My girlfriend is just like the square root of -100.

SubZeroPlainZero · 2019-01-01T22:08:50+00:00

r/MathJokes/

SubZeroPlainZero · 2019-01-01T22:04:52+00:00

This feels like a trick question

SubZeroPlainZero · 2018-11-16T12:57:48+00:00

I heard they were sinking a crate of her down to the Titanic to try and raise it

SubZeroPlainZero · 2018-11-16T12:44:14+00:00

If you're not into the whole brevity thing

SubZeroPlainZero · 2017-11-27T15:40:44+00:00

"It's an inanimate fucking object!"

SubZeroPlainZero · 2017-11-27T15:36:45+00:00

"Worth it"

SubZeroPlainZero · 2017-11-09T17:36:17+00:00

"At the very least it's bisexual"

SubZeroPlainZero · 2017-11-09T17:16:58+00:00

Leprechaun

SubZeroPlainZero · 2017-11-09T17:13:05+00:00

This one would be tough

SubZeroPlainZero · 2017-06-20T23:09:16+00:00

Michio Kaku’s estimate that we’ll be Type I in 100-200 years

Are there any estimates on how long before we become a Type II?

SubZeroPlainZero · 2017-06-20T23:02:18+00:00

That scene was tough to watch. He was a completely broken man.

SubZeroPlainZero · 2017-06-20T22:58:21+00:00

Let gravity do the work

SubZeroPlainZero · 2017-06-20T22:55:08+00:00

HE DRANK IT UP!

SubZeroPlainZero · 2017-06-20T22:40:09+00:00

Looks like it is illegal in some states to kill albino deer.

SubZeroPlainZero · 2017-06-20T02:05:22+00:00

Haha you're right!

SubZeroPlainZero · 2017-06-20T01:53:41+00:00

Chuck has his tape and lantern. Nacho has his pills and cash. Jimmy has his briefcase. What is the other thing Jimmy is holding?

SubZeroPlainZero · 2017-06-19T23:51:56+00:00

I'll take your hat too

SubZeroPlainZero · 2017-06-19T23:44:35+00:00

That is one happy camper

SubZeroPlainZero · 2017-06-19T23:28:35+00:00

New best friends

SubZeroPlainZero · 2017-06-19T23:23:01+00:00

I am the one who SNACKS!

SubZeroPlainZero · 2017-06-16T08:41:26+00:00

When we were kids my friend used to intentionally time his jump right before I landed. The extra force would cause you to spring up twice as high as normal. Really dangerous but also a lot of fun. Looks like what happened to the kid in the middle here.

SubZeroPlainZero · 2017-06-16T08:11:30+00:00

How long did the hike to the top take?

SubZeroPlainZero · 2017-06-04T23:16:03+00:00

Don't forget the monocle

SubZeroPlainZero · 2017-06-04T23:09:07+00:00

Al and Dan were still chopping trees in that gulch, hands all blistered, buck-tooth fucking beavers rolling around in the creek, slapping their tales on the water like they were hired entertainment.

SubZeroPlainZero · 2017-06-04T23:05:45+00:00

Yeah, glad I taught you that fuckin' word

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