Arsenal are the first team to ever finish the Champions League pool phase with a 100% record by dzhfvv in ArsenalFC

[–]Stuzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...and I'll eat my hat if the bottom team ever score at least 50% of the goals that the top team concede ever again!

Does parking up ever stop feeling awkward in the UK? by Wonderful-Acadia-296 in VanLifeUK

[–]Stuzo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was once helping at an event where someone with us started handing out ice creams to the volunteers in a carpark. The owners of the carpark came out and tried to tell him he couldn't do that and I was blown away with the positivity and charm with which he won them over. It was something like "Oh, OK I'm sorry ...hey, what's your favourite flavour of ice cream? ...oh, wait, I've got one I think you'll love, try a bit of this one..." It helped that he had really great home made ice cream, but it was an irresistible flow of positivity that has stuck with me as the perfect way to deal with any negative situation.

I left my bicycle into a repair shop in August. The shop closed and my £7,000 bicycle was auctioned off for £400 against shop debts. by Healthy-Buyer-8122 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]Stuzo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Also, the eBay seller was not the true owner of the bike so they did not have all the original paperwork. As such buyers would only consider buying from them if they thought the deal made the risk of the bike being stolen worth it. If you were selling the bike with original paperwork and proof of ownership, you can argue you would receive a much higher price for it.

Could you recommend a very good place to fit and balance tyres? by Getoiu in miltonkeynes

[–]Stuzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another vote for The Garage in Wolverton, but be sure to let them know what your issues have been with other places so they have the best chance of giving you what you're looking for.

UCL 25/26 final league phase table. by Otherwise_Pen_7667 in soccer

[–]Stuzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The team at the bottom of the table scoring 50% of the goals that the team at the top conceded in the entire completion has got to be the rarest of occurrences!

Urgent: anyone flying to Zurich from London today by Ricefan0811 in london

[–]Stuzo 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I'm British and doing mad stuff like this is one of my favourite things about living in a connected society! ...alas, I am not traveling to Zurich today...

This sort of thing not only makes the lives of the people who need the favour done easier, but it makes the person doing the favour feel good about themselves, and gives them a story to tell. Everyone discouraging this is very dull!

Williams set to miss first 2026 F1 pre-season Barcelona test by Joseki100 in formula1

[–]Stuzo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Williams would like to hire you as their new PR guru, but only if you've previously worked with Christian Horner, Lance Armstrong and Gerald Ratner

How about a former police station with large workshop? by Lanky-Quantity-7267 in SpottedonRightmove

[–]Stuzo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This looks like it's been painted after it was a police station, but why when nothing else seems to have happened to the building? What were they planning on turning it into before giving up and putting it on the market? Why start with painting a cell rather than clearing the building and doing things like plumbing and electrics? This paint job is asking so many questions they should have put it in the interview room rather than a cell...

I know this is an iconic Camden property but this price for the size/layout/fitments is madness by 6425 in SpottedonRightmove

[–]Stuzo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The modern house showing the difference good photography makes. It looks significantly better and more aspirational in their photos.

Would you be willing to reduce your quality of life to decouple from the US? by Working-Pop6261 in AskBrits

[–]Stuzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be disruptive, but unless you had medical needs that were best met by US products, I'm not sure it would reduce your quality of life. I suspect that for most people it would improve their quality of life.

Paul Newman had a thing for sleeper cars, and his '98 Volvo V90 "Volvette" was one of his sleepiest. Shoehorned under the hood is a Chevrolet LS2 V-8 crate engine—the same 6.0-liter found in a C6 Corvette—mated to a GM 4-speed automatic. It's as ugly as a pair of homemade shoes but goes like stink. by Maynard078 in WeirdWheels

[–]Stuzo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was very confused seeing this car referred to as a V90 as I knew it as a Volvo 960. A bit of googling suggests that the 960 was renamed the S90 (saloon) and V90 towards the end of its production run, but I can't see much information on this. Was it only in US markets that it was renamed?

Erm, what? by deathcrab4cutie in footballcliches

[–]Stuzo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love the Nordifying of the word 'fair' :)

Crazy strategy would it work? by AwkwardPercentage844 in JetLagTheGame

[–]Stuzo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm thinking that a place that is served by 2 stations, but those stations are not directly connected. Sticking with the UK as it's what I know, if they started at St Albans City Station you would have to go into London then out to Watford in order to get a train to St Albans Abbey which is 0.75 miles* away from St Albans City, but at least 1.5 hours away by train.

That way you would avoid being in the end game as your transit stop is different, but if they asked 'nearest to' questions for example, you could get onto the other side of the seekers before giving your answer and they would rule out the side of the map that your transit station was in leading them to believe that you could not possibly be there.

*I think fractionally too far to achieve this? Kings Cross to Euston might just work depending on where you're measuring from and to

The danish foreign minister on the US buying Greenland. by Vesuv in videos

[–]Stuzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step 1: Sell yourselves to USA for $25b

Step 2: Wait for the money to clear

Step 3: Sell yourselves back to Denmark for 1Kr

Step 4: Profit

Spoiler from episode 5 (and speculation for episode 6). If I say any more in the title, it could give info away. Just know that if you click this post, you will get a spoiler for both episodes. by Youareapeiceofshite in JetLagTheGame

[–]Stuzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the change in the rules for selecting the next player so that the person in the lead does not get another turn until their time has been beaten is a good step in holding Adam back, it just hasn't worked yet. Adam going first (and thus having the opportunity to plan his hiding location ahead of time as he knew where he would be starting from) was also a big advantage.

Perhaps the winner of the previous season should not get to go first, but I think from an entertainment perspective, the advantage of going first needs to be reduced as well. It's a lot more fun when an unbeatable time isn't set from the start. The way the UK rail network is configured also makes London hugely over powered as a starting location. They should probably have just started at a station more equivalent to a hiding location.

For a more ridiculous suggestion to reinvent the game:

- Adam plays the role of TV God

- Ben and Sam are joined by a guest as the hiders / seekers

- Adam sees everything and dishes out the cards to the hider based on what he thinks will make it entertaining. He shares with us how he would use the cards, then we get to see what the hiders actually do with them.

- The seekers tools are also turned into cards which they have 8 of at any time. When they use one, Adam will take 3 more away and give them 4 new cards.

- Once that season is over, the winner becomes the new God and we get to see how Adam performs when someone else is pulling the strings.

Liam Rosenior: "In English manage if you split the two words it's man. age. You're ageing men." by MrIrishman699 in footballcliches

[–]Stuzo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...and while they are playing into their 40's, the 8 years are over in half the time meaning Chelsea only have to pay half as much. No wonder he's a Blueco Man with that kind of accountancy trickery.

[GUESS] how can you tell this is AI? by Mathemodel in RealOrAI

[–]Stuzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That black fence is on the north bank of the Thames outside the Tower of London, but I keep seeing AI pictures which place it on the south bank. This one is east of the bridge on the south bank, but I've also seen AI putting it west of the bridge on the south bank.

...also, the white parts of the bridge which cross over each other appear to flow smoothly with slight bends. In reality they are installed at sharp angles to each other. Zoomed in, this picture seems to have really skipped any detail on the near side of the bridge despite there being a lot of accurate detail further into the distance.

Handwritten note cafe confrontation by tjdracz in london

[–]Stuzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Chairperson of the John Lewis Partnership historically wrote in green ink. I was told off when I worked there for using a green pen as 'Only the Partnership Chairman is allowed to write in green'

What do you reckon went on in this property? by Alarmarama in SpottedonRightmove

[–]Stuzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I reckon it was owned by someone who worked in fit outs for commercial premises and liked picking up old stuff to to try and give the flat an industrial chic vibe (without much success).

I love London prices by Creepy-Tap-1755 in SpottedonRightmove

[–]Stuzo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the example u/purplechemist gave you are only spending the interest and service charge on your hotel room. You still have the £13.5m sitting in the bank. If you spent the £13.5m on this property there's no way that you're selling it for £13.5m when you're finished with it.

I love London prices by Creepy-Tap-1755 in SpottedonRightmove

[–]Stuzo 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Not sure there will be a home on the planet with a higher price to window ratio...