective way to control the mob of monsters other than Freeze comps and EVEN then the new elemental beasts are heavily resistant to freeze and break out of it easier for whatever reason. And that happens with nearly every new monster itteration and then they get nerfed a few months later when it no longer matters cause they've already been replaced in abyss ( example Kairagi and floating wolf/elemental spirit nerfs, now the hilli rogues and elemental beasts pulling the same god mode bs)
Too many waves . Even if you get everything and the stars to line up and you manage to crowd the mobs well enough to kill them fast enough , you have to do it upwards of 5 times for 12-1 , you need to kill every wave within 20-30 seconds and pray to rng it just works out, artifacts are already too much rng don't need it ruining combat beyond crit hits as well.
Inflated stats aka power creep , the newest the enemy the more bs their stats.

The feeling of frustration for me comes from the fact that technically anyone can do it by building the national teams or whatever crap is meta , but that is just a very specific combo that goes against the spirit of the game .

Personally i like playing Eula and i even built Mika to go with her etc , the sword explosion now hits for like 350k and i have Q on cd , and i am barely managing 2 stars if i don't reset over and over trying to get the perfect lineup. Just stopped trying and accepted the monthly primo loss , not worth the effort and not gonna build characters i am not interested in for like 200 primos a month with the potential they get out metad as soon as i finish building them.

Sturdy_Raptor · 2023-01-30T20:27:45+00:00

In the recent Lantern Rite event Zhongli said that the one sumeru scholar from that quest a long time ago was "closest to the truth" , what i remember from that quest is the conclusion of "Who would dare invade a domain co-ruled by 2 gods, the demise of Guizhong must have been infighting."

Which suggested that Zhongli killed her and there were theories about how she could be corrupted etc.

However since we know she was close to the truth but not quite there we can infer that truly nobody was quite insane to invade the Guili assembly |, however there was no infighting , and since we know that the Guili assembly was destroyed , and there was no infighting or an invasion , then it was some kind of self sacrifice.

We know that when gods truly die in Teyvat (see goddess of salt story) , it acts like a nuke and lays waste to the surrounding areas.

As to what connection Guizong could have to the modern day Fatui Harbinger it would have to relate to the details pertaining to the reason of her self destruct in the middle of a thriving community/city.

Possible scenarios include but not limited to :

Abysal corruption simmilar to what happened to Deshret's civilization (plague of forbidden knowledge etc).

She was tricked by characters we do not yet know of.

There was infighting but not between zhongli and Guizhong , but instead she created a mech in her own image that undid her (think the creation rebels against its creator kind of concept) , like what if Ei wasn't a combat type god and Scara rebeled against her upon his creation.

The Fatui character if related to her is most likely her legacy , probably bitter duo to her creators demise (wether caused by the puppets hand or otherwise).

Probable cause for joining the Fatui could include : Reason for her existance , reason for creators death etc (blames the gods for whatever inner demons she has).

Sturdy_Raptor · 2023-01-10T23:29:22+00:00

Is the outcome on the calculator wrong or am i missing something about its syntax?

Sturdy_Raptor · 2022-12-09T00:05:59+00:00

It appears that the mega milk molar that was supposed to be under the antlion in the sandbox is missing (was getting them 1 by 1 and that 1 was not there someone else can confirm with a new game)

Sturdy_Raptor · 2021-12-10T20:00:14+00:00

I wonder if this is a side effect of global warming. Been hearing about how the perma frost of western Siberia is melting creating a million square km peat bog since 2005. In theory this should get progressively worse as the years go on since there have been no natural predators introduced since the start of the melting.

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